Merry Pissmas !!

This needs to be the secret bored panda shirt or pin or anything so we can recognize other wild pandas on the street

No.

Circumcised and uncircumcised

My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

What sadist thought this up?!?!

“I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

Whats going on with W

Oh, my parents gave me that as a child!

"Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"

Suicide bomber training

Looks like it belongs in 5NAF good gawds

Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(

Don't lick it, cos Toad

This is what most alien and zombie movies use

No, no, it also has Greenland and Iceland and Canada...

Accurate really, considering how many Americans think the US is the world.

Is this the design, or did someone make a balls-up and apply the same printing screen twice?

Untrue! It also has Canada, Iceland and Greenland!

And this is what it feels like in New Zealand. (We have been left off maps too many times.)

And land in the arctic ocean

This is the glove we have in American class rooms. It's funny because Americans are all about America and celebrating and s**t. Yet they never taught my father about the civil war, so my dad got a Confederate flag tattoo in the shape of a skull when he was 18. I s**t you not, he thought it meant "southern pride". Anyway, it's on his upper arm so he can't wear tank tops lol.

At least it is not flat

Fun to kick. Don´t hurt the feelings of others

Yea, cuz' only America exists. Don't you know that? 🙄🙄smh

Let me guess, I'll bet it's made in China.

Made in China for sure

Proof that Australia is fake!

Quality control failed.

This is what some Americans think the world looks like.

Honestly, this is what a lot of Americans think the world looks like.

I would bet it’s Made In China, which is kind of funny when you think about it.

Turn Canada on its side and I kinda see Denmark and Sweden up north of the Hudson Bay.

Does it have South America too, or is it only North America? Wth

Hey, hey, now, I see some Canada in there, too. But seriously, is this like a goody-bag from a GOP convention?

Make America Global Again.

Wherever you are in the real world - I LOVE ALL OF YOU

That explains a lot....

And Canada…

And then we wonder why Americans think they're the only country in the world.

It needs to be flatter.