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Knock-Knock Yourself Out With These Hilarious, Punny Jokes

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If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes. These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery, simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas. If you've raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell a joke or two straight out of this collection to your colleagues - great success is guaranteed!
From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we've gathered more knock-knock jokes than you'll ever need.
Now, make sure that you're not eating or drinking anything before scrolling on down since it is very likely that a mouthful will end up on your computer screen after reading what's below. Once you're done laughing - tell us what you think about these inglorious jokes and don't forget to vote for the one you liked the best!

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#1

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Déja.
- Déja who?
- Knock, knock.

43points

hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago

I chuckled, okay. That's it. I totally didn't laugh like an insane person, I swear.

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#2

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O.

43points

Luis Milian 5 years ago

I like this on though

3points

#3

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, silly. Cows go moo.

37points

HANS 5 years ago

Maybe it was a cowl.

1point

#4

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

35points

Laura Zappenduster 5 years ago

haha love that one

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#5

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Daisy.
- Daisy who?
- Daisy me rollin', they hatin'

35points

#6

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Yah!
- Yah who?
- Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

34points

Markéta Podlešáková 5 years ago

Hahaaaa hilarious

3points

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#7

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!

33points

Victoria Rey Piuma 5 years ago

Actually snorted my drink out my nose. I love lame jokes

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#8

- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
- Because she had no arms.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Not Sally.

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31points

Withnail 5 years ago

Poor Sally...

7points

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#9

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Doris.
- Doris who?
- The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?

31points

Laura Zappenduster 5 years ago

haha lol

2points

#10

- Will you remember me in a day?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a week?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a month?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a year?
- Yes.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- You forgot me already!

28points

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#11

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Alien.
- Alien who?
- Just how many aliens do you know?

26points

I'm dark 5 years ago

I know one... My brother

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#12

- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the idiot's house.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- The chicken.

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25points

seawing*nightwing 5 years ago

Im'a call my brother and tell him JUST THAT

8points

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#13

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

25points

Cesar Grossmann 5 years ago

🤦‍♂️

0points

#14

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wire.
- Wire who?
- Wire you always asking 'who's there'?

24points

#15

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out the window and find out.

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23points

HANS 5 years ago

Luking good!

3points

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#16

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Kenya.
- Kenya who?
- Kenya guess who is it?

23points

#17

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- No bell, I knock.

23points

Sean Reynolds 5 years ago

we see comerade......

1point

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#18

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!

20points

#19

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!

19points

#20

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ice cream!
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don't let me in!

19points

Laura Zappenduster 5 years ago

I only open for ice cream

3points

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#21

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mango!
- Mango who?
- Mango to the door and just answer it!

18points

Sean Reynolds 5 years ago

what if its a woman?

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#22

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

18points

#23

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Isabell.
- Isabell who?
- Is a bell working?

17points

#24

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- A little boy.
- A little boy who?
- A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

16points

#25

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!

16points

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#26

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess let me in.

16points

#27

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?

15points

#28

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are!

15points

PeachPossum 5 years ago

Reminds me of a song --- Long before David Bowie's Magic Dance there was the 1947 movie The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, starring Cary Grant and 18-year-old Shirley Temple: You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. What power? The power of hoodoo. Who do? You do. What? Remind me of a man...

3points

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#29

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.

14points

Amanda C 5 years ago

I guess this works for Mikey and My key

1point

#30

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Utah.
- Utah who?
- Utah one who told me to knock!

14points

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#31

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

14points

#32

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- From.
- From who?
- Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."

14points

Victoria Rey Piuma 5 years ago

Ross Geller!

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#33

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.

13points

Podunkus 5 years ago

😵 (Gasp!) There is no need to swear. 🤐🤡

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#34

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fangs.
- Fangs who?
- Fangs for letting me in!

12points

SykesDaMan 5 years ago

... In advance?

1point

#35

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken I come in?

12points

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#36

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Noise.
- Noise who?
- Noise to see you!

12points

seawing*nightwing 5 years ago

Could also work with the last line being: 'LALALALALALALALALALA! See?'

3points

#37

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Tennis.
- Tennis who?
- Tennis is five plus five!

12points

SykesDaMan 5 years ago

I think the "is" shouldn't be there! :)

5points

#38

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nun.
- Nun who?
- Nun of your business!

11points

Sean Reynolds 5 years ago

nunya business

0points

#39

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Venice.
- Venice who?
- Venice your mother coming home?

11points

#40

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

11points

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#41

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

10points

#42

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- Your welcome!

10points

Sara Kate MacFarland 5 years ago

Your're

2points

#43

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

10points

Mya Lugar 9 months ago

Knock knock. Who's ther? Archie. Archie who? Never mind. If ya gotta cold I'll come back next week.

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#44

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Iran!
- Iran who?
- Iran over here to tell you this!

9points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

It doesn't work when you know how to say Iran properly.

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#45

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abe.
- Abe who?
- Abe CDEFJH…

9points

Alex Newell 5 years ago

_G_

2points

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What do you think ?

Parmeisan 5 years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? No, just the Doctor.

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Cute jokes for little kids to tell on the playground.

3points

hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago

Okay these are dumb but I love them for it.

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? No, just the Doctor.

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Cute jokes for little kids to tell on the playground.

3points

hispanic! at the disco 5 years ago

Okay these are dumb but I love them for it.

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