Ok that's oddly specific 🤔 😂

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....??

Well, what had happen was...

Well there go my chances

Love it. Passive aggressive and you get a nice turtle to color..

Don't forget to branch out!

double it and give it to the next person

*Establishes dominance*

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

Garbage can’t

Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass

Come here snake pizza, get in mah belly!

Instructions unclear. Removed pants, and am now stuck in a bin.

GLORY-ious advice for a HOLE in one

🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

Oka-ZZZZZZ

there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti

That's exactly how my ex found out why a snapping turtle is called a snapping turtle.

*reconsiders life choices* *starts twerking like never before* "OMG IT WORKS"

They? Who’s they? Now I’m even more afraid

Not a problem for women for once

this would absolutely complete my valentines day

Mom really knows best

Why should I ignore this part? What secrets does it hold?

🐧

EIther avoid Uncle Mike 100/100 or stay with Uncle Mike 100/100

If only it were true... I'd stay at home all day stuffing my face

“Hey y’all, watch this. I’m going to eat cereal”

So... starting with "hold my beer" is perfectly acceptable.

Hey y'all, watch this. I'm going to live my life.

If you are on the west coast you are not allowed to do anything that starts with; "YO Dude, watch THIS!"

But by simply saying "Hold my beer", you have their full permission to do whatever the #3|| you want

Here, hold my mead

In prisons around then world, It all started with "I met this guy".

"Hey my family/friends & strangers, watch this...!"

Hey....hold my beer! Bwahahahahahaha 🤣🤣

What if I say 'I say, you chaps, cast your gaze over here - and hold my ale'?

Or "Hold my beer."

How about "Hold my beer"?

Hey Yall! watch this! *pets a cat* (I know this one is bad. It's the first one I thought of)

Hey Y'all, watch this! *breathes*

Cannot be holding a beer either!

"Hold my beer...."

Many a stupid person's last words were "hey, watch this!", such as the guy who immediately afterwards choked to death on a live fish.