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Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
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#1
My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa
EvieNiffler 6 years ago
I don't know why all these comments were downvoted, so I voted them back up. This girl rocks and it's lovely to see people putting religious biases aside to celebrate the true teachings of their religion - happiness and love towards all. If only everyone thought the way this little girl did.
#2
8 Year Old's Letter To Santa
Tamara Laney 6 years ago
Heartbreaking & heartwarming at the same time. What a wonderfully kind brother and human being !
#3
My Daughter's Christmas List
Tamara Laney 6 years ago
Determination, smarts & creativity...this kid's gonna go far. Well done!
#5
So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw
#6
Kids These Days
#7
My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg
TheKnightOwl 6 years ago
It'd be nice if kids didn't have to hear about politics from grown ups. Let kids be kids, and make up their own mind where they stand once they're older.
#8
Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate
#9
A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"
#10
I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific
#11
My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'
Wim Lammens 6 years ago
If that's the case, let's hope Santa remembers to bring 29 dollars PLUS TAX ;-)
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Tiari 6 years ago
I am kind of horrified of the contrast between the 18+ content and the really childish handwriting & innocent wishes...
EvieNiffler 6 years ago
Too many underage kids are given 15/18+ rated games these days :(
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Lulu Machete 6 years ago
Revised list cracks me up. My 9yo had about six revisions. All had puppy tho :)
M O'Connell 6 years ago
I would go with the 3 gold chains. It's a classic look, and if they are good quality, he'll have them forever.
Peggy Ward 6 years ago
This kid won my heart, plus look how cheap the parents are getting off!
#12
As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9
Peggy Ward 6 years ago
Always seemed mean to me for little ones not to celebrate due to parents religion!
#13
Just Pizza
#14
My Sister Is 9 And This Is Her Christmas List
#15
Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card
#16
My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9
#17
So My Cousin Found Out That Santa Isn't Real
#18
He May Look Sweet, But He Is The Devil
#19
My Niece's Letter To Santa
#20
This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor
#21
A Letter To Santa
#22
Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo
Poor unfortunate soul 6 years ago
I never thought about what the elves did as “slave labor” but... I’m rethinking things.
#23
Creative Wish
#24
My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus
Mama Panda 6 years ago
So many wasted childhood years of asking for toys when I could have asked for a clean room! I wonder if Santa would be willing to clean my house now? hahahaha
#25
A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List
Emily Rose 6 years ago
Now I want a shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked!
#26
5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"
#27
A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha
#28
Nephew's Letter To Santa
#29
Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age
#30
This Is The Letter My Niece Sent To Santa. She's 7
#31
Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well
#32
My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself
#33
Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!
Peggy Ward 6 years ago
I think this is a winner, the part about the baby peeing in her mouth is too sweet, plus I love the name Addisyn!
#34
What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...
#35
How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic
#36
Sounds Reasonable
#37
1993 Letter To Santa
#38
I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa
the shapeshifter and the witch (Young Avengers) 6 years ago
Are we not going to talk about the fact he asked for a body pillow?
#40
A Pair Of What?
TheKnightOwl 6 years ago
It took me awhile, but I think it's 'tights'...'ripped tits' took me to a bad place. :-/
#41
Oh, And Just An Easy $25,000
#42
I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List
#43
He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa
#44
If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students
#45
Dear Santa...
#46
Couple Things For Christmas
Sushi Smack 6 years ago
i think this kid wants a pet. i dunno... maybe a cat or dog.. i cant tell >u<
#47
A Christmas Card From My Little Sister
#48
My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January
#50
Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions
#51
My Daughter's Letter To Santa
#52
My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom
#54
My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed
#55
My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa
#56
Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"
#57
High Importance Questions From Olivia
#58
Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight
#59
Cousin's Letter To Santa
#60
My Daughters Christmas List To Santa
#61
My Kid Is Pretty Amazing
#62
King Of The North?
#63
Walmart Gold Digger
#64
French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget
#65
Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7
#66
Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old
#67
Quite Scary
#69
My Christmas List When I Was 7
Danielle Tropea Ibclc Cpst 6 years ago
I like how he throws in the picture of a girl - at the end and in very small letters. Not creepy AT ALL.
#71
My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!
#72
If You Know Where My Black Leggings Are Please Write Back
#73
Letters To Santa About Krampus
#74
Well That About Sums It Up!
#76
I Was Almost 3 Years Old, Had My Grandma Write It, And Didn’t Quite Know My Holidays Yet
#77
We Printed 600 Santa Letters In The Paper This Year, And This Is One Of My Favorites. The Three-Ring Binder Kills Me
#78
All Little Jerry Wants Is A Bulldog, A Science Kit And A 'Porthole' To The Pokemon World
#79
I Wish I Was Eating The Cookies
#80
My 10 Year Old Son's Christmas List. I May Come Up A Little Short On Some Of These
#84
My Sister Is A Children's Librarian. She Sent Me This Picture Of A Letter They Got In "Santa's Mailbox."
#85
My Nephew's Christmas List
#90
This Is A Letter My Little Terror In Class Wrote To Santa While I Was Out On Friday. It Says: I Know That Santa Is A Fraud! Now I Want That Elf Gone!
#93
Life Is Simpler Aged 2,5
#94
At Least The Kid Is Honest
#98
My Mom Found This This Summer From Me To Santa. I Would Have Been 9 Years Old When This Was Written, And I Guess Blackmail And Being “Santa’s #1 Fan” Were Good Ways To Get Major Presents
#101
Finn Asked For Everything And He's Not Kidding. Every Time We Are In A Store He Actually Wants Everything He Sees
#102
Dictated Letter To Santa. "I Want Santa To Eat All Of Our Cookies. Yep. Because That's What I Said! Um, I Want Santa To Eat Something Else When His Cookies Are Gone..."
#106
This Year At Work I Organized Letters To Santa.... This Kid Is Going To Be Pretty Mad When Santa Doesn't Come Through
Danielle Tropea Ibclc Cpst 6 years ago
Has this kid been watching the Squatty Potty commercials?
#112
Maybe I Should Be Concerned...?
#120
Josiah’s Letter To Santa. Translation: ‘Don’t Worry. I Will Make Sure There Are Carrots For Blitzen’
#123
"Dear Santa, I Want 13 Million Dollars" - Well, Christmas Is Going To Be Very Disappointing For Him This Year
#127
I Love Presents And I Love Toys
Wamma Lamma 6 years ago
He drew the Burl Ives version of Santa--how talented-seriously! He must have seen the Rudolph show. Wow!
#128
My 3 Year Old Son’s Letter To Santa
meow point1 5 years ago
"Merry Christmas, please bring me presents. Santa, please bring me toys" sounds like the start of a Christmas poem.
#129
Here's A Batch Of My Favorite Letters In The Paper This Year. I Don't Cry When I Do My Chores
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Brinna Rhys Bell 6 years ago
I'm baffled at all these super expensive wishes. iPad, PS4, Apple watch...Most folks would have to save up for all of this for a whole year where I live. I was a kid in the 80's and I wished for books and lollies... still do actually...
Crochet lady 6 years ago
I have three sons. The oldest son always had a pretty normal list, one of my twin sons asked for the most expensive things he could think of and his list would be so long it was ridculous and the other twin would write such a short list I would have to encourage him to make it a little longer. You would think all three had been raised by different parents!
June Casazza 6 years ago
seems al lot of these are from 2013 - like Ryan asking for Santa to stop his sisters bullying https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrJ7Jpz9kxaH2sAExBXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA21jYWZlZQRncHJpZANma2tmOVdwclQ2eWRrZnp6R1hQeUFBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwMwBG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDMARxc3RybAM4MQRxdWVyeQNsZXR0ZXIlMjB0byUyMHNhbnRhJTIwZnJvbSUyMFJ5YW4lMjBmb3IlMjBraWRzJTIwdG8lMjBzdG9wJTIwcGlja2luZyUyMG9uJTIwQW1iZXIEdF9zdG1wAzE1MTQ5OTMyODg-?p=letter+to+santa+from+Ryan+for+kids+to+stop+picking+on+Amber&fr2=sb-top&fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20160905
Brinna Rhys Bell 6 years ago
I'm baffled at all these super expensive wishes. iPad, PS4, Apple watch...Most folks would have to save up for all of this for a whole year where I live. I was a kid in the 80's and I wished for books and lollies... still do actually...
Crochet lady 6 years ago
I have three sons. The oldest son always had a pretty normal list, one of my twin sons asked for the most expensive things he could think of and his list would be so long it was ridculous and the other twin would write such a short list I would have to encourage him to make it a little longer. You would think all three had been raised by different parents!
June Casazza 6 years ago
seems al lot of these are from 2013 - like Ryan asking for Santa to stop his sisters bullying https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AwrJ7Jpz9kxaH2sAExBXNyoA;_ylc=X1MDMjc2NjY3OQRfcgMyBGZyA21jYWZlZQRncHJpZANma2tmOVdwclQ2eWRrZnp6R1hQeUFBBG5fcnNsdAMwBG5fc3VnZwMwBG9yaWdpbgNzZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMwBHBxc3RyAwRwcXN0cmwDMARxc3RybAM4MQRxdWVyeQNsZXR0ZXIlMjB0byUyMHNhbnRhJTIwZnJvbSUyMFJ5YW4lMjBmb3IlMjBraWRzJTIwdG8lMjBzdG9wJTIwcGlja2luZyUyMG9uJTIwQW1iZXIEdF9zdG1wAzE1MTQ5OTMyODg-?p=letter+to+santa+from+Ryan+for+kids+to+stop+picking+on+Amber&fr2=sb-top&fr=mcafee&type=C211US0D20160905
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