Merry Pissmas !!

This needs to be the secret bored panda shirt or pin or anything so we can recognize other wild pandas on the street

No.

Circumcised and uncircumcised

My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

What sadist thought this up?!?!

“I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

Whats going on with W

Oh, my parents gave me that as a child!

"Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"

Suicide bomber training

Looks like it belongs in 5NAF good gawds

Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(

Don't lick it, cos Toad

This is what most alien and zombie movies use

That’s not even the mouth shapes for the sounds! Lol!

My son would still eat it knowing what it is

Satan wipes.

Baby Hippo prefers to talk... baby RHINO on the other hand prefers to stand in front of baby Hippo and blocking the view of him completely...

And teaches them to sniff paint.....WTF?!

And the laguar for L.

Banana split. Weeeeeee

Not if he's trying to shoot his sister.

Do not under any circumstances look in the teacher's tackle box!

At least put neck rings on her, poor thing! Kayan_woma..._rings.jpg

Was it that hard to explain to the child?

I'm thinking this was part of a playground at one point and then they turned it into a parking lot. This happened at my old high school.

To be fair, A) kindergartners generally can't read works like "highlighter", B) why does her 5yo have money to spend without any supervision?

Noooooo I didnt want to see this

I guess that answers the question: are zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes. They’re neither!!

The Scoliosimater

Never, ever have I heard or seen anything like that before. How on Earth is that sanitary?

….what’s going on with C?

I'm all for renaming Panama to Bananama

patrick!!!

Analog clocks, cursive, how to physically mail a letter/card, am I missing anything else?

If you' re happy and you know it.....

Cute pants though, minus the art

the longer you look the worse it gets

Mustard is trying to get on cookie. Maybe it’s for the best that this is impossible

"Never Wheaties Shredded Eat"!

That's to make sure that the moms see it

The title makes this slightly dirty

I do love living in George

Most of the planets are on the same line, there's two Neptunes, Earth is the biggest planet... Perfect for teaching kids!

Wilson?

Not so much confusing as idiotic