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Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago

Best name ever.

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Barbara Baxendale 5 years ago

Aww, that's cute !!

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Flavia Slag 5 years ago

Aww

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Julinda 5 years ago

Awwwe, how precious ❤

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ForkNBeans 5 years ago

I love this and I'm totally stealing the phrase!

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Elaine16 5 years ago

OOH, that's so good, so poetic. You may have a budding author on your hands.

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Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 5 years ago

Very discriptive&spot on too

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sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

That is priceless !!!

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Kerolos Saleib 5 years ago

Like... Is she wrong?!?

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Mary Schoen 5 years ago

Perfection!!! She's awesome Kim!!

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Elaine Dodge 5 years ago

Indeed!

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sewwandi ranaweera 5 years ago

so poetic!

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DancingToMyself 5 years ago

How old is your daughter?

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

awww

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meow point1 5 years ago

Sometimes they're wet drops of happy, though.

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Kennedi Judah 5 years ago

Hey! its better than tears is sounds funny so when you are crying you can say wet drops of sad and everyone will laugh! [Thats way better than tears]

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Tristan Watson 5 years ago

Some are tear drops of happy though

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TheNerdyOne 5 years ago

Ok soooo on YouTube channels like funny pig find their ideas on this site and copy it I hope that didn’t come out badly

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Lynn B 5 years ago

Clearly a poet. She should go with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hans 5 years ago

Can only exxagerated to "hot wet drops of sad".

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Magpie 5 years ago

That is lovely. ... but not tears of beauty that I sometimes cry here.

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Hans 5 years ago

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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AloofFox 5 years ago

I soo want to build something out of ‘water bricks’ now!

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glowworm2 5 years ago

"Cold owls?" Genius!

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Vlad Horobet 5 years ago

She's right, you know?

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I mean he/she ain't wrong

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engineer_nope.avi 5 years ago

Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

this one is catchy and cute

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queen...<3 5 years ago

lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

aww bless hers

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

or an emo pigeon

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

matress curtians? What a little genius!

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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KEBI Photography 5 years ago

guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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Kaisu 5 years ago

Snoofy is so much cuter though!

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Sabrina 5 years ago

is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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AloofFox 5 years ago

Nom nom nom

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Red 5 years ago

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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Susan Libby 5 years ago

When my granddaughter was playing on my bed and I asked why it was now a mess and she told me it wasn't a mess, it was a "Disasterpiece". I no longer have messes in my home.

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Cheethra 5 years ago

Disasterpiece, I like that. And every child is certainly a happy child when they create a disasterpiece :)

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Uwe Theiss 5 years ago

May she just likes good music. There is a really great album from Slipknot that is called Disasterpieces.

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The Chopstick 5 years ago

My artwork is now not a disastered masterpiece, it’s now a masterofdisasterpiece.

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Withnail 5 years ago (edited)

We used to have Frozen-themed band-aids about two years ago. My daughter is now 4-years-old now, and she still asks for an "Olaf" whenever she has a scrape.

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

cute!

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Brad Gourley 5 years ago

My 5 yr old called the past "lasterday" for the last 3 years

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Han 5 years ago

Seems legit.

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Melissa Saber 5 years ago

That’s what my 3 year old calls it! And lasternight instead of last night. It’s the best.

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thepotatogirl 5 years ago

that's what one of my brothers used to say too!

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Ice cube 5 years ago

Perfect!

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Csilla 5 years ago

My 2-year-old heard her dad farting and she created her very first self-made word: "poo-bang" (in Hungarian kaka-puff) because a fart smells like poo and sounds like a bang :) logic at its finest

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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

I love kaka-puff much more that poo-bang, even in English!

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Lanetta Bohanon 5 years ago

I am genuinely sad that there are only 26 posts instead of 77... I actually laughed out loud at some of these!

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Emmy 5 years ago

Shopping for bras, my daughter said “look at all those booby traps.”

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Trinity Holden 5 years ago

Gotta love the pun, probably unintended though lol

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Dani 5 years ago

Bean bags = boneless sofas

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago (edited)

My brother called his uvula a "Throat Weenie" because he didn't know the actual name. He was 7. Thank god my parents had a talk with him about the actual name of it and why he shouldn't call it that. 😑

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Frozengeckolover 5 years ago

It's actually called a "hangy thingy".

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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

According to my grandmother, my father renamed strawberries "star babies." They've been star babies to everybody in my family since.

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Becklass 5 years ago

I have absolutely how this misunderstanding happened...but my son used to call the stalks of strawberries or tomatoes pubes. We were at church charity picnic when he asked a lady to "take the pubes off his strawberries for him" I can still see the look on her face.

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Elke Bechtoldt 5 years ago

Hahaha, that is hilarious! Love it...

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IcaBiere 5 years ago

Hanitizer instead of Hand Sanitizer. Yup my brilliant 5 year old !

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Poppy Wootton 5 years ago

In the bath one evening my then 2 year old son referred to his toes as 'foot babies'.

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Madea Mangier 5 years ago

My 4 yo daughter correcting her 2 yo brother on facial features- theses are ‘eyeflashes’ and these are ‘eye browns ‘

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Irene McIver 5 years ago

My brother also used to say "eye browns" when he was young, and my son called shoulders "soldiers", and also said "camera-flashed" meaning camouflaged.

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melinda vega 5 years ago

When my daughter was two years old she referred to fried eggs as pop belly eggs and the pizza delivery car as thecpizza taxi

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

My daughter used to call sanitary pads “bum bandaids”, my brother used to call trifle “lergic” and when I was younger I used to call baked beans “beetle brains”.

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

Bum bandaids...Seems suitable!

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Joseph Brzezinski 5 years ago

I think half of these are made up by the parents... Really? I little kid came up with "pride cheerios?" I don't think so...

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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

I can believe it if the parents had already been referring to things they saw with rainbows on as 'Pride . . . whatever'. Many families care about or are involved in the Pride movement, so it can be a common topic of conversation or reference.

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GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

You obviously don't have kids. And if that's true, please don't ever try to reproduce. And if you do have kids, you apparently aren't listening to them. Kids come up with the most adorable, crazy, scary, hilarious stuff.

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Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago (edited)

The people who believe this s**t is real and the people who have kids is frighteningly overlapped. Nobody should be that gullible, especially if they have kids.

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Amanda Reicha 5 years ago

When I was little I called mushrooms "boom booms." It stuck in my family and one day my mom mentioned cooking something with "boom boom soup" in front of my husband and he will forever stick with that.

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JeannevB 5 years ago

In summer my son was so happy because he could wear his No-Socks-Shoes. His sandals.

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Bored Phoenix 5 years ago

This is hilarious! My brother called chicken “bok bok”

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Tralee Aylett 5 years ago

for my brother it was a bok bok chicken...probably coz he got corrected so many times he'd use both

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QueenOlive 5 years ago

When I was little I called the Our Father the bread prayer. (Give us this day our daily bread) lol

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Doober 5 years ago

My 4 year old put her hands on my stomach and said she loved my ice cream belly. It's an insecurity of mine but that day she made me feel beautiful.

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Alisa Brouwer 5 years ago

My daughter called her dad's chest hair his chest carpet.

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A 5 years ago

When I was about 10 and she was about 6, my neighbor's daughter used to call her knuckles 'nipples', which I found out when she'd told me she'd 'skinned her nipples'.

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Ellie Ragsdale 5 years ago

Omg that's so funny!

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Israel Martinez 5 years ago

My daughter would call the remote control "mope" so that's what I ended calling it every time, to this day ... better than "moken troll" ...

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Dorothy Stovall 5 years ago

Mine would call it the "mote" at 17 months. She'd point to it and say the word "mote@ and you were supposed to know to turn the tv on to Barney.

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First.time.in.Space 5 years ago

Without sounding waaay to cheesy (whatever) I JUST LOOOOVE KIDS and the way they express themself before the world around them starts to correct them (usually in school) I make up words myself all the time and very few people around me even ask me what I mean, just assuming that I have to keep myself to the dictionary. ... Love ya all!!!

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Talia Johnson 5 years ago

My daughter couldn't pronounce 'certificate' and called it a 'sticky foot' . My son called triangles 'tri-nangles' and I was sooo sad when he learned the correct pronunciation.

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Kendra Parker 5 years ago

Kid I used to watch fell down one day and caught himself with his hands. He then announced that his "hand-neck" hurt and I haven't referred to them as wrists since.

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Michael Thompson 5 years ago

My daughter called chopsticks, "fork chops."

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Gemma Lees 5 years ago

My son has loads of these! The remote is the "didoo" because when he was about 18 months old, he started miming pressing it at the TV if he wanted a programme on and as he pressed the pretend remote he repeated "didoo, didoo!" as the TV we had at the time made that kind of noise when you turned it on. His latest one is "Mama tubes" which are tampons.

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Babilonia Celia Denise 5 years ago

My daughter when she was 6 instead of last night she would say yesternight😂😂

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Laura Rudgers 5 years ago

That is actually not incorrect, if we say yesterday...

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Danielle Ibclc Cpst 5 years ago

My daughter once referred to teeth as “mouth nails.”

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Yettichild 5 years ago

My favorite from my niece was when she called lasagna "lazombie".

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lazy panda 5 years ago

Had a box of Whoppers sitting in my station and an older gal who I was helping started giggling. She told me that her little granddaughter calls them Who-Peepers! It's been 5 years and I still call them that.

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Jacob Clark 5 years ago

play fortnite

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Luna Clara 5 years ago

My niece calls premade fried onions you can buy in the store - hot dog sprinkles! even between my friends it became the common name for them :D

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Lou Wow 5 years ago

My nephew called a flamingo a pink swan then corrected himself to Pinkmingo.

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Rachel-Lee Warner 5 years ago

My daughter calls them mangos Lok

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Dorothy Stovall 5 years ago

When my daughter was helping to fold clothes her dad's underwear were "man panties." They've been that ever since.

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Dorothy Stovall 5 years ago

My daughter called cupcakes muffcakes - muffin+cake. For 20+ years that's what we still call them.

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Jacob Clark 5 years ago

sub to crainer

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Dana Williamson 5 years ago

My kids called the phone a hello phone....20+ years later I still call it a hello phone

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Mariana Brscan 5 years ago

My little brother once came into the kitchen and told us that "a hiccup is a backwards cough". He´s always been very clever!

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Vincent Philippart 5 years ago

Why do these people want their child not to be corrected? They will do it into adulthood thinking it's cute. No Karen, it's not cute when you say "Gubble Bum", you're 42.

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curiositee 5 years ago

I used to call those fanned out sprinklers water peacocks.

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Dianne Malson 5 years ago

I love all of these. When my grandchildren were little they called the lawn maintenance guys the "mow yards". They are now 27 & 29 years old, and my 2 great grand babies call them "the mow yards", as well as their parents & grandparents, great grandparents, and and their aunts & uncles. We all love The Mow Yards moniker.

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Ashley Charboneau 5 years ago

My damy mom wanted to cut a strand of baby hairs above my daughters' forehead and she said "I don't want it cut. Its my unihorn!"

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Kirsten Ceusters 5 years ago

My youngest son called a "weeping willow" a "tear tree".

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Rita Trager 5 years ago

When my kids were little they called malted milk balls, "chocolate meat balls!" They will forever be that to me!

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Rita Trager 5 years ago

When my kids were little, they referred to malted milk balls as "chocolate meat balls!" I will forever call them that!

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Boredpanda100 5 years ago

My little brother calls electricity Electhreekity and camouflage is cauliflage so a sudden blackout or a random Army personal in uniform passing by is always interesting with him around.

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Hubert Pe 5 years ago

When my son was like 3-4 and we were passing by the cemetery, he saw all these crosses and told "look dad, standing amens"

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David Schindler 5 years ago

At age 3 my daughter looked out on a recent blizzard," Wow, it's pitch white outside!"

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Leo Umbras 5 years ago

when ever someone hiccuped for like 5 years i said 'god hic you' i also said that there should be an aviary with 'samples' of the birds.

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Audra Granath 5 years ago

When I worked at a school one of the kids called gravy Liquid Love lol

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Ms. G 5 years ago

When I was planning a trip to America, my son requested that I bring back a box of that famous pancake brand Aunt Vagina.

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Marina Rios 5 years ago

This one took me a minute 😆

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Morrii 5 years ago

My son used to think that lations were congradged. When someone did something good he said, "Contrage-your-lations." One day he did something he thought worth notice and asked me, "Hey! Aren't you going to congradg my lations?" So, of course I did and I've been congradging other's lations ever since. (My son is now 34)

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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

I love this. When I was a toddler (decades ago!) and I was being told off I answered back. My mum told me not to argue and I replied "and don't arg me either!"

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LRo 5 years ago

Each of my three boys has called pizza "pudzee" and sandwiches "sammas". I love it. Sometimes hubs and I call them those for ourselves.

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Lisa Bo Bisa 5 years ago

My son called Triscuits 'yarn crackers.'

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sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

All are cute and funny, a good post !!!

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AuntieCreed 5 years ago

My favorite is my son calling Parmesean Cheese "Spaghetti Sprinkles". He saw it online somewhere in some meme and where we used to call it "shaky cheese", it's now and forever "Spaghetti Sprinkles"

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Gro Sellevold 5 years ago (edited)

Not sure if it was me or my brother who started it, but "Sketti" (spaghetti), pissa (pizza), and "adult-juice" (anything with alcohol) are still used today - and there are many more, but they don't make sense when translated from Norweegian ;-)

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Renae Dougherty 5 years ago

When my daughter was a toddler she thought nipples was pronounced nickles.14 years later we still call them nickles.

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Angela Adams 5 years ago

My 4 year old has a few of these & I love it. Headphones are robot ears. Hair clips are hair spiders. Trampolines she calls trampoloons. & I’m never correcting this. My autistic 3 year old calls anything that resembles a sheep a ‘baa’.

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Blueberries and strawberries were boo babies and saw babies.

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KimbaG 5 years ago

When my daughter was small and she would scrape her knee we would whip out the Neosporin. Somehow she associated that directly with the knee scrape. So she fell another time and hurt her elbow. She instructed me that she needed the Elbowsporin. She's 26 now and we still call it "Elbowsporin"

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boredmonkey 5 years ago

I used to diangle instead of diagonal, my mom thought it as fitting so she never corrected me

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Maria Campbell 5 years ago

My daughter had a close friend who would call her elbow her Kunkle. Why I have no idea.

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Susan L. Miller 5 years ago

I still remember my mom trying to teach me to pronounce the word kerchief. For some reason I always said ker-FITCH! Now I just say "scarf"

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Aisling Badsha 5 years ago

My 5 year old calls Jesus cheesers Christ

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Feline Dizzy 5 years ago

3yo: Me got a shower in my mouth. me*: ??? 3yo (points to his throat): Shower in my mouth. me: A sore throat? 3yo: Yes, shower. * me = au-pair

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Chris Miilu 5 years ago

That reminds me when my now adult daughter tried to tell me she had a headache; she told me that she had a stomach ache in her head. I knew exactly what she meant and gave her a baby aspirin.

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Brad Rudy 5 years ago

When she was about 3, our daughter used to call pigeons "peckers".

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Janet Shields Willig 5 years ago

My 2 yr old counts his fingers and says: one, tu, tee, bour, HAND!

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Jason Harmon 5 years ago

My daughter calls Burger King "Burger King" we love it

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Jjhh 5 years ago

Even Burber King, predictive text

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therealpixie 5 years ago

I had a little friend who would make up a word for a thing she didn't know. That was like fifty years ago, and I still prefer "rainpas" to "airplane", and "chambelle" to "guitar".

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Yukiko Wecker 5 years ago

Lived near San Jose and my husband commuted to San Francisco. Our then 4yo daughter combined them and called them "San Ho-disco." My current 3yo has noticed how the rest of the family plays "Slug Bug" when we're in the car, but he calls it "Spug Wug," so now the rest of us do, too.

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Pauline McLaggan 5 years ago

When my daughter was about 3 she called my co-proximal painkillers Co-co pops em all! But Kellogg's never made these!

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Ивайло Кисимов 5 years ago

My brother used to call the garbage truck, the ones that actually pick up the big trash containers, the "boom-bam" . He's now 37 and we somehow still call it that sometimes.

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Elizabeth Hurley 5 years ago

When my daughter was 3 she ate a full meal. Turned to me and said ''MY GOODIE SPOT IS NOT FULL YET!'' Me- Taegan what is a Goodie Spot, Taegan- Mom You Know that spot that holds goodies. (Aka Deserts) My daughter thought till she was 7 that there was two stomachs one for food an a small one for Cakes, Cookies, Candies, and such

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Jeannine Solomon 5 years ago

My 2 year old revised to pronounce bumblebee correctly, instead we get bugabee.

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Leslie Cully 5 years ago

My nephew couldn't form the "sn" sound as a tot. He called snakes "FWANKS." It's not clever, but so cute that I still say fwank 35 years later. lol!

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Poppy Wootton 5 years ago

In the bath one night my 2 year old son called toes 'foot babies'

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Han 5 years ago

"Pockets are snack holes".

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Jenn Rosman 5 years ago

I met a 7 year old who called pizza crust the "pizza bones". It makes so much sense I've never called it anything since

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SuNsHiNeSally 5 years ago

My daughter called "tongs" "grabnabbers" when she was little. She's 13 now and we still call them "grabnabbers."

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Erin Bland 5 years ago

My husband called my step daughter a hooligan as a joke one night and she said in her 9 year old voice I'm not a hoogalin. Any time someone is acting foolish or one of the girls is being extra feisty we call them a hoogalin!!

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Lisa 5 years ago

My two-year-old called my bra a "bubba hat". So that's what it's called now.

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xiaomiao 5 years ago

my 3 year old once reminded me very loudly in a crowded changing room after swimming that we don't talk about nipples in public

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Oscar Guerrero 5 years ago

Cute!

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Hinchess 5 years ago

A 3 year old I once knew would excitedly call out his name for helicoptors when he would see one: "Fedda-f****r!"

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Greg Drummond 5 years ago

We have a chair that matches our couch. Oh 5 year old called it the mini-couch one day and we've called it mini-couch ever since.

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Carol Emory 5 years ago (edited)

We used to twirl my son around in the office chair and when the chair stopped he's say "I'm busy, I'm busy." It was never foggy outside..it was froggy outside. He used to ask us where certain people were.."Where's Dad?" "Dad's not here, Dad's at work." "Where is Grandpa?" "Grandpa's not here, Grandpa's at work." One day he saw a Uhaul with a picture of a Tiger on it as we left our apartment parking lot. "Mom look Tiger! Mom look Tiger!" When we returned later and the Uhaul was gone, he said "Tiger's gone. Tiger's at work." Well he wasn't wrong.

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Sarah Murchie 6 months ago

We were eating at a restaurant where I had ordered chicken tortilla soup and my son says, ”Oh! Your soup came with ‘Taco Bread’ ? ….. crickets…. I wait patiently before laughing hysterically to the point of tears - when he finally realizes he meant tortillas we both had a good laugh 😂

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Shazzamma 2 years ago

My toddler son, clutching his newly-ironed tshirt which was on his bed, asked where should he put this "clo" (singular of clothes, obvs!)

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Patti McConnell 5 years ago

My granddaughter calls skunks the “stinky zebra rats”. I will call it that forever.😂

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Deanna Hale 5 years ago

My daughter forgot the name for straws and called them "slerp sticks." The funnier part is she is 21!

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Bex Hallihan 5 years ago

My brother called fizzy lemonade "prickly water"

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Kay Dee 5 years ago

My little one when younger called the car park a ‘car sleep’ and the tyre garage a ‘car shoe’ they will forever be known as these in our house!

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the Lemon Queen 5 years ago

when my brother was a toddler, he used to say the cutest thing. When he wanted someone to pick him up, he'd ask for an "up cuddle" and its the only fond memory I have of that era.

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Sherri N Jim Smith 5 years ago

When my sister was about 5yo, Ronald Reagan was up for re-election. She asked my Dad if he thought Reagan would be "represidentualized" instead of re-elected.

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Sherri N Jim Smith 5 years ago

My sister when we were younger, and it was an election year, asked my Dad if Ronald Reagan was going to be "represidentualized" instead of re-elected. given she was about 5yo at the time, not bad.

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Tralee Aylett 5 years ago

my cousin called excavators "egg-a-bators"...and its stuck (20 years later)

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Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

My sister called cup cakes "pup-cakes" after feeding one to the dog. She still calls them that. She's now 54.

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Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago

My baby gurl called ravioli, "meat pillows." She's now 27, and we still call them such. -Dr. M

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Debra Bates 5 years ago

When my son was 3 - 4 he called stuffing “chicken butt salad.” He is 23 now and it has remained “chicken butt salad.”

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Marla Hale 5 years ago

My 2 year old granddaughter calls AFLAC: "A*s Crack" when the commercial comes on the TV.

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Marla Hale 5 years ago

My 2 year old granddaughter calls AFLAC: "A*s Crack" Everytime the commercial comes on the TV

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Aubrey Leffel 5 years ago

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Tangie Harlan 5 years ago

My kid calls t18 wheeler Coca Cola trucks "Drink Buses".

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Sam Mitchell 5 years ago

Proof that children are a higher life form.

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Laverne Haslett 5 years ago

My husband likes flavored water...all the kids and grandkids call it "papa water".....so much that all our friends and acquaintances now do the same thing.

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Thundor Fox 5 years ago

My little sister called car parks 'par carks'.

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Kathleen Barlow 5 years ago

My niece used to call squirrels, squizzels when she was a toddler. I still refer to them as this almost 20 years later. Also, kiwis were kiwigs.

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Sheldon Helms 5 years ago

What do I think? I think 99% of these are B.S.

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Susan Libby 5 years ago

When my granddaughter was playing on my bed and I asked why it was now a mess and she told me it wasn't a mess, it was a "Disasterpiece". I no longer have messes in my home.

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Cheethra 5 years ago

Disasterpiece, I like that. And every child is certainly a happy child when they create a disasterpiece :)

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Uwe Theiss 5 years ago

May she just likes good music. There is a really great album from Slipknot that is called Disasterpieces.

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The Chopstick 5 years ago

My artwork is now not a disastered masterpiece, it’s now a masterofdisasterpiece.

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Withnail 5 years ago (edited)

We used to have Frozen-themed band-aids about two years ago. My daughter is now 4-years-old now, and she still asks for an "Olaf" whenever she has a scrape.

40points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

cute!

6points

Brad Gourley 5 years ago

My 5 yr old called the past "lasterday" for the last 3 years

33points

Han 5 years ago

Seems legit.

6points

Melissa Saber 5 years ago

That’s what my 3 year old calls it! And lasternight instead of last night. It’s the best.

1point

thepotatogirl 5 years ago

that's what one of my brothers used to say too!

1point

Ice cube 5 years ago

Perfect!

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Csilla 5 years ago

My 2-year-old heard her dad farting and she created her very first self-made word: "poo-bang" (in Hungarian kaka-puff) because a fart smells like poo and sounds like a bang :) logic at its finest

18points

Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

I love kaka-puff much more that poo-bang, even in English!

4points

Lanetta Bohanon 5 years ago

I am genuinely sad that there are only 26 posts instead of 77... I actually laughed out loud at some of these!

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Emmy 5 years ago

Shopping for bras, my daughter said “look at all those booby traps.”

16points

Trinity Holden 5 years ago

Gotta love the pun, probably unintended though lol

6points

Dani 5 years ago

Bean bags = boneless sofas

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FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago (edited)

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Frozengeckolover 5 years ago

It's actually called a "hangy thingy".

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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

According to my grandmother, my father renamed strawberries "star babies." They've been star babies to everybody in my family since.

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Elizabeth Gatti 5 years ago

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Becklass 5 years ago

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Elke Bechtoldt 5 years ago

Hahaha, that is hilarious! Love it...

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IcaBiere 5 years ago

Hanitizer instead of Hand Sanitizer. Yup my brilliant 5 year old !

10points

Poppy Wootton 5 years ago

In the bath one evening my then 2 year old son referred to his toes as 'foot babies'.

9points

Madea Mangier 5 years ago

My 4 yo daughter correcting her 2 yo brother on facial features- theses are ‘eyeflashes’ and these are ‘eye browns ‘

9points

Irene McIver 5 years ago

My brother also used to say "eye browns" when he was young, and my son called shoulders "soldiers", and also said "camera-flashed" meaning camouflaged.

2points

melinda vega 5 years ago

When my daughter was two years old she referred to fried eggs as pop belly eggs and the pizza delivery car as thecpizza taxi

9points

Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

My daughter used to call sanitary pads “bum bandaids”, my brother used to call trifle “lergic” and when I was younger I used to call baked beans “beetle brains”.

8points

FortnitePlayerGirl 5 years ago

Bum bandaids...Seems suitable!

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Joseph Brzezinski 5 years ago

I think half of these are made up by the parents... Really? I little kid came up with "pride cheerios?" I don't think so...

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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

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GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

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Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago (edited)

The people who believe this s**t is real and the people who have kids is frighteningly overlapped. Nobody should be that gullible, especially if they have kids.

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Amanda Reicha 5 years ago

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JeannevB 5 years ago

In summer my son was so happy because he could wear his No-Socks-Shoes. His sandals.

6points

Bored Phoenix 5 years ago

This is hilarious! My brother called chicken “bok bok”

6points

Tralee Aylett 5 years ago

for my brother it was a bok bok chicken...probably coz he got corrected so many times he'd use both

1point

QueenOlive 5 years ago

When I was little I called the Our Father the bread prayer. (Give us this day our daily bread) lol

6points

Doober 5 years ago

My 4 year old put her hands on my stomach and said she loved my ice cream belly. It's an insecurity of mine but that day she made me feel beautiful.

6points

Alisa Brouwer 5 years ago

My daughter called her dad's chest hair his chest carpet.

5points

A 5 years ago

When I was about 10 and she was about 6, my neighbor's daughter used to call her knuckles 'nipples', which I found out when she'd told me she'd 'skinned her nipples'.

5points

Ellie Ragsdale 5 years ago

Omg that's so funny!

0points

Israel Martinez 5 years ago

My daughter would call the remote control "mope" so that's what I ended calling it every time, to this day ... better than "moken troll" ...

5points

Dorothy Stovall 5 years ago

Mine would call it the "mote" at 17 months. She'd point to it and say the word "mote@ and you were supposed to know to turn the tv on to Barney.

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First.time.in.Space 5 years ago

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Talia Johnson 5 years ago

My daughter couldn't pronounce 'certificate' and called it a 'sticky foot' . My son called triangles 'tri-nangles' and I was sooo sad when he learned the correct pronunciation.

5points

Kendra Parker 5 years ago

Kid I used to watch fell down one day and caught himself with his hands. He then announced that his "hand-neck" hurt and I haven't referred to them as wrists since.

4points

Michael Thompson 5 years ago

My daughter called chopsticks, "fork chops."

4points

Gemma Lees 5 years ago

3points

Babilonia Celia Denise 5 years ago

My daughter when she was 6 instead of last night she would say yesternight😂😂

3points

Laura Rudgers 5 years ago

That is actually not incorrect, if we say yesterday...

2points

Danielle Ibclc Cpst 5 years ago

My daughter once referred to teeth as “mouth nails.”

3points

Yettichild 5 years ago

My favorite from my niece was when she called lasagna "lazombie".

3points

lazy panda 5 years ago

3points

Jacob Clark 5 years ago

play fortnite

2points

Luna Clara 5 years ago

My niece calls premade fried onions you can buy in the store - hot dog sprinkles! even between my friends it became the common name for them :D

2points

Lou Wow 5 years ago

My nephew called a flamingo a pink swan then corrected himself to Pinkmingo.

2points

Rachel-Lee Warner 5 years ago

My daughter calls them mangos Lok

1point

Dorothy Stovall 5 years ago

When my daughter was helping to fold clothes her dad's underwear were "man panties." They've been that ever since.

2points

Dorothy Stovall 5 years ago

My daughter called cupcakes muffcakes - muffin+cake. For 20+ years that's what we still call them.

2points

Jacob Clark 5 years ago

sub to crainer

1point

Dana Williamson 5 years ago

My kids called the phone a hello phone....20+ years later I still call it a hello phone

1point

Mariana Brscan 5 years ago

My little brother once came into the kitchen and told us that "a hiccup is a backwards cough". He´s always been very clever!

1point

Vincent Philippart 5 years ago

Why do these people want their child not to be corrected? They will do it into adulthood thinking it's cute. No Karen, it's not cute when you say "Gubble Bum", you're 42.

1point

curiositee 5 years ago

I used to call those fanned out sprinklers water peacocks.

1point

Dianne Malson 5 years ago

1point

Ashley Charboneau 5 years ago

My damy mom wanted to cut a strand of baby hairs above my daughters' forehead and she said "I don't want it cut. Its my unihorn!"

1point

Kirsten Ceusters 5 years ago

My youngest son called a "weeping willow" a "tear tree".

1point

Rita Trager 5 years ago

When my kids were little they called malted milk balls, "chocolate meat balls!" They will forever be that to me!

1point

Rita Trager 5 years ago

When my kids were little, they referred to malted milk balls as "chocolate meat balls!" I will forever call them that!

1point

Boredpanda100 5 years ago

My little brother calls electricity Electhreekity and camouflage is cauliflage so a sudden blackout or a random Army personal in uniform passing by is always interesting with him around.

1point

Hubert Pe 5 years ago

When my son was like 3-4 and we were passing by the cemetery, he saw all these crosses and told "look dad, standing amens"

1point

David Schindler 5 years ago

At age 3 my daughter looked out on a recent blizzard," Wow, it's pitch white outside!"

1point

Leo Umbras 5 years ago

when ever someone hiccuped for like 5 years i said 'god hic you' i also said that there should be an aviary with 'samples' of the birds.

1point

Audra Granath 5 years ago

When I worked at a school one of the kids called gravy Liquid Love lol

1point

Ms. G 5 years ago

When I was planning a trip to America, my son requested that I bring back a box of that famous pancake brand Aunt Vagina.

1point

Marina Rios 5 years ago

This one took me a minute 😆

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Morrii 5 years ago

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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

I love this. When I was a toddler (decades ago!) and I was being told off I answered back. My mum told me not to argue and I replied "and don't arg me either!"

1point

LRo 5 years ago

Each of my three boys has called pizza "pudzee" and sandwiches "sammas". I love it. Sometimes hubs and I call them those for ourselves.

1point

Lisa Bo Bisa 5 years ago

My son called Triscuits 'yarn crackers.'

1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

All are cute and funny, a good post !!!

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AuntieCreed 5 years ago

My favorite is my son calling Parmesean Cheese "Spaghetti Sprinkles". He saw it online somewhere in some meme and where we used to call it "shaky cheese", it's now and forever "Spaghetti Sprinkles"

1point

Gro Sellevold 5 years ago (edited)

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Renae Dougherty 5 years ago

When my daughter was a toddler she thought nipples was pronounced nickles.14 years later we still call them nickles.

1point

Angela Adams 5 years ago

1point

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Blueberries and strawberries were boo babies and saw babies.

1point

KimbaG 5 years ago

1point

boredmonkey 5 years ago

I used to diangle instead of diagonal, my mom thought it as fitting so she never corrected me

1point

Maria Campbell 5 years ago

My daughter had a close friend who would call her elbow her Kunkle. Why I have no idea.

1point

Susan L. Miller 5 years ago

I still remember my mom trying to teach me to pronounce the word kerchief. For some reason I always said ker-FITCH! Now I just say "scarf"

1point

Aisling Badsha 5 years ago

My 5 year old calls Jesus cheesers Christ

1point

Feline Dizzy 5 years ago

3yo: Me got a shower in my mouth. me*: ??? 3yo (points to his throat): Shower in my mouth. me: A sore throat? 3yo: Yes, shower. * me = au-pair

1point

Chris Miilu 5 years ago

That reminds me when my now adult daughter tried to tell me she had a headache; she told me that she had a stomach ache in her head. I knew exactly what she meant and gave her a baby aspirin.

1point

Brad Rudy 5 years ago

When she was about 3, our daughter used to call pigeons "peckers".

1point

Janet Shields Willig 5 years ago

My 2 yr old counts his fingers and says: one, tu, tee, bour, HAND!

1point

Jason Harmon 5 years ago

My daughter calls Burger King "Burger King" we love it

1point

Jjhh 5 years ago

Even Burber King, predictive text

1point

therealpixie 5 years ago

I had a little friend who would make up a word for a thing she didn't know. That was like fifty years ago, and I still prefer "rainpas" to "airplane", and "chambelle" to "guitar".

1point

Yukiko Wecker 5 years ago

1point

Pauline McLaggan 5 years ago

When my daughter was about 3 she called my co-proximal painkillers Co-co pops em all! But Kellogg's never made these!

1point

Ивайло Кисимов 5 years ago

My brother used to call the garbage truck, the ones that actually pick up the big trash containers, the "boom-bam" . He's now 37 and we somehow still call it that sometimes.

1point

Elizabeth Hurley 5 years ago

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Jeannine Solomon 5 years ago

My 2 year old revised to pronounce bumblebee correctly, instead we get bugabee.

1point

Leslie Cully 5 years ago

My nephew couldn't form the "sn" sound as a tot. He called snakes "FWANKS." It's not clever, but so cute that I still say fwank 35 years later. lol!

1point

Poppy Wootton 5 years ago

In the bath one night my 2 year old son called toes 'foot babies'

1point

Han 5 years ago

"Pockets are snack holes".

1point

Jenn Rosman 5 years ago

I met a 7 year old who called pizza crust the "pizza bones". It makes so much sense I've never called it anything since

1point

SuNsHiNeSally 5 years ago

My daughter called "tongs" "grabnabbers" when she was little. She's 13 now and we still call them "grabnabbers."

1point

Erin Bland 5 years ago

1point

Lisa 5 years ago

My two-year-old called my bra a "bubba hat". So that's what it's called now.

1point

xiaomiao 5 years ago

my 3 year old once reminded me very loudly in a crowded changing room after swimming that we don't talk about nipples in public

4points