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We often talk about different people's ingenious and non-standard solutions in critical situations, but there are those who have unconventional thinking, as they say, in their blood, from birth. We mean children.

Indeed, almost all children are born with absolutely non-standard thinking, which then we, adults, drive into the narrow framework and corridors of the reality we have created. As a result, we tend to consider any original decision made in adulthood as a manifestation of genius.

However, there are always critical moments when even children accustomed to stereotypes and standardization turn on their natural creativity to the fullest. Yes, we are talking about tests and exams, and if the child has not really studied school material yet, then the genius of their creative solutions is impressive.

Remember those stories about the job tests at Google or Tesla? It seems that any of these kids, whose smart and witty answers Bored Panda compiled in a special list for you, would easily pass these tests. Or maybe, who knows, some of them have already been contacted by recruiters from Silicon Valley? At least these answers were collected on this dedicated Instagram account.

Anyway, feel free to scroll down, comment and enjoy, and if this is not enough for you, we have more. Just look here: one, two and even three! The creative show must definitely go on!

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#1

Kinda Chauvinism, Right?

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foxking
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what is mark is a girl, or non-binary. damn, the person that wrote this is so sexist. /j

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Robert Johnson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because Mary is lazy and sampled a smaller group.

Ashley Schriber
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, the question didn't ask why Mark IS right (which he is, due to his much larger sample size); it asks why Mark THINKS he's right. And we can't see inside Mark's head, and Mark isn't even real, so this answer would be as accurate as any other.

Jane Alexander
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hypothetical Mark is justified in asuming that a 50% poll is more accurate than a poll of just 10%. Madrk thinks he's right because he is right.

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Michael Sanders
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fair point but I think the pic is BS

blahd zhahd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's pretty good handwriting for a "kid"....

Annie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s in high school not like she’s four

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Floof
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I misread that so wrong :O

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    #2

    Colloquially Expressed, But Essentially Correct

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    Na Schi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the state of the poop... but I'm shutting up now.

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    Berdarien Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although poop can be both a liquid and a solid and a fart can be both a gas and a liquid and if your pee turns solid, I'm really sorry for your pain.

    Chef Latte
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well….. they set them up for the icon and the legend moment

    Natalie Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, If you want kids to understand, this is how you do it

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some brown areas in between ;-)

    The person leveling NYC
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously a tenth grader-no, first! I MEANT FIRST!

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    #3

    It's All About The Global Warming...

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a great picture of a walrus

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a solid walrus! Kid's got talent.

    Chef Latte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im gonna do this on a test :)

    Sheldon Yee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably took more effort to do that than the math

    Ziba Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid.. Would be an amazing friend.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walruses are starting to pop up in the strangest of locations.

    Bipolar Curious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, coo-coo-kachoo, Adrian, coo-coo-kachoo indeed.

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    #4

    Three Steps To Become Michael Jordan

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third thing had me giggling!

    Thrasher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet being good at basketball didnt make the list

    Random Reah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder what his parents said about THAT dream lol

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    #5

    Future Wada Officer

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    Chef Latte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean im not in second grade and i can barely lift 40 lbs

    Cat Maglev
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a small child lift 97 pounds, Markus is defiantly on steroids.

    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the kid’s probably not wrong

    Random Reah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where did that kid learn the word steroids lmao

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this kid knows about steroids....it's a very scary world we live in now.

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you sweet summer child. Steroids in sports were so common in the 70's and 80's that people made jokes about it, kids included. Nothing new here

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    BookCrazyTeen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a weird question anyways lol

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    #6

    Saturn Was Not A Single Lady

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    Lukas-not-Luca (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they're right- Saturn was NOT a lady, he was a titan...

    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the teacher's response sends it lol

    gLitCheD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher's response cracked me up

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the child's answer was hilarious but the teacher's reaction is also priceless! lol

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correction makes it even funnier.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new beyonce song. If you like saturn put a ring on it

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    #7

    An Extremely Caring Kid

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    Chef Latte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … WHAT GRADE IS MS EMMA IN W H A T

    Beth S
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be amazed at the amount of things kids actually know these days. It is astounding.

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    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell even is this assignment?

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're probably looking for "drive safe," "buckle up," "be nice," "not to drink," -- something like that. People can make awful choices at prom. I guess this school is trying a campaign of the younger students guilting the seniors into behaving? Definitely seems conniving. I'm curious if it works.

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    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist she plans to send this to her sibbling whos a senior 👍

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not shocked about the condom thing. GO Emma! But why would a teacher ask children to write letters like this ???

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one's taking advantage of Emma when the time comes. You go, girl!

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this program to be disturbing

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    #8

    In Any Unclear Situation...

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    Lisa Valen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprisingly, sometimes a healthy poop IS the remedy.

    Melissa Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains my chronic diarrhea. Must be trying to treat my depression

    Jodagoatisagoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. My stomach hurt so bad, I had to take magnesium citrate with a bit of alcohol. I pooped a whole lot. Needless to say, my brother now mentions how I was drunk. At 13.

    boredpandaki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to agree with this kid! Totally

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    #9

    Definitely A Great Idea

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    GetKrilled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even easier today with online assignments—just delete the question 😂

    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or say it isn't working and then wait 8 days before turning it in.

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    Turt_Le
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White out is a prohibited item during assessments. I assume this is why

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish i'd been this smart

    Joseph Haines
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? British politicians do that all the time 🤷

    Joseph Haines
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    3 years ago

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    2 years ago

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    #10

    The Best Estimate, Right

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    PebbleBoy Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those other answers, what football is 8 feet long

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one that the guys with 57 watermelons use, silly

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    NatureBoy6284
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is right, though, either way you look at it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Footballs are round. They don't have a length. Eggballs however...

    Frying Pan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest part is, 1 foot is correct

    Rharah-The-Tired-Artist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? Harvard is calling. They want to speak to YOU

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to admit, they were thinking

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    #11

    I Swear To Use My Speedometer Before Asking Dumb Questions!

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    Olivia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For God's sake, Steve! Check the speedometer!

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    Bob Belcher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he's going 41mph. 60x60x60 = 216,000/5,280 = 41

    Geoff CB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier in metric! I taught m/s into Km/h.

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    Mihai Mara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many hamsters per football fields is that?

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going off the fact that there is four hamsters per foot and 300 feet in a football field, you can guess that there are ~1200 hamsters per football field. Now, if we plug in our measurement of 60 feet a second, that is approximately 24 hamsters, or 2% of a football field

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    boredpandaki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids are more clever than the school book writers...

    Jeremy Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40.9091 MPH. Steve is speeding :-)

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, you can go a little over or under the speed limit because your gauge might be off. Steve is technically in the legal range

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math question turned Logic question by answer given? I think this is the elementary school version of making lemonade…

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you dont want a sarcastic answer, dont ask a stupid question.

    NatureBoy6284
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would he find out his feet/second before his MPH? Math questions never make any sense.

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point of the question. Steve knows exactly how fast he's driving. We, on the other hand, only know how many feet/second and have to solve for miles/hour. The answer is 40.91mph by the way. Steve is speeding.

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    #12

    That's It!

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    ami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can stand for that tho

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction

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    Chef Latte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID THEY GET AN F COME ON |:\

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on I don't have a dear aunt Sallie but I do have some dope a*s swag

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about thinking outside the box…

    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I would give bonus points for that answer!

    Rharah-The-Tired-Artist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like this more than the 'pLeASe eXCusE mY dEAr auNt sAlLY' thing XD

    BonaFIDE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That answer needs it's own t-shirt.

    Robert Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Very Educated Mother Just Shaved Uranus and Nine Pickles. 🤣🤣 what does that mean?

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    #13

    Kinda Ambitious Guy

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 and 3 are my aspirations in life. 3 is number one on my priority list

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally as I am typing this, I am listening to "Everbody Wants to Rule the World"!!!

    Stutter271
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I’m listening to Rule The World by zayde wolf

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    Just A Random Slytherin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (For Wings of Fire fans) Darkstalker be like:

    Your Life Sucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck kid, I'm still working on step 1.

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruling the World might be the easiest of the 3.

    Bologna🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, the first thing that came to mind is Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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    #14

    Just Cheat The System!

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, does this prove that contrarians are born or that they’re made? Be sure to show your work!

    Freida Baker-Hawkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait but wouldnt it make more sense to write 'your essay' on the page where you WERE supposed to write the essay...?

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done that. I love taking things literally and then doing that literal thing. Not saying It is my greatest quality, but it makes me, and others, laugh

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    #15

    Bacon Is Always The Answer

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    GetKrilled
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handwriting—how!?

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone can learn good penmanship. Like any skill It just takes passion, patience, bacon, and practis. :D

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    Olivia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss: Did you finish the reports? Me: BACON

    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also rum. In sufficient quantities, what it doesn't cure, you don't care abuut.

    Catarina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do NOT agree. Cheese is ALWAYS the answer

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best handwriting I’ve literally ever seen

    unicorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "bacon is always the answer"

    Rharah-The-Tired-Artist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad asked me a very important question: 'do you want bacon or pork'. this sentence is correct. bacon is always the answer.

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    #16

    Peanuts. It Must Be Definitely Peanuts

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom is 13 and that doesn't warrant clarification?

    Stephen Steve Stephenson III
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    31 guessing by the rest. Kids that age write letters and numbers backwards and upside down and vertically and …

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the teacher know that “9peld” means “computer.”?

    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly does "gpeld" translate into "computer"?

    AJJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they thought iPad sounded like 9Peld

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 6 my Mum told she was 24 . At the time my sister was 16. Good job I was too young to figure out that fib.

    Piglet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never liked eating penus. One of many reasons why I divorced him.

    CookieCrump
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "wreck on a gpeld" mean?

    dream of delusion
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teacher wrote works on a computer lol, want to know how ‘gpeld’ translates to that-

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    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure the teacher had a good laugh at "13"

    Alexis minnix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe the kid knows exactly how to spell peanuts but his mom likes to eat penis

    chuck.dont.surf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are bad at guessing ages.....y'all are gross....JFC

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    #17

    Yes It's Cinnamon!

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    not_at_school ;)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CINNAMON. the teacher wrote it above. get your mind out of the gutter

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh...the wonderful English language where soooooo many words sound the same.

    Artie B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, I spelt cinnamon the same way. I had no idea how wrong I was.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another one from the "A pis of cak" school of English (A Piece of Cake).

    cheezits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in kindergarten My parents got called in because I had written b*tch instead of the beach so I had said "On the weekend me and my family went to the b***h I love going to the b***h cause it is so fun" My parents thought is was hilarious

    Bad Alchemy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, these kids need an intro to phonics.

    The person leveling NYC
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher having to correct this: (Reply. Wrong answers only.)

    Matilda Cooper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know what it was so I searched it up... WHAT THE FU-

    Tyrrek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's way off from cinnamon

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    #18

    Meet My Dad

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    Mr Zipperface
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with beer, steak and sleeping when you've been doing everything all day.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, it seems like the only real option

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    Phonax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im getting homer simpson vibes

    ThePanInPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this is one of Bart's or Lisa's old school worksheets...

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    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate the hard work of Derrick, here. It's hard to be a 30-meter tall father who does everything for a living.

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His veins probably need a break. It would explain him sleeping all the time: his poor body would be so strained

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    Lorraine Woollands
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think I want to meet this kids dad at 99 feet tall

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’ll meet him if your in the same city, whether you want to or not

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    Stutter271
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does your parent do at work? “Their job”

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Derrick sounds like a man who appreciates the simple pleasures in life.

    Hulkfreeze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writing in all caps cracked me up on this one (yes, I get it's easier to write that way, but the way my internal monologue read it was hilarious)

    Edamame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the child of an introvert, man

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining young me getting this and not having any father or father figure, so I would just probably have just filled it out about my great grandmother instead or some s**t.

    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My dad's name is Ethel. He is 98 years old!" ...on second thought, maybe you shouldn't have filled it out about her.

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    #19

    My Hero Is A Steak

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    ami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has their priorities straight

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece loves her meat and seafood and sometimes I tease her and call her a vegan. She gets so mad and says she’s a carnivore!

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont tink i head steak yet

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medium rare for me. None of that shoe leather, thank you.

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    #20

    No Sister - No Problem

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    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always hated language lessons where I'm expected to talk about something not relevant to me. Yes I could make something up to make use of the vocabulary, but I can't be imaginative AND remember another language all at the same time!!! 🤪

    V Martinez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commands? Sister? Why not "things to ask someone"? Or they starting early to rule a female's life? with all the bs against women... ?

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the betting if it had said "best female friend" this child would have written "I don't have any female friends". LOL

    The person leveling NYC
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON’T YOU MEAN “NO TENGO UNA HERMANA” F FOR LACK OF EFFORT IN GIVING A LACK OF EFFORT

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    #21

    Use Your Finger!

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For bigger numbers you have to take your shoes and socks off ;-)

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: If you know how to count to 10 on one hand by using sign language, You can use your right hand to count the numbers 0-9, and your left for the tens. this way you can count all the way to 99 by just using your fingers. Before you ask: Yes I was a weird kid

    SarBow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I wouldn't even know what to draw! What an odd question.

    Lego Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how ‘use your head’ is the other strategy.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are different addition strategies?

    Someone With A Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    way one: USE YOUR FINGERS way two: *whisper* use your head

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    #22

    Holy Jesus!

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is the answer - someone took those signs outside the church literally. Oh dear.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the bacon one.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what this is... it's a questionnaire on the Crucible, about the Salem witch hunts. So, probably this kid was freaked out and ironically praying to the deity whose followers caused said witch hunts.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is that Jesus was the cause of at least some of these events.

    Ally MacMann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, this just some poor kid not knowing any of the answers and writing something so they don't have to leave it blank. I don't really find this one funny.

    Freida Baker-Hawkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, so, wtf. 1st, what year level is this kid in?- the CRUCIBLE? this kid had to write, THEY DANCED NAKED!?

    Brook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol they got a 2 (for thoses not in the cbe that means grade level)

    James Perry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesussssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...I think I had this same test when we read The Crucible in high school. I had more thought out answers though.

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    #23

    The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything

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    Chef Latte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLSSS WHY DIDNT I DO THIS BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a kid in my class who could do absurdly difficult math in his head, but had a lot of trouble "showing his work" because of the way he worked it out in his head. And got bad grades because of that. I fecking hated that school.

    the fallen soufflé
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These questions bother me because who's to say he didn't see some cars that were neither blue nor green?

    Hazel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too lol even tho I'm not in like 1st grade

    Kaylee Moses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dear lord, please tell me this kid doesnt watch anime uwp4019917...5bef8.jpeg uwp4019917-6536b0f35bef8.jpeg

    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    3 years ago

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    no, you don t and it isn t funny

    #24

    Maybe Tracey Is Right?

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, that didn’t likely come out of nowhere…

    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro this is not the grade level of a child look at that equation!

    English Pigeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this kid has a dad. I bet this kid's dad, is an absolute tw*t.

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not even mad, at the KID, I’m mad at the environment they’ve grown up in. With that much misogyny, no wonder they think that. Kids are the future and adults are poisoning their minds.

    Olivia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this kid being sarcastic- or- still, wtf

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