Ok that's oddly specific 🤔 😂

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....??

Well, what had happen was...

Well there go my chances

Love it. Passive aggressive and you get a nice turtle to color..

Don't forget to branch out!

double it and give it to the next person

*Establishes dominance*

I won't be adding to the population, swear. I think most of my generation is pretty set on not having kids, and praise the almighty potato for that. Maybe I will adopt, though. I feel the same about pets, would much rather adopt than buy from a breeder.

Don't subtract "to" the population? "Write an apology note to either your elementary school Math or junior high school English teacher."

What is going on in the 22nd infantry?

This is the long weekend safety briefing given to many active duty enlisted. Considering they're often dealing with dumb(ish) college age people, it's perfect. You definitely remember it.

I'm copying that sign for my grands.

I was in 4th ID, 1st Brigade, 22nd infantry regiment. And those were their exact words they use when went on out on the weekends to party

In prisons you're a leader, follower or used.

Haha! Dominance is mine!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The military mind is a wonderful thing!

This one is a bit weird because I know what they're trying to say (mostly) except you can obviously go to the hospital and be in the paper for reasons that have nothing to do with breaking the law and sorry for being annoyed by grammatical mistakes but the second one should be "Don't subject FROM the population". Sorry, I feel better now. :)

Ha ha establish dominance...But I'm a submissive..❤️

my science teacher in high school used to tell us the first two things every friday when we left

Solid life advice.

"Don't add to the population" that's what ive been trying to tell y'all.

You can only subtract from something, not to something

This sounds oddly threatening and dystopian.

Well damn. I subtracted to the population, got on the newspaper… and jail?

so if you end up in jail, just nip the other prisoners on the neck with two fingers and say "tsst".

If you WEAR the "Safety Brief" you WON'T add to the population! OR get an STD!

Subtract *from*.

Excellent!

Hmm... can I use division then? XD

*subtracts from population* JIMMY NOOOOO!!!!

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

Garbage can’t