Ok that's oddly specific 🤔 😂

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....??

Well, what had happen was...

Well there go my chances

Love it. Passive aggressive and you get a nice turtle to color..

Don't forget to branch out!

double it and give it to the next person

*Establishes dominance*

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

Garbage can’t

Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass

Come here snake pizza, get in mah belly!

Instructions unclear. Removed pants, and am now stuck in a bin.

GLORY-ious advice for a HOLE in one

🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

Oka-ZZZZZZ

there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti

That's exactly how my ex found out why a snapping turtle is called a snapping turtle.

*reconsiders life choices* *starts twerking like never before* "OMG IT WORKS"

They? Who’s they? Now I’m even more afraid

Is that what all those alien symbols on the bottom mean???

Does it come with a tin foil hat?

Some translator in China is laughing his a*s off.

They you for confirming and validating all of my anxieties.

China is? yikes. Scary.

*sigh* finally. I thought they were never going to come

It would be truly Canadian if it said sorry about the statement of them coming to get you.

Thats way before buying stuff, I read all hidden massage

"Made in China" ................Beware Murica....they're coming for you!

You'll be fine as long as you never remove the tag.

Somebody had fun making up that tag.

Of course it made in China

Hey, I've been waiting for some time, could you please get on with it.

Speaking of my primary school friend group

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I want one!

Ah, that good ol' comforting lullaby, I can just feel my eyes closing and I'm drifting off to slee.....AH, wakes up with a jolt like I've dreamt I'm falling off a cliff and remember that I can't sleep, the angry pillowcase makers are coming for me...

Brilliant!!!

I love the fact that it's a pillowcase and it tells you not to sleep lol

Not a problem for women for once

this would absolutely complete my valentines day