Once there were just 5 of us on a British Airways. Heaven!

GDPR jokes xD

Find this with pears as well. Have two in my kitchen right now - I probably should be watching them.

I think I have done that last part at least 3 times in my life, so worth it.

YES ALWAYS AND then the other person is like what are you looking at

Replace "I love all of you" with "I wish i wasn't tripping so hard"

Um... Child life as well *puts hand up*

Same with cats

I'm #2, #3 is also okay, but wherever I see #1 I can't resist to turn it to #2.

I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP EARLY!!!

Always.

Is it seriously a hood of snails?

I just have one and set it to snooze so it repeats every 5 minutes. But recently I've been keeping my phone on charge overnight on the opposite side of the room so I have to get out of bed to turn it off (although quite often I make the mistake of going back to bed for a "rest")

Haha I totally relate to this!! Except mine are all cats.

I look smug or mad.

sadly too accurate

i'm only person i know who has no problem drinking water :D

3 types... I could never deal with my icons on the right hand side of the screen lol

yup...that's me killing the cactus!

OMG...Laughed way too hard at this

Third: When I need one of the stuff in it. - Um, okay I really don't unpack the whole suitcase then but only that needed item.

How does one is not prepared for a "no internet" problem? I have music, games, movies downloaded on all my devices, plus a big a*s library and candles for a "no electricity" problem.

i feel this on a spiritual level

Responses you want to make Vs. Ones you don't! Haha!

Anxiety: "ARE YOU, THOUGH??"

Shopping list or not, don't go shopping on an empty stomach.

And they can't even tell it's you! Not like hiding in your car.

Yeah, well, unlikely to catch something from the dog!

As I always say, underwear are the silverware/utensils of laundry... its the indicator that you must take action.

Oh, hang on, I forgot something....

guilty

Doggo knows he's going to get petted, either way. Look at that smile.

I did more unpacking, organising and tidying yesterday than the entire last year combined, so yup! All too true

A cat would pack herself in the suitcase.

This is why I only use hybrid nail polish :D So much better!

...Or you could get out of bed early and beat the tourists. It does work

Where is the shirt that she folded? Did she already put it away? Damn was she busy!

I am doing this now...it's 3.11am

I managed to f*cp up a cactus. I'm that bad at owning plants.

Like the apple on the second laptop.

haha, starts to criticize as soon as u settled.

I stopped buying sexy lengerie so long ago. Turns out, it was itchy and nobody cared about it.

My husband and kids do #1 and it's maddening.

And now it's all over the counter, too.

Look it's the same dog as in the `can I pet it ?` cartoon ! Told you it was stuffed :D

As long as "we're all going to die" isn't mentioned I don't care what he says or how he says it.

So that's why they tangle!!!

If you don't cut it it counts as 1 slice...right?

I'm with the Cheesecake Factory. It's your birthday. You deserve a cake.

*responds with a dozen emojis to mask my laziness*

the time in between is irish coffee time!

Now you get a metal arm, dye your hair black and go looking for a mission.

Yes, sadly, yes.

this is me

She even haa Wilson 😄

Heh! :D

aw, Littlefoot ♥

My 75 year-old Mom could text with both thumbs as good as any teenager

And if this were my cat he'd be all over the keyboard.