Merry Pissmas !!

This needs to be the secret bored panda shirt or pin or anything so we can recognize other wild pandas on the street

No.

Circumcised and uncircumcised

My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

"spider w**g...spiderr w**g...friendly neighbourhood spiderwang..."

They knew.

Every time! The character balloons ALWAYS put the filling spot in the MOST awkward place.

Oh come on, make Spidy happy.

Off topic and on topic at the same time, who's your favorite live action spiderman? Tom, Andrew or Toby? I am 15 so I was watching the ones with Andrew. I've never watched Toby's or Tom's. I do want to watch Tom's though because Zendaya is in it and she's super pretty.

He really is excited to fight crime.

🤣 🤣

Chicken!

That's definitely a grown up balloon

But it's better when erect?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!!!!

Well I’m going to get some unsee juice.

😂

OMG!

They should have used his foot.

Heavens! Imagine what the boss would think if he walked in while you were inflating this - or the look if you stopped and Spiderman "farted" loudly in your face.

✨ Penis ✨

Watch out it's radioactive!!

Would have liked to have seen the inflated version for grins.

Oh lordy . . . .

That’s…um…that’s nice

Now we know what marry Jane saw in Peter

Oh dear

With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

What sadist thought this up?!?!

“I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

Whats going on with W

Oh, my parents gave me that as a child!

"Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"

Suicide bomber training

Looks like it belongs in 5NAF good gawds

Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(

Don't lick it, cos Toad

This is what most alien and zombie movies use

That’s not even the mouth shapes for the sounds! Lol!

My son would still eat it knowing what it is

Satan wipes.

Baby Hippo prefers to talk... baby RHINO on the other hand prefers to stand in front of baby Hippo and blocking the view of him completely...

And teaches them to sniff paint.....WTF?!

And the laguar for L.

Banana split. Weeeeeee

Not if he's trying to shoot his sister.