People Are Cracking Up At This “Funny Kids Test Answers” Instagram Page And Here Are 24 Of The Best Posts
We often talk about different people's ingenious and non-standard solutions in critical situations, but there are those who have unconventional thinking, as they say, in their blood, from birth. We mean children.
Indeed, almost all children are born with absolutely non-standard thinking, which then we, adults, drive into the narrow framework and corridors of the reality we have created. As a result, we tend to consider any original decision made in adulthood as a manifestation of genius.
However, there are always critical moments when even children accustomed to stereotypes and standardization turn on their natural creativity to the fullest. Yes, we are talking about tests and exams, and if the child has not really studied school material yet, then the genius of their creative solutions is impressive.
Remember those stories about the job tests at Google or Tesla? It seems that any of these kids, whose smart and witty answers Bored Panda compiled in a special list for you, would easily pass these tests. Or maybe, who knows, some of them have already been contacted by recruiters from Silicon Valley? At least these answers were collected on this dedicated Instagram account.
Anyway, feel free to scroll down, comment and enjoy, and if this is not enough for you, we have more. Just look here: one, two and even three! The creative show must definitely go on!
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what is mark is a girl, or non-binary. damn, the person that wrote this is so sexist. /j
Load More Replies...I mean, the question didn't ask why Mark IS right (which he is, due to his much larger sample size); it asks why Mark THINKS he's right. And we can't see inside Mark's head, and Mark isn't even real, so this answer would be as accurate as any other.
The hypothetical Mark is justified in asuming that a 50% poll is more accurate than a poll of just 10%. Madrk thinks he's right because he is right.
Load More Replies...Depending on the state of the poop... but I'm shutting up now.
Load More Replies...Although poop can be both a liquid and a solid and a fart can be both a gas and a liquid and if your pee turns solid, I'm really sorry for your pain.
Well, coo-coo-kachoo, Adrian, coo-coo-kachoo indeed.
Load More Replies...The fact that this kid knows about steroids....it's a very scary world we live in now.
Oh you sweet summer child. Steroids in sports were so common in the 70's and 80's that people made jokes about it, kids included. Nothing new here
Load More Replies...I mean they're right- Saturn was NOT a lady, he was a titan...
I know the child's answer was hilarious but the teacher's reaction is also priceless! lol
The new beyonce song. If you like saturn put a ring on it
You would be amazed at the amount of things kids actually know these days. It is astounding.
Load More Replies...I think they're probably looking for "drive safe," "buckle up," "be nice," "not to drink," -- something like that. People can make awful choices at prom. I guess this school is trying a campaign of the younger students guilting the seniors into behaving? Definitely seems conniving. I'm curious if it works.
Load More Replies...That explains my chronic diarrhea. Must be trying to treat my depression
True. My stomach hurt so bad, I had to take magnesium citrate with a bit of alcohol. I pooped a whole lot. Needless to say, my brother now mentions how I was drunk. At 13.
This is even easier today with online assignments—just delete the question 😂
Or say it isn't working and then wait 8 days before turning it in.
Load More Replies...Going off the fact that there is four hamsters per foot and 300 feet in a football field, you can guess that there are ~1200 hamsters per football field. Now, if we plug in our measurement of 60 feet a second, that is approximately 24 hamsters, or 2% of a football field
Load More Replies...Technically, you can go a little over or under the speed limit because your gauge might be off. Steve is technically in the legal range
Load More Replies...Math question turned Logic question by answer given? I think this is the elementary school version of making lemonade…
If you dont want a sarcastic answer, dont ask a stupid question.
How would he find out his feet/second before his MPH? Math questions never make any sense.
That's the point of the question. Steve knows exactly how fast he's driving. We, on the other hand, only know how many feet/second and have to solve for miles/hour. The answer is 40.91mph by the way. Steve is speeding.
Load More Replies...parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction
Load More Replies...Oh come on I don't have a dear aunt Sallie but I do have some dope a*s swag
i like this more than the 'pLeASe eXCusE mY dEAr auNt sAlLY' thing XD
My Very Educated Mother Just Shaved Uranus and Nine Pickles. 🤣🤣 what does that mean?
1 and 3 are my aspirations in life. 3 is number one on my priority list
Load More Replies...Literally as I am typing this, I am listening to "Everbody Wants to Rule the World"!!!
So, does this prove that contrarians are born or that they’re made? Be sure to show your work!
wait but wouldnt it make more sense to write 'your essay' on the page where you WERE supposed to write the essay...?
anyone can learn good penmanship. Like any skill It just takes passion, patience, bacon, and practis. :D
Load More Replies...Officer: Do you know how fast you were driving? Me: BACON
Load More Replies...Also rum. In sufficient quantities, what it doesn't cure, you don't care abuut.
My dad asked me a very important question: 'do you want bacon or pork'. this sentence is correct. bacon is always the answer.
31 guessing by the rest. Kids that age write letters and numbers backwards and upside down and vertically and …
Load More Replies...When I was 6 my Mum told she was 24 . At the time my sister was 16. Good job I was too young to figure out that fib.
teacher wrote works on a computer lol, want to know how ‘gpeld’ translates to that-
Load More Replies...maybe the kid knows exactly how to spell peanuts but his mom likes to eat penis
CINNAMON. the teacher wrote it above. get your mind out of the gutter
Load More Replies...Ahhh...the wonderful English language where soooooo many words sound the same.
The teacher having to correct this: (Reply. Wrong answers only.)
Nothing wrong with beer, steak and sleeping when you've been doing everything all day.
To be honest, it seems like the only real option
Load More Replies...Imagine this is one of Bart's or Lisa's old school worksheets...
Load More Replies...Let's all take a moment to appreciate the hard work of Derrick, here. It's hard to be a 30-meter tall father who does everything for a living.
His veins probably need a break. It would explain him sleeping all the time: his poor body would be so strained
Load More Replies...I think you’ll meet him if your in the same city, whether you want to or not
Load More Replies...Derrick sounds like a man who appreciates the simple pleasures in life.
The writing in all caps cracked me up on this one (yes, I get it's easier to write that way, but the way my internal monologue read it was hilarious)
I'm just imagining young me getting this and not having any father or father figure, so I would just probably have just filled it out about my great grandmother instead or some s**t.
"My dad's name is Ethel. He is 98 years old!" ...on second thought, maybe you shouldn't have filled it out about her.
Load More Replies...My niece loves her meat and seafood and sometimes I tease her and call her a vegan. She gets so mad and says she’s a carnivore!
I've always hated language lessons where I'm expected to talk about something not relevant to me. Yes I could make something up to make use of the vocabulary, but I can't be imaginative AND remember another language all at the same time!!! 🤪
Commands? Sister? Why not "things to ask someone"? Or they starting early to rule a female's life? with all the bs against women... ?
DON’T YOU MEAN “NO TENGO UNA HERMANA” F FOR LACK OF EFFORT IN GIVING A LACK OF EFFORT
Pro tip: If you know how to count to 10 on one hand by using sign language, You can use your right hand to count the numbers 0-9, and your left for the tens. this way you can count all the way to 99 by just using your fingers. Before you ask: Yes I was a weird kid
Jesus is the answer - someone took those signs outside the church literally. Oh dear.
I see what this is... it's a questionnaire on the Crucible, about the Salem witch hunts. So, probably this kid was freaked out and ironically praying to the deity whose followers caused said witch hunts.
The thing is that Jesus was the cause of at least some of these events.
To me, this just some poor kid not knowing any of the answers and writing something so they don't have to leave it blank. I don't really find this one funny.
okay, so, wtf. 1st, what year level is this kid in?- the CRUCIBLE? this kid had to write, THEY DANCED NAKED!?
Wait...I think I had this same test when we read The Crucible in high school. I had more thought out answers though.
There was a kid in my class who could do absurdly difficult math in his head, but had a lot of trouble "showing his work" because of the way he worked it out in his head. And got bad grades because of that. I fecking hated that school.
These questions bother me because who's to say he didn't see some cars that were neither blue nor green?
dear lord, please tell me this kid doesnt watch anime uwp4019917...5bef8.jpeg
Also sadly, that math looks advanced…
Load More Replies...On a year 7 geometry test the question asked the students to name 3 different types of angles. One student wrote Michael, Gabriel and Charlie. My favourite marking moment of all time, unfortunately they didn't receive any marks
Charlie isn't in the bibl..... ohhh, yea fair enough.
Load More Replies...Sexist joke about men: lol, funny. That’s true! Same sexist joke about women: wtf, that’s awful. It’s literally the same joke about about each sex, men = evil and it’s fair game, but don’t you dare make the same joke about women 🤦♂️
Sexist jokes about men are still bad, it's just the thousands of years of female suppresion makes people think a little less about the men.
Load More Replies...Like a good third of them. They ask a question for a 2nd grader and the handwriting is better than anyone I personally know
Load More Replies...A lot of these just seem like adults pretending to be kids for internet attention
If Geoff is in a train going 60kph and his Granny is coming back from the toilet on the train back towards Geoff walking at 2kph. Then what is Geoff’s hamster’s name?
Geoff is facing backwards on the train. Geoff is travelling at 37.28 mph. His Granny is coming back to him from the rear toilet, at 2 kph. Therefore every step she takes is at 39mph. She is taking 39mph steps. This is a clue to Geoff's secret, he has hidden the secret to the 39 steps in the name of his hamster. Geoff's hamster is called Richard Hannay.
Load More Replies...Some strangers invited us for lunch after visiting a local church and we were introduced to the children when we arrived at their home. The little boy said he was a boy and as strong as superman. When the little girl introduced herself, it went something like "I'm a girl; I'm 3", "how do you know you're a girl" (like, are you superwoman or something). No, she said she was beautiful and that's how she knew she was a girl.
When I started UK senior school at the age of 11, there was an experiment for girls to study Technical Drawing instead of Needlework. One day we had to draw and label a tangent, meaning a line which touches a circle, but does not intersect it. I drew mine and labelled it 'A Trident'. The teacher tried to tell me off, but couldn't restrain his laughter.
Shows my age. These written comments/answers sorta remind me of the Art Linkletter segment on "House Party" long ago called "Kids Say The Darndest Things."
On a year 7 geometry test the question asked the students to name 3 different types of angles. One student wrote Michael, Gabriel and Charlie. My favourite marking moment of all time, unfortunately they didn't receive any marks
Charlie isn't in the bibl..... ohhh, yea fair enough.
Load More Replies...Sexist joke about men: lol, funny. That’s true! Same sexist joke about women: wtf, that’s awful. It’s literally the same joke about about each sex, men = evil and it’s fair game, but don’t you dare make the same joke about women 🤦♂️
Sexist jokes about men are still bad, it's just the thousands of years of female suppresion makes people think a little less about the men.
Load More Replies...Like a good third of them. They ask a question for a 2nd grader and the handwriting is better than anyone I personally know
Load More Replies...A lot of these just seem like adults pretending to be kids for internet attention
If Geoff is in a train going 60kph and his Granny is coming back from the toilet on the train back towards Geoff walking at 2kph. Then what is Geoff’s hamster’s name?
Geoff is facing backwards on the train. Geoff is travelling at 37.28 mph. His Granny is coming back to him from the rear toilet, at 2 kph. Therefore every step she takes is at 39mph. She is taking 39mph steps. This is a clue to Geoff's secret, he has hidden the secret to the 39 steps in the name of his hamster. Geoff's hamster is called Richard Hannay.
Load More Replies...Some strangers invited us for lunch after visiting a local church and we were introduced to the children when we arrived at their home. The little boy said he was a boy and as strong as superman. When the little girl introduced herself, it went something like "I'm a girl; I'm 3", "how do you know you're a girl" (like, are you superwoman or something). No, she said she was beautiful and that's how she knew she was a girl.
When I started UK senior school at the age of 11, there was an experiment for girls to study Technical Drawing instead of Needlework. One day we had to draw and label a tangent, meaning a line which touches a circle, but does not intersect it. I drew mine and labelled it 'A Trident'. The teacher tried to tell me off, but couldn't restrain his laughter.
Shows my age. These written comments/answers sorta remind me of the Art Linkletter segment on "House Party" long ago called "Kids Say The Darndest Things."
