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Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”

However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.

Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!

#1

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

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    8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

    8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

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    #3

    My Daughter's Christmas List

    My Daughter's Christmas List

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    #4

    Great Logic

    Great Logic

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    #5

    So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

    So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

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    #6

    Kids These Days

    Kids These Days

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    #7

    My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

    My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

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    #8

    Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

    Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

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    #9

    A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

    A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

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    #10

    I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

    I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

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    #11

    My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'

    My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'

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    #12

    As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9

    As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9

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    #13

    Just Pizza

    Just Pizza

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    #14

    My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List

    My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List

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    #15

    Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card

    Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card

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    #16

    My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9

    My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9

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    #17

    So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real

    So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real

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    #18

    He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil

    He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil

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    #19

    My Niece's Letter To Santa

    My Niece's Letter To Santa

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    #20

    This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor

    This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor

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    #21

    A Letter To Santa

    A Letter To Santa

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    #22

    Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo

    Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo

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    #23

    Creative Wish

    Creative Wish

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    #24

    My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus

    My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus

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    #25

    A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List

    A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List

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    #26

    5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"

    5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"

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    #27

    A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha

    A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha

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    #28

    Nephew's Letter To Santa

    Nephew's Letter To Santa

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    #29

    Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age

    Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age

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    #30

    This Is The Letter My Niece Sent To Santa. She's 7

    This Is The Letter My Niece Sent To Santa. She's 7

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    #31

    Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well

    Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well

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    #32

    My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself

    My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself

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    #33

    Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!

    Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!

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    #34

    What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...

    What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...

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    #35

    How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic

    How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic

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    #36

    Sounds Reasonable

    Sounds Reasonable

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    #37

    1993 Letter To Santa

    1993 Letter To Santa

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    #38

    I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa

    I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa

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    #39

    Dear Santa

    Dear Santa

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    #40

    A Pair Of What?

    A Pair Of What?

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    #41

    Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000

    Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000

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    #42

    I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List

    I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List

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    #43

    He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa

    He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa

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    #44

    If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students

    If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students

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    #45

    Dear Santa...

    Dear Santa...

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    #46

    Couple Things For Christmas

    Couple Things For Christmas

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    #47

    A Christmas Card From My Little Sister

    A Christmas Card From My Little Sister

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    #48

    My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January

    My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January

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    #49

    Wishlist To Santa

    Wishlist To Santa

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    #50

    Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions

    Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions

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    #51

    My Daughter's Letter To Santa

    My Daughter's Letter To Santa

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    #52

    My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom

    My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom

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    #53

    Santa Letter

    Santa Letter

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    #54

    My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed

    My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed

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    #55

    My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa

    My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa

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    #56

    Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"

    Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"

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    #57

    High Importance Questions From Olivia

    High Importance Questions From Olivia

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    #58

    Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight

    Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight

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    #59

    Cousin's Letter To Santa

    Cousin's Letter To Santa

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    #60

    My Daughters Christmas List To Santa

    My Daughters Christmas List To Santa

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    #61

    My Kid Is Pretty Amazing

    My Kid Is Pretty Amazing

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    #62

    King Of The North?

    King Of The North?

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    #63

    Walmart Gold Digger

    Walmart Gold Digger

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    #64

    French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget

    French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget

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    #65

    Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7

    Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7

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    #66

    Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old

    Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old

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    #67

    Quite Scary

    Quite Scary

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    #68

    And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes

    And Here Is Some Fruit Salad And Water To Help Your Type 2 Diabetes

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    #69

    My Christmas List When I Was 7

    My Christmas List When I Was 7

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    #70

    Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds

    Something For My Community, Like... McDonalds

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    #71

    My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!

    My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!

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    #72

    If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back

    If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back

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    #73

    Letters To Santa About Krampus

    Letters To Santa About Krampus

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    #74

    Well That About Sums It Up!

    Well That About Sums It Up!

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    #75

    Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa

    Going Through The Letters At Work Before We Send Them Off To Santa

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    #76

    I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet

    I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet

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    #77

    We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me

    We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me

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    #78

    All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World

    All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World

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    #79

    I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies

    I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies

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    #80

    My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These

    My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These

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    #81

    Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy

    Dear Santa, I Flushed My Brothers Head In The Toilet But Can I Have A Puppy

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    #82

    In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List

    In Case You're Having A Bad Day, Here's My 3 Year Old Sister And Her Christmas List

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    #83

    The Jig Is Up "Santa"

    The Jig Is Up "Santa"

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    #84

    My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."

    My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."

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    #85

    My Nephew's Christmas List

    My Nephew's Christmas List

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    #86

    "A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"

    "A Baby Jesus To Sleep With, Not A Real One"

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    #87

    My Son Is Amazing

    My Son Is Amazing

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    #88

    Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat

    Skye's Letter To Santa. I Don't Think You Are Fat

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    #89

    Dad, Take This Down

    Dad, Take This Down

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    #90

    This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!

    This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!

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    #91

    This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That

    This Year Big One Claims He's "Going Simple". Where Did He Get That

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    #92

    Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey

    Hope I Didn't Give You Too Much Whiskey

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    #93

    Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5

    Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5

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    #94

    At Least The Kid Is Honest

    At Least The Kid Is Honest

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    #95

    And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List

    And Please Give Me Some Money This Is My 6-Year-Old Sister's Christmas List

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    #96

    "I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"

    "I Believe In You More Than Hanukkah"

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    #97

    My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"

    My Sons Note To Santa. "All I Want Is My Two Front Teeth"

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    #98

    My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents

    My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents

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    #99

    My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year

    My Sisters Letter To Santa This Year

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    #100

    My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa

    My 6-Year-Old Wrote A Note To Santa

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    #101

    Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees

    Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees

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    #102

    Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."

    Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."

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    #103

    Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game

    Plot Twist, I Think She Knows I'm Really Santa And Is Now Way Ahead Of The Game

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    #104

    We Wrote Letters To Santa!!

    We Wrote Letters To Santa!!

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    #105

    She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!

    She’s Certainly Qualified - A Whole Half Hour!

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    #106

    This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through

    This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through

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    #107

    This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9

    This Is What I Wrote To Santa At Age 9

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    #108

    Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter

    Santa And I Are Going To Have A Serious Talk About My Daughter

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    #109

    I Want To Impress The Boys

    I Want To Impress The Boys

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    #110

    My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)

    My Fiancé's Letter To Santa When She Was 6 (Said She Got It)

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    #111

    My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..

    My Little Sister Left Santa A Note..

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    #112

    Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?

    Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?

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    #113

    Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)

    Carter's List. I Love His Breakdown Of Stocking Vs. Actual (Expensive Year)

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    #114

    Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This

    Hahahahahahhaha Seriously Still Laughing At This

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    #115

    Obsess Much?

    Obsess Much?

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    #116

    The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!

    The Letter Is Off To The Big Man!

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    #117

    The Finished Product

    The Finished Product

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    #118

    The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf

    The Fun Begins... It Must Be An Inside Joke Between Her, Santa, And The Elf

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    #119

    I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa

    I Love That The Teacher Had To Interpret This Little Girl’s List For Santa

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    #120

    Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’

    Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’

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    #121

    Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found

    Old Letter To Santa My Mom Found

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    #122

    My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List

    My Daughter Learned Santa Wasn’t Real This Year. Just Got Her Christmas List

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    #123

    "Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year

    "Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year

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    #124

    I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is

    I Think Sarah Is Feeling Older Than She Is

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    #125

    Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana

    Today We Wrote A Letter To Santa. I Think Someone Is A Bit Obsessed With Moana

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    #126

    Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment

    Santa Has Been Responding To Some Kids That Need An Attitude Adjustment

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    #127

    I Love Presents And I Love Toys

    I Love Presents And I Love Toys

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    #128

    My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa

    My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa

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    #129

    Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores

    Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores

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