Ok that's oddly specific 🤔 😂

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....??

Well, what had happen was...

Well there go my chances

If those who are still commenting about Trump would stop, get past him and get on with life, he would stop being continually famous. Keeping him at the front of our conversations, and those so quick to bring him up, keeps him famous.

Tell TikTok.

I'd be happy to just quit electing them.

But McDonald's needs these people's names to come up with another ridiculous expensive meal idea.

Amen.

Considering people in charge of pretty much entire northern hemisphere... it has a point.

So very true...........do you understand Trump????

Very good advice!!!

I wish could be plastered on a billboard.

YES!!!

Stupidity is a trend these days 🙄

Island boys anybody?

Especially if they are Kardashes

It seems to be the de facto requirement now for celebrity status.

Make those shoes famous

It's a song! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vhSjWdu0FU

If only!!!

I like the shoes

!!!! Exactly

Love it. Passive aggressive and you get a nice turtle to color..

Don't forget to branch out!

double it and give it to the next person

*Establishes dominance*

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

Garbage can’t

Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass

Come here snake pizza, get in mah belly!

Instructions unclear. Removed pants, and am now stuck in a bin.

GLORY-ious advice for a HOLE in one

🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

Oka-ZZZZZZ

there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti

That's exactly how my ex found out why a snapping turtle is called a snapping turtle.

*reconsiders life choices* *starts twerking like never before* "OMG IT WORKS"

They? Who’s they? Now I’m even more afraid

Not a problem for women for once

this would absolutely complete my valentines day

Mom really knows best

Why should I ignore this part? What secrets does it hold?

🐧

EIther avoid Uncle Mike 100/100 or stay with Uncle Mike 100/100

If only it were true... I'd stay at home all day stuffing my face

“Hey y’all, watch this. I’m going to eat cereal”

Totally doesn't sound dangerous