this kid is going places

Sums it up pretty well...

😂

Same little guy, same.

damn

He is not wrong though...

I bet you’ll quit making fat jokes now, though.

Through gritted teeth " Oh well done dear".....you little .....

ha!!! toddlers r the real pros on blackmailing

I'm using this. Thank you

harsh

Oh they will always get the last word! 😅

that kid is SAVAGE 🤣

ruthless....

I may have laughed a little too hard at this one.

Enjoy it before they become teens

"I know" or "Thank you"

Oof

You have an 8 y/o daughter? Change that user name!

Sometimes when my wife says it to me I either just say "oh" or shrug my shoulders. :d

oofffy

Unless Daddy is dating the kid's teacher, Miss Kristin seems like a weird way to address her.

Savage

When I was single, I had two cats, Mary and Ringo. When we started dating, my now husband initially tried to claim he was deadly allergic to cats and couldn’t be around my two little lovebugs. I told him we couldn’t date if he felt that way. Love me, love my cats. Besides, how a person treats animals is one of many indicators of how they treat people. Well, he wanted to be with me bad enough to give it a good try. After only ONE day spent together at my place, Mary and Ringo, who were just the sweetest cats, totally charmed him. In fact, he started spending more time at my place, and would both supervise their meals, and get down on the floor to play with them—-and spend time with me, of course! Our 21st anniversary is this Wednesday, and he’s been a great husband and happy daddy to my original two (who have passed on, obviously), and four more (one of whom passed on recently at almost 20 years old), plus a dog the entire time.

well it is probably true. i know its something like that for me

Omg! I would have snort laughed if I were in the next stall

It was ONE TIME JIM! GET OVER IT!!!

I have seen this in so many forms, that I start to doubt that this was ever written by a kid.

She's a talented artist! [Sniggers]

Priorities...

You should be flattered that she thinks your pretty sometimes

Yep

Oofffff!!! Roasted!

Oh I feel you, mommy! LOL

Teachers, specially of the younger grades, know more about your family thank you think we do.

Absolutely fine

Someone might have a future as a lawyer

I don't think any aloe vera would help with this burn

That is fair. I will accept "in the top 10%" mug happily. Heck, I would take "in the top 50%", after all, there is a lot of competitors.

Might need some ice for that burn!

this is somewhere else... creepy kids I think.

Did he buy it for himself a Spencer’s Gifts? Is James Breakwell actually Michael Scott’s nom de plume?

My kids lol kids are mean but funnny

Not harsh; when a parent has always been there, and they've never known anything else, it's completely normal for a child to take the parent for granted. And it's sort of a compliment too: That parent brought up a very safe child.

I'm gonna do this for my father

Time for the truth.

Of all the dad's it's still pretty high ranking

I have a filter, but stuff just comes out anyway.

Day before my daughters 5th birthday went online and bought tickets for the aquarium for the next day. Didnt even think about it and clicked on 4 and under, when we got there she was wearing a 5th birthday shirt and I felt horrible and asked if I could pay the difference, they told me no because technically she was 4 when I purchased the tickets but did give her a birthday girl fish crown.

Maybe it's the good kind of weird!

Sorry, can we just address the kids' names! Greenlee??? Briggs???

bro he even put an f in chat

🤣 🤣 🤣

and his name is hunter wow! he might be the cause of death

I don't get it.

BURRRRRN