I want to up-vote it for making a good point, but down-vote it for making a joke out of police brutality.

Sadly, too many of their clients are condemned to death. If only the perpetrators could be better held to account.

This gets you also a dad joke award.

Haahahha... I didn't see that coming. Neither did the accused or the judge.

Hahahahaa... took me a sec to get, but this one is hilarious. Up-voting it right away.

...Well played. Well played.

Yes no case so no case

Well played! I like this one :)

Lawyer got owned! xD!

In some places that wouldn't be a joke...

As an introvert myself I've experienced that sensation. The judge was understanding...

What a bunch of douche nozzles!

I think we should try this in court. Could make trials much shorter.

That's actually really smart!

This is too awful to not have a higher score.

before and after you marry them, probably

Legally Blonde

Love it how the color of tie matches with eye color!

He should have just taught her to email.

Have you heard that scientists are using lawyers in their experiments now? Because there are some things that even rats won't do.

Ok, this is priceless!

I can relate to OCD...

Hi guys this is a crazy lawyer Christmas Card!! Lol

I want these socks, I know few people who case use them.

The Greatest lawyer knows the Attorney General.

Google is our teacher!

Poweless?

Whoops.

Lamest of lamest jokes, but cracks me every damn time!

I don't think he realizes he is his son yet...

WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER???

Sexism expressed as a joke from a woman = good sexism. Oh well...

Hey, no need to be rude to GuineaPigMaster for his comment. Just because you didn't find it awesome like they did that they commented first, doesn't give anyone the right to be rude about it. Haven't any of you heard the saying ” if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all”?

So, that's most people on Facebook.

Needy lawyer? Sounds about right!

Ha ha ha... I dont get it....

Well, at least you'd know what you were getting straight away rather than finding out part way through the case.

this is so true in the philippines

Correct response to horrible pun.

And then the Man says "Hey, when did I asked the first question?" Lawyer - "That will be $200!"

Thankfully there was no cat in the courtroom, else that cat would have taken over prosecutor's pillow and he could have never "rested" his case.

Don't take any chances.

I wish people won't stop associating tattoos with incompetence. I know lots of people without them and they are not the sharpest tool in the shed and vice versa.

Lol, I totally heard that plea in Aziz Ansari's voice of Tom from Parks and Rec! XD

Can someone explain?

Makes sense.

Those are the moments where this fits -- "Hell Yeah!"

Shoulda kept walking.

Noooo

Hell! Better read those in future!

Looks like they'll have to hold the trial on Twitter.

When my eldest daughter was in Kindergarten (so, she was about 5) she brought home a "contract" from the teacher that we all had to sign. We read it to her. It was about taking responsibilities seriously, and putting in her best efforts on the school work, etc. When we finished reading it, she emphatically said, "I'm NOT signing THAT!"

Why did I read "Murderer!" in Simba's voice?

Good first impression.

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Wait! Is it too late to request a new attorney? This kid looks like he's still in High School!

Sadly, yes, yes they can. *painful personal experience*

so very punny.

Lovely, caring soul that he is.

Orca whale.