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You will likely receive various advice as you grow older and meet new people, some of which may be very helpful and some, well, complete rubbish. There's also another specter of advice, and that is funny advice. Call it absurd, hilarious, or a ton of bullcrap, but funny life advice is exactly what the doctor ordered. These words of wisdom could make you laugh, but they might also come in handy later on in life.

In fact, the web is full of pictures and memes with funny random advice that people simply run into going about their lives and decide that "aight, this is going on the internet." It may be a spelling or punctuation mistake, a funny coincidence, a bit of advice that gains a whole new meaning when taken out of context, or perhaps a poster with funny advice about life or funny direction signs for the sole purpose of making those passing by have a chuckle. And well, follow the advice, obviously. Besides that, good funny advice is also a great marketing tool since people are more likely to remember and share something they found amusing!

Below, we've compiled a list of witty posts sharing the funniest life advice that, besides making you giggle, might come in handy at some point in your life. Liked any of these easter eggs spotted in real life? Then make sure to give them an upvote! What's the best funny advice you have ever received? Any random life advice you heard that made you chuckle? Let us know in the comments!

#1

Southern Tips To Driving On Snow 

Southern Tips To Driving On Snow 

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Charlotte NC. Not bad advice really. They don't get much snow there so every little bit of advice helps.

SarahBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Start slowing down WAY before you get to an intersection. Gently tap the brakes and release, brakes, release when slowing down. Slamming on your brakes is a very bad idea - the tires are just going to keep on sliding. Be really slow and careful with on and off ramps. Go into a lower gear when trying to go up a hill, or when going down a steep hill. A running start helps with going up hills too. If you're stuck in the snow, don't just spin your wheels - rock your car back and forth (forward/reverse/forward/reverse). I could write a book on winter driving!

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Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The prison I was at is in one of the southern states. A sprinkling of snow, as in one layer of snowflakes on the ground, and we were all sent to our units and given sack lunches for several days, because so few of the staff were willing to drive in the snow.

Mason Kronol
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drove through Georgia (USA) when it was snowing once. The state shut down. It wasn't even making the road wet but everyone was so excited and scared.

JoJo Anisko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the same thing in Seattle, 2-3 inches, city shut down. No plows, people stuck in 4-5" "drifts". Airport ran out of de-icer.

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Amberlie Mikelsen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally! Someone who knows how to drive safely in/on snow and successfully and succinctly explain the process to idjits!

Yurie Choi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't grow up in the South but spent most of my driving years in the South. Recently was up north for work, I just drove very softly and slowly as if I was driving on mud

Phyzzi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, mud and ice require basically the same type of caution, ie, don't plan on stopping, turning, or doing anything that changes your speed and direction easily unless gravity is assisting, in which case don't plan on being able to not go in that direction, whichever way your tires are facing.

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Deb L
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never driven on snow so that's brilliant advice 😂

SarahBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In fact, it is. The name of the game when driving on snowy or icy roads is to be slow and careful. If you turn or stop in a way that would cause gravy to slosh over, you aren't being careful enough.

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be shown on Northern weather stations too. Do y'all have any idea how many people move up here who've never even seen snow?

Kathrin Pukowsky
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I felt so proud when grandma told me: "You drive nice, like your father. I can fall asleep in the passenger seat and feel safe and sound".

SarahBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plow names in Minnesota! I wrote this as a reply, and it got lost. We just had our second statewide snow plow naming contest. Some of my favorites: Clearopathtra, Snowbi-Wan Kenobi, Blizzo, The Truck Formerly Known as Plow, Plowy McPlowface, Plowabunga.... If you're going to live somewhere cold, you need to have fun with it!.

SarahBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was talking about how we like to give people in warmer climates grief, but we know that we're set up to handle the snow, including a fleet of snow plows.

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Kat Hague
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it’s specific but maybe someone from the south, who hasn’t driven in snow, would better understand the care that this would take than saying, Just go slower

Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m guessing they speak from experience and/or trial and error.

Nicola Roberts
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. Should be compulsory in England (Scotland, Wales, and NI Ireland) have a bit more practice.

Charlie Birkner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can confirm (assuming southern USA). No concept of snow driving whatsoever

SarahBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who lives in Minnesota, we love to brag about our extreme winters, but we know that we're set up for them. Our houses are well insulated; we have the right clothes, etc. We have so many plows, that we just had our second

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LJ williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the advice basically that's really is how one drives on snow and ice.😂

okpkpkp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

floor it and jerking the steering wheel violently from left to right over and over is how I was taught.

Jessica J.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in the South, 5 to 10 minutes from 2 ski resorts. It snows here every year. It snowed two days ago. It's been a more mild winter, though...it's only 45°F now. Usually much colder this time of year.

Palo Sulek
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a 100% correct ... you also do not stop...no rush of course but continuously give drive to the wheels /advise from a grandma sitting next to you/

BoredPandaSucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL. not the way they do it up north. up there folks will tailgate you and complain about anyone who actually drives the speed limit, or *gasp* under, as "those A$$holes who don;t know how to drive when it snows."

Dolly_of TheCowboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still love this one and use it myself at times with some people I know that drive less than considerately "remember Grandma with the gravy"

Aleah gugi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a buffalo NY type of situation and it gets that detailed baseline and even more sometimes 🤣

MygrandsonscallmeNia
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the truth! The slower you go, the easier it is to stop on snow. The faster you go, you will go into a slide, when you stop. Little tip- when facing a steep, down hill incline, slow down at the top, put the car in third gear (automatic transmission), first gear for manual transmission. The slower you are beginning the incline, the transmission, will hold you at that speed. Do Not touch the gas pedal, and the transmission will hold you back going down hill. No need for braking if you do this! IF you have to brake, gently tap it. This technique, I Always use, and have found it to be a very safe way to go down hill, in the snow.

FlatEarf
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Figures the southerners get that advice. Advice from a northerners here, only slow down when stopping and sliding. Edit: maybe reduce speed from 60 to 50 or 55

madbakes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't have salt trucks and plows on the ready. They really do need to slow down and turn carefully.

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Loonie Toonie
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd drive even crazier and faster then.. (I don't drive, I'm a minor)

Jude Kay
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust me, Loonie, it only takes one time when you start GENTLY braking WAYYY before the red light (and you have special SNOW tires on) after you have ALREADY slowed to about 2 miles an hour, and your car STILL slides into the intersection and you luckily miss (or NOT) the LOGGING TRUCK going by at 50 miles an hour, that you decide "crazier and faster" ISN'T that good of an idea!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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#9

Helpful Advice

Helpful Advice

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RandomHumanBean
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

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The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested At My Age I Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice

The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested At My Age I Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass

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#13

Advice For Beginner Yogaists

Advice For Beginner Yogaists

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Jk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instructions unclear. Removed pants, and am now stuck in a bin.

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#15

The Best Advice You'll Ever Get This Winter

The Best Advice You'll Ever Get This Winter

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa

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#16

Found This In My Backpack After A Very Tough Few Weeks, Great Advice

Found This In My Backpack After A Very Tough Few Weeks, Great Advice

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Xenon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

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#18

Some Good Advice I Found In A Bathroom

Some Good Advice I Found In A Bathroom

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ConstantlyJon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti

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#19

Good Advice From This San Diego Pier

Good Advice From This San Diego Pier

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Janine B.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly how my ex found out why a snapping turtle is called a snapping turtle.

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#24

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home

Instead of a card I got this wonderful piece of advice from my mother, in the form of an embroidered pillow (which she made herself...I love my mom).

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#27

I Gave This Advice To My Niece At Her Bridal Shower Tonight

I Gave This Advice To My Niece At Her Bridal Shower Tonight

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#28

Never Take Diet Advice From The Local Chinese

Never Take Diet Advice From The Local Chinese

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#31

My Beer Can Has Some Good Advice

My Beer Can Has Some Good Advice

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Adam Zad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it "for f**k sake," "for f**k's sake," or "for f***s' sake"? It's for a work email, so it should be correct.

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#32

Got Married On Friday And My 11 Year Old Niece Left Me Great Advice!

Got Married On Friday And My 11 Year Old Niece Left Me Great Advice!

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#33

That's Good Advice. And Don't Try To Play With The Dinosaur

That's Good Advice. And Don't Try To Play With The Dinosaur

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Hellsbunnies TV
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of people don't realise if you click on the dinosaur, you get to play a little offline dino-game. :)

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#40

Oh Utah, You Have The Best Signs!

Oh Utah, You Have The Best Signs!

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Jes.the.Mess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Utahn and can confirm we have the best highway signs and the absolute WORST drivers

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#44

Some Of The Best Advice I've Heard In A While

Some Of The Best Advice I've Heard In A While

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That’s Some Solid Advice Right There

That’s Some Solid Advice Right There

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#55

Who Would Have Thought A Piece Of Clothing could Be That Intelligent?

Who Would Have Thought A Piece Of Clothing could Be That Intelligent?

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#61

Just Local Things

Just Local Things

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Friend Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m kind of freaking out because I’m like, that’s my state. So I googled it and it certainly is. All I recognized was that cloudy sky and green grass. How did I know? Anyway, it’s Washington. After 53 years I guess I know my gray and green.

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#66

Good Advice Outside The Local Pub

Good Advice Outside The Local Pub

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Excellent Life Advice

Excellent Life Advice

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Well-Dressed Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honest question: do most people believe all cats are vicious a-holes that gleefully and willfully scratch you? I’ve had four and none have ever scratched me. Have I just somehow lucked out with cats who are too lazy to scratch me or something?

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#74

Life Advice Was Better Back In The Day

Life Advice Was Better Back In The Day

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Rosie Red
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign?

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#76

Will Ferrell's Advice To My Father In His Junior High Yearbook. They Went To School Together

Will Ferrell's Advice To My Father In His Junior High Yearbook. They Went To School Together

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#77

Spotted On A Beach In New Zealand... Sound Advice

Spotted On A Beach In New Zealand... Sound Advice

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#80

Found In A Thrift Store

Found In A Thrift Store

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Angi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to love my neighbors. I barely acknowledge them unless necessary.

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#84

The Georgia Aquarium Welcome Email Has Some Solid Advice To Make Your Visit Enjoyable

The Georgia Aquarium Welcome Email Has Some Solid Advice To Make Your Visit Enjoyable

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#86

I'm Guessing Not Too Good

I'm Guessing Not Too Good

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, we're still alive! Even flying without the need of Redbull or other caffeinated drinks 🐓

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Found On College Desk-Best Advice Ever

Found On College Desk-Best Advice Ever

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#90

Dove Candy Gives Terrible Life Advice

Dove Candy Gives Terrible Life Advice

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#93

Gave My So Some Advice: Brush Your Teeth Before Applying Lipstick

Gave My So Some Advice: Brush Your Teeth Before Applying Lipstick

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#95

At My Nieces Hs Grad Party, They Had A Box For "Life Advice". This Is All I Really Know

At My Nieces Hs Grad Party, They Had A Box For "Life Advice". This Is All I Really Know

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DebB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drink water (a lot) + aspiren before going to sleep is best

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