We used to have Frozen-themed band-aids about two years ago. My daughter is now 4-years-old now, and she still asks for an "Olaf" whenever she has a scrape.

My 2-year-old heard her dad farting and she created her very first self-made word: "poo-bang" (in Hungarian kaka-puff) because a fart smells like poo and sounds like a bang :) logic at its finest

Shopping for bras, my daughter said “look at all those booby traps.”

My brother called his uvula a "Throat Weenie" because he didn't know the actual name. He was 7. Thank god my parents had a talk with him about the actual name of it and why he shouldn't call it that. 😑

I have absolutely how this misunderstanding happened...but my son used to call the stalks of strawberries or tomatoes pubes. We were at church charity picnic when he asked a lady to "take the pubes off his strawberries for him" I can still see the look on her face.

In the bath one evening my then 2 year old son referred to his toes as 'foot babies'.

When my daughter was two years old she referred to fried eggs as pop belly eggs and the pizza delivery car as thecpizza taxi

I think half of these are made up by the parents... Really? I little kid came up with "pride cheerios?" I don't think so...

In summer my son was so happy because he could wear his No-Socks-Shoes. His sandals.

When I was little I called the Our Father the bread prayer. (Give us this day our daily bread) lol

My daughter called her dad's chest hair his chest carpet.