Merry Pissmas !!

This needs to be the secret bored panda shirt or pin or anything so we can recognize other wild pandas on the street

No.

Circumcised and uncircumcised

My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

What sadist thought this up?!?!

“I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

Whats going on with W

What happened to J, N, Q and U?

I'd never leave the house if I could do that

Where are N And Q and U

M is at the Gynecologist's office

What the heck is wrong with M?!

They're missing J and U. The G also looks like another C. M is getting their self suck on 😅

not just the m, everything is frecking cursed!

Where is the G, J, N, Q, & U? Why are there 2 Cs?

yeah but what the f**k is w

I'm scared.

T needs help .___.

no, M

Bro they forgot letter j

And wtf is w doing

Why is there inly 22 letters though

what the f**k is THAT?

It's not even correct. It's missing letters like J, N, Q and U

Where is G,J and Q?

Why does J have a little boner?

That person sure is limber. That W makes my legs hurt just looking at it.

I'm still confused at the title. The phrase is "hodgepodge".

"Now let's make numbers. Start with the one before 70, please..."

They are missing some letters as well as this being creepy

you might as well just change potch to crotch

Some are missing! G - I - J - N -- Q = U

H doesn't look comfortable either.

The possessed alphabet

What’s going on with M

I'm at work and am battling tears of incredulous laughter over this one! The comments are not helping, but this is exactly why I love BP! XD

This isn't the kama sutra?

Good thing i'm about as flexible as a brick