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A home with children is a home with laughter, and I'm not talking only about their infectious giggles. Their pure yet unpredictable sense of humor can turn even the most ordinary moments into precious family lore that will be cherished for years and years to come.

So to show you the power of their jokes, we at Bored Panda put together a collection of the best kids' jokes we could find on the internet. From clever wordplay to impeccable timing, continue scrolling to check out how they do it!

#1

Kids Are Getting Too Smart

Kids Are Getting Too Smart

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I just found "broken screen" and plan to prank my husband this afternoon.

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    According o developmental psychologist Paige Davis, who specializes in socio-cognitive development and imagination, the main element needed for humor to evolve in children is socialisation.

    "Children must understand that they are sharing an experience with another person before they can begin to establish a sense of humor," Davis wrote.

    "We typically do this by laughing and sharing reactions together – a process that effectively starts as soon as a newborn can engage in eye contact and smiling."

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    Couldn’t Figure Out Why I Couldn’t Put My Shoes On. My 6-Year-Old Pulled A Great Prank

    Couldn’t Figure Out Why I Couldn’t Put My Shoes On. My 6-Year-Old Pulled A Great Prank

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    #5

    Passed This Sign And My 10-Year-Old Daughter Said "Looks Like Someone Drove Over The Speed Limit"

    Passed This Sign And My 10-Year-Old Daughter Said "Looks Like Someone Drove Over The Speed Limit"

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    However, a child needs to possess a few basic cognitive skills to communicate the jokes we see in the pictures (beyond just pulling a funny face).

    The most important ones are imagination, the ability to take a different perspective, and language.

    Because these abilities tend to develop at different rates in different kids – and continue to grow and change throughout adolescence and adulthood – there is no firm theory that can pinpoint specific, age-related stages of humor development.

    #6

    I Had Forgotten Netflix Used To Mail DVDs

    I Had Forgotten Netflix Used To Mail DVDs

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    martin734
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when it actually did. Before all operating systems had built-in web browsers you had to actually order an internet setup cd-rom from companies like AOL that came through the post.

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    #7

    I Broke My Arm Playing Hockey Yesterday, And My 6-Year-Old Brother Gave Me This Button. He's Too Funny, I Love Him 

    I Broke My Arm Playing Hockey Yesterday, And My 6-Year-Old Brother Gave Me This Button. He's Too Funny, I Love Him 

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    #9

    Last Year My 3-Year-Old Daughter Convinced Her Camp Counselors That It Was Her Birthday. She Got Cake And They Treated Her Like A Princess All Day. Her Birthday Was 4 Months Away

    Last Year My 3-Year-Old Daughter Convinced Her Camp Counselors That It Was Her Birthday. She Got Cake And They Treated Her Like A Princess All Day. Her Birthday Was 4 Months Away

    We only found out about it when we found this photo in her backpack weeks later.

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    "Infants without language and younger children with limited language typically enjoy physical humor, such as a game of peek-a-boo," Davis explained. "But such simple jokes, involving less cognitive skills than language-based jokes, are also about incongruity realization. Peek-a-boo has an element of surprise – someone suddenly appearing out of nowhere."

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    "Indeed, many researchers argue that it is communication that is key – and that humor actually facilitates the process of learning a language."

    #10

    My Little Sister Knocked On My Door. I Came Out To This

    My Little Sister Knocked On My Door. I Came Out To This

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    #11

    My Brother Cleaned And Organized Our Bathroom While I Was Away Last Week. Last Night I Accidentally Left Some Things Out, So He Set This Little Scene Up With His Legos

    My Brother Cleaned And Organized Our Bathroom While I Was Away Last Week. Last Night I Accidentally Left Some Things Out, So He Set This Little Scene Up With His Legos

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    #13

    My Daughter: "Dad, It Looks Like A Giant Piece Of Pizza. I’ll Be The Round Pepperoni"

    My Daughter: "Dad, It Looks Like A Giant Piece Of Pizza. I’ll Be The Round Pepperoni"

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    #14

    My Wife Let Our 8-Year-Old Choose His Own Shower Curtain Today

    My Wife Let Our 8-Year-Old Choose His Own Shower Curtain Today

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    #15

    This Is How My Kid Asks To Watch Cartoons In The Morning

    This Is How My Kid Asks To Watch Cartoons In The Morning

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    Annabel Wood
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please, O lord, would you let me spectate this colourful box called the television?

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    #17

    My Kids Came In And Told Me There Was Water Coming From The Laundry Room And It Looked Like It Started At The Washer. I Rushed In To Find This. Bunch Of Comedians In My House

    My Kids Came In And Told Me There Was Water Coming From The Laundry Room And It Looked Like It Started At The Washer. I Rushed In To Find This. Bunch Of Comedians In My House

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    #18

    The Joys Of Photocopying

    The Joys Of Photocopying

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    #19

    Dad Showed Me This Card He Got From My Very Modest Little Brother For Father's Day

    Dad Showed Me This Card He Got From My Very Modest Little Brother For Father's Day

    The card says:
    "Daddy
    No matter what life throws at you.
    At least you don't have ugly children"

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    #22

    Nailed It

    Nailed It

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    aricely
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im 15 and my parents still make me do the "12 and under eat free"

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 6 you can't possibly go back to 5...so alternative sounds better..sigh

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    #23

    My Brother Loves To Add Things To My Mom’s Shopping List

    My Brother Loves To Add Things To My Mom’s Shopping List

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    #24

    Completely Unprompted, My Son Cut A Paper Spider Out And Taped It Inside My Wife's Lampshade. I've Never Been More Proud

    Completely Unprompted, My Son Cut A Paper Spider Out And Taped It Inside My Wife's Lampshade. I've Never Been More Proud

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    #25

    Now, That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On, My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House

    Now, That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On, My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House

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    #27

    "Quack Quack" Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter, Who Thought This Was Hilarious

    "Quack Quack" Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter, Who Thought This Was Hilarious

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    #29

    My Daughter Told Me We Only Had A Little Milk Left In The Fridge

    My Daughter Told Me We Only Had A Little Milk Left In The Fridge

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    #30

    Innocent April Fools' Prank

    Innocent April Fools' Prank

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    #31

    My Husband Hates It When There Are Small Quantities Of Leftovers In The Fridge, So My Son Pranked Him For April Fools' Day By Filling 22 Containers With One Strand Of Spaghetti Each

    My Husband Hates It When There Are Small Quantities Of Leftovers In The Fridge, So My Son Pranked Him For April Fools' Day By Filling 22 Containers With One Strand Of Spaghetti Each

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    #32

    I Texted My 8-Year-Old Asking How Homework Was Going, Got This Reply

    I Texted My 8-Year-Old Asking How Homework Was Going, Got This Reply

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    #33

    Local Farm Let The Kids Vote On The Name Of A Goat. 10/10

    Local Farm Let The Kids Vote On The Name Of A Goat. 10/10

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    #34

    My Girlfriend's Nephew Playing Hide And Seek. He’s A Tree

    My Girlfriend's Nephew Playing Hide And Seek. He’s A Tree

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    #37

    My Little Brother (Adopted) And I Thought We'd Prank Our Parents By Wearing Each Other's Clothes So They Would Mix Us Up. We Were Shocked They Could Still Tell Us Apart

    My Little Brother (Adopted) And I Thought We'd Prank Our Parents By Wearing Each Other's Clothes So They Would Mix Us Up. We Were Shocked They Could Still Tell Us Apart

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    #38

    Mr. Fart In The House

    Mr. Fart In The House

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    #39

    My 5-Year-Old Son's Dad Joke: "It's An Earth Worm"

    My 5-Year-Old Son's Dad Joke: "It's An Earth Worm"

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    #40

    My Son Doing What The Sign Says

    My Son Doing What The Sign Says

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    Peppy
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I’m singing in the rain, singing in the rain, just singing and digging in the rain 🎶

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    #42

    My 10-Year-Old Son Likes To Tell Siri To Change My Nickname, This Is His Latest

    My 10-Year-Old Son Likes To Tell Siri To Change My Nickname, This Is His Latest

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    #43

    What Happens When You Leave Your Child Unattended

    What Happens When You Leave Your Child Unattended

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    Tempest
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG how long did you leave him unattended?! He has already gone on to his next life!

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    #44

    We Were Playing Hide And Seek

    We Were Playing Hide And Seek

    Bonus points if you can find her older sister's slightly better hiding spot.

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    #45

    Went To Bed Last Night And Almost Had A Heart Attack. My Daughter Insisted She Had To Print Something For School. Liar

    Went To Bed Last Night And Almost Had A Heart Attack. My Daughter Insisted She Had To Print Something For School. Liar

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    #46

    Playing The Family Version Of Cards Against Humanity When My 11-Year-Old Played This

    Playing The Family Version Of Cards Against Humanity When My 11-Year-Old Played This

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    #47

    My Son Taking His Mouse For A Walk Around The Garden

    My Son Taking His Mouse For A Walk Around The Garden

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    Tempest
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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a well-mannered young boy! Taking good care of the pets in the house!

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    #48

    My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today

    My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today

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    #50

    My 9-Year-Old Daughter Offered To Use Her Newly Acquired Photo Editing Skills, And Smooth Out Her Brother's Acne On The Picture He Was Sending In For His New High School

    My 9-Year-Old Daughter Offered To Use Her Newly Acquired Photo Editing Skills, And Smooth Out Her Brother's Acne On The Picture He Was Sending In For His New High School

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    #51

    My 6-Year-Old Looked At Me All Serious And Said "Mom, Can I Lion King The Baby?" This Is What Ensued

    My 6-Year-Old Looked At Me All Serious And Said "Mom, Can I Lion King The Baby?" This Is What Ensued

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    #52

    I Told My Son To Stack The Dishes In The Sink. He Thinks He Is Hilarious

    I Told My Son To Stack The Dishes In The Sink. He Thinks He Is Hilarious

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    #54

    We Let Our Son Design His Birthday Cake. This Was The Result

    We Let Our Son Design His Birthday Cake. This Was The Result

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    Tempest
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how happy he is! Then there’s the little girl at the back looking at the cake like “the hėll?!?”

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    #55

    My 7-Year-Old Daughter Took This Picture And Sent It To Me

    My 7-Year-Old Daughter Took This Picture And Sent It To Me

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    #56

    My Husband And I Got Pranked By The Kids In The Neighborhood. We Couldn't Get The Car Out Of The Driveway

    My Husband And I Got Pranked By The Kids In The Neighborhood. We Couldn't Get The Car Out Of The Driveway

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    #57

    Apparently, My Kids Got A Hold Of My Label Maker

    Apparently, My Kids Got A Hold Of My Label Maker

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    Jason
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how many "fart"s could be made on a roll of labels but I am sure mine would find out

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    #59

    My 8-Year-Old Is A Jerk And Almost Made Me Burn My House Down

    My 8-Year-Old Is A Jerk And Almost Made Me Burn My House Down

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    #61

    My Daughter Is Selling Chocolate For A Fundraiser. I Told Her To Leave Me A Note To Remind Me To Grab A Box To Sell At Work. This Is What I Woke Up To

    My Daughter Is Selling Chocolate For A Fundraiser. I Told Her To Leave Me A Note To Remind Me To Grab A Box To Sell At Work. This Is What I Woke Up To

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    #62

    Me: "Paul, Are You Ok?", Him: Puts Thumbs Up (Meaning This Prank Was For His Mother)

    Me: "Paul, Are You Ok?", Him: Puts Thumbs Up (Meaning This Prank Was For His Mother)

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    #63

    When Dad Said "I Was Watching That!" But 14-Year-Old Me Could Not Be Fooled

    When Dad Said "I Was Watching That!" But 14-Year-Old Me Could Not Be Fooled

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    #67

    My 6 Ft Tall 13-Year-Old Son Thinks It’s Funny To Put Things Just Out Of My Reach

    My 6 Ft Tall 13-Year-Old Son Thinks It’s Funny To Put Things Just Out Of My Reach

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    #68

    My Daughter Got Me With, "There Is Water Running Down The Stairs!"

    My Daughter Got Me With, "There Is Water Running Down The Stairs!"

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    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband put those same little carpet things on our stairs yesterday. Its to stop me falling down the stairs, which i do a lot, because im trying to learn to walk with canes.

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    #69

    My Kid's Grounded, So She Had To Help Power Wash The Deck. I Came Back To This. Grounding Extended

    My Kid's Grounded, So She Had To Help Power Wash The Deck. I Came Back To This. Grounding Extended

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    #70

    My Son, The Only Boy In The House, Is A Comedian

    My Son, The Only Boy In The House, Is A Comedian

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    BebeR
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute to realise this is a toilet seat.. had me real worried for a sec there

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    #71

    Birthday Present From My 9-Year-Old

    Birthday Present From My 9-Year-Old

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    #72

    The Kids In My Neighborhood Made A Snowbabe

    The Kids In My Neighborhood Made A Snowbabe

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    #73

    Beware When You Sleep

    Beware When You Sleep

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    #74

    My Son Scared Me With A Cockroach Toy While I Was Fixing My Hair. He Is So Proud Of Himself

    My Son Scared Me With A Cockroach Toy While I Was Fixing My Hair. He Is So Proud Of Himself

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    #75

    Daughter Said, "I’m Saving The Rest For Dad"

    Daughter Said, "I’m Saving The Rest For Dad"

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    #76

    My Son Made A Paper Enderman And Hung Him From The Ceiling Outside His Room. I Just Met Him In The Dark

    My Son Made A Paper Enderman And Hung Him From The Ceiling Outside His Room. I Just Met Him In The Dark

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    #77

    My Little Cousin Added Me To A Chat With A Bunch Of 9-Year-Olds. They Asked For A Photo Of Me And Then Proceeded To Tell Me I Look Like This

    My Little Cousin Added Me To A Chat With A Bunch Of 9-Year-Olds. They Asked For A Photo Of Me And Then Proceeded To Tell Me I Look Like This

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    #78

    I Have A Feeling Our 7-Year-Old Is Forging His Teacher's Markups

    I Have A Feeling Our 7-Year-Old Is Forging His Teacher's Markups

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    Karen Krause
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to distract, but the instructions say to use circles to draw Melanie's array of erasers and to draw lines between the rows.

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    #79

    My Child Setting A Trap For The Tooth Fairy

    My Child Setting A Trap For The Tooth Fairy

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    BebeR
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip the box over and put a tiny bit of glitter down (Tooth fairy escaped)

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    #80

    I Cancelled A Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor

    I Cancelled A Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great prank execution but horrible timing. I wonder if the kid got in trouble for causing the parent to end a presentation halfway through?

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    #81

    My Kid Took The Batteries Out Of The Remote, Then Asked Me To Change The Channel

    My Kid Took The Batteries Out Of The Remote, Then Asked Me To Change The Channel

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    #82

    Proud Of My 9-Year-Old For Making This

    Proud Of My 9-Year-Old For Making This

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    #83

    How My Kid Asks For Snacks, From Across The House

    How My Kid Asks For Snacks, From Across The House

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    #84

    Niece's Parents Got Called By Her Teacher Because She Was Too Noisy In Class. Next Week, Niece Brings Home This Letter "From The School"

    Niece's Parents Got Called By Her Teacher Because She Was Too Noisy In Class. Next Week, Niece Brings Home This Letter "From The School"

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    #85

    A Lovely Quote From A 6-Year-Old Kid At An Art Camp I Volunteered At

    A Lovely Quote From A 6-Year-Old Kid At An Art Camp I Volunteered At

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    #86

    She Didn't Lie Though

    She Didn't Lie Though

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    Sandella
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that milk went off April 17th, and the pic was posted July 15th. So..depending on how old that pic was they might not be wrong!

    #87

    Card My 10-Year-Old Daughter Made For My Brother's 35th Birthday

    Card My 10-Year-Old Daughter Made For My Brother's 35th Birthday

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    My 10-Year-Old Pranked Me 

    My 10-Year-Old Pranked Me 

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    #89

    My 5-Year-Old Got A Hold Of A Marker And Disappeared Into The Bathroom. Found This After Investigating

    My 5-Year-Old Got A Hold Of A Marker And Disappeared Into The Bathroom. Found This After Investigating

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