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Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”

However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.

Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!

#1

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

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#2

8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

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#3

My Daughter's Christmas List

My Daughter's Christmas List

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#4

Great Logic

Great Logic

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#5

So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

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#6

Kids These Days

Kids These Days

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#7

My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

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#8

Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

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#9

A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

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#10

I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

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#11

My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'

My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'

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#12

As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9

As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9

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#13

Just Pizza

Just Pizza

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#14

My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List

My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List

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#15

Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card

Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card

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#16

My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9

My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9

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#17

So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real

So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real

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#18

He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil

He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil

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#19

My Niece's Letter To Santa

My Niece's Letter To Santa

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#20

This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor

This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor

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#21

A Letter To Santa

A Letter To Santa

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#22

Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo

Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo

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#23

Creative Wish

Creative Wish

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#24

My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus

My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus

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#25

A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List

A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List

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#26

5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"

5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"

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#27

A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha

A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha

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#28

Nephew's Letter To Santa

Nephew's Letter To Santa

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#29

Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age

Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age

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#30

This Is The Letter My Niece Sent To Santa. She's 7

This Is The Letter My Niece Sent To Santa. She's 7

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#31

Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well

Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well

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#32

My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself

My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself

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#33

Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!

Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!

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#34

What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...

What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...

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#35

How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic

How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic

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#36

Sounds Reasonable

Sounds Reasonable

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#37

1993 Letter To Santa

1993 Letter To Santa

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#38

I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa

I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa

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#39

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

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#40

A Pair Of What?

A Pair Of What?

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#41

Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000

Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000

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#42

I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List

I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List

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#43

He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa

He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa

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#44

If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students

If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students

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#45

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

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#46

Couple Things For Christmas

Couple Things For Christmas

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#47

A Christmas Card From My Little Sister

A Christmas Card From My Little Sister

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#48

My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January

My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January

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#49

Wishlist To Santa

Wishlist To Santa

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#50

Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions

Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions

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#51

My Daughter's Letter To Santa

My Daughter's Letter To Santa

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#52

My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom

My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom

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#53

Santa Letter

Santa Letter

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#54

My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed

My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed

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#55

My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa

My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa

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#56

Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"

Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"

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#57

High Importance Questions From Olivia

High Importance Questions From Olivia

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#58

Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight

Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight

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#59

Cousin's Letter To Santa

Cousin's Letter To Santa

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#60

My Daughters Christmas List To Santa

My Daughters Christmas List To Santa

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#61

My Kid Is Pretty Amazing

My Kid Is Pretty Amazing

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#62

King Of The North?

King Of The North?

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#63

Walmart Gold Digger

Walmart Gold Digger

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#64

French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget

French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget

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#65

Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7

Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7

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#66

Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old

Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old

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#67

Quite Scary

Quite Scary

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#68

And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes

And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes

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#69

My Christmas List When I Was 7

My Christmas List When I Was 7

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#70

Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds

Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds

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#71

My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!

My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!

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#72

If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back

If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back

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#73

Letters To Santa About Krampus

Letters To Santa About Krampus

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#74

Well That About Sums It Up!

Well That About Sums It Up!

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#75

Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa

Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa

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#76

I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet

I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet

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#77

We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me

We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me

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#78

All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World

All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World

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#79

I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies

I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies

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#80

My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These

My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These

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#81

Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy

Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy

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#82

In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List

In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List

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#83

The Jig Is Up "Santa"

The Jig Is Up "Santa"

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#84

My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."

My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."

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#85

My Nephew's Christmas List

My Nephew's Christmas List

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#86

"A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"

"A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"

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#87

My Son Is Amazing

My Son Is Amazing

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#88

Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat

Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat

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#89

Dad, Take This Down

Dad, Take This Down

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#90

This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!

This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!

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#91

This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That

This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That

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#92

Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey

Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey

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#93

Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5

Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5

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#94

At Least The Kid Is Honest

At Least The Kid Is Honest

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#95

And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List

And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List

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#96

"I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"

"I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"

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#97

My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"

My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"

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#98

My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents

My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents

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#99

My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year

My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year

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#100

My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa

My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa

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#101

Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees

Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees

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#102

Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."

Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."

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#103

Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game

Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game

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#104

We Wrote Letters To Santa!!

We Wrote Letters To Santa!!

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#105

She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!

She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!

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#106

This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through

This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through

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#107

This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9

This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9

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#108

Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter

Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter

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#109

I Want To Impress The Boys

I Want To Impress The Boys

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#110

My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)

My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)

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#111

My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..

My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..

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#112

Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?

Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?

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#113

Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)

Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)

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#114

Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This

Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This

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#115

Obsess Much?

Obsess Much?

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#116

The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!

The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!

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#117

The Finished Product

The Finished Product

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#118

The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf

The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf

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#119

I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa

I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa

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#120

Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’

Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’

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#121

Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found

Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found

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#122

My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List

My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List

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#123

"Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year

"Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year

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#124

I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is

I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is

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#125

Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana

Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana

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#126

Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment

Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment

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#127

I Love Presents And I Love Toys

I Love Presents And I Love Toys

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#128

My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa

My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa

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#129

Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores

Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores

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