Merry Pissmas !!

This needs to be the secret bored panda shirt or pin or anything so we can recognize other wild pandas on the street

No.

Circumcised and uncircumcised

My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

What sadist thought this up?!?!

This afternoon my mum and I watched with much glee, a grandma pushing a toddler in a baby swing. She pushed it so high that we were making bets with each other as to when the poor kid would fall out. Sorry, but it was just so funny!

Ah, that brings me back to a simpler era when all the playground equipment wanted to kill you.

They can put two more on there for maximum efficiency.

Genius

Real life version of Newton's cradle. :D

Ok this is actually just dumb

Tandem swinging, what a novel idea!

Where high wire circus began.

The best way to learn physics, you know

So they can kick each other instead of pushing

Putting them in at 90° to each other would make it more challenging. :-)

when you can't get your kids to sleep tonight, let them swing!

Works like a Newton's cradle

Anyone else picturing those clacking balls that people have as desk toys?

This is an accident waiting to happen

This gives me the giggles.

There is a park where I bring my children sometimes that have something like that, but for 5 positions makin a star, and it's funny as hell. But these in the picture are definitely too close.

“I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

Whats going on with W

Oh, my parents gave me that as a child!

"Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"

Suicide bomber training

Looks like it belongs in 5NAF good gawds

Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(

Don't lick it, cos Toad

This is what most alien and zombie movies use

That’s not even the mouth shapes for the sounds! Lol!

My son would still eat it knowing what it is

Satan wipes.

Baby Hippo prefers to talk... baby RHINO on the other hand prefers to stand in front of baby Hippo and blocking the view of him completely...

And teaches them to sniff paint.....WTF?!

And the laguar for L.

Banana split. Weeeeeee

Not if he's trying to shoot his sister.

Do not under any circumstances look in the teacher's tackle box!

At least put neck rings on her, poor thing! Kayan_woma..._rings.jpg

Was it that hard to explain to the child?

I'm thinking this was part of a playground at one point and then they turned it into a parking lot. This happened at my old high school.

To be fair, A) kindergartners generally can't read works like "highlighter", B) why does her 5yo have money to spend without any supervision?

Noooooo I didnt want to see this