Ok that's oddly specific 🤔 😂

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....??

Well, what had happen was...

Well there go my chances

Love it. Passive aggressive and you get a nice turtle to color..

Don't forget to branch out!

double it and give it to the next person

Check… check… check…check… wait 🤔

I'm only on drinking coffee. We'll see how the day goes...Pants? no pants.

I am not wearing pants, neither is Bouche. I'm wearing a skirt, and Bouche is wearing her favorite fur coat.

Stabbing came before wearing pants. Interesting order there.

If I am not wearing pants, can I freak out?

I absolutely love this!!

im wearing pajama pants >:) can i kick people tho

Ok: Yep, no, no, no.... no??

I’m currently failing number three and four

Ikr

Good luck with #2 with everything life throws at you!!🤣

I can't stab anyone????

Feels like the managers kid wanted to help out with work one day.

When we were in the covid lockdowns, I had to ask myself the pants question every time I left the house. It turns out tights are so comfortable you can forget you're not wearing pants.

Perfect, my coworker forgot her skirt. She had a slip on and just walked out the door. I was hysterically laughing. Karma came by and made a stop at my house. As a 36 DDD I wear a bra, one day, with a very important meeting that morning. I'd dressed carefully, but I must have truly been preoccupied. I got to work sat down at my desk. Chatted with my male sales partner. Leaned forward to grab my keyboard, and my nips wer pinched by the desk. My sales partner said the look of horror that came over my face was hysterical, he loved the part where I grabbed my chest, as if he could see through it. I made him stop at a Walmart on the way to the meeting to buy a bra!

Remember stabbing people is messy and they aren't worth jail.

No pants no service

Is it wrong if it's justified?

I forgot step 4

Achieved all but one of those today.

Luckily for my Amazon delivery people I check the last one now because there was that one pandemic day....

Anyone else wanting to put the pants part on top of the list?

To late

Well, I got the drinking coffee down. Still working on the rest though.

Don't drink and write signs!

*Establishes dominance*

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

Garbage can’t

Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass

Come here snake pizza, get in mah belly!

Instructions unclear. Removed pants, and am now stuck in a bin.

GLORY-ious advice for a HOLE in one

🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

Oka-ZZZZZZ

there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti

That's exactly how my ex found out why a snapping turtle is called a snapping turtle.

*reconsiders life choices* *starts twerking like never before* "OMG IT WORKS"

They? Who’s they? Now I’m even more afraid

Not a problem for women for once

this would absolutely complete my valentines day

Mom really knows best