18 Times Kid Drawings Revealed Too Much About Their Parents

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

Definitely not ok. :/

28points

Darja Holm 8 years ago

agreed!

12points

Bunzilla 8 years ago

Kiiiiiiiinda creepy.

9points

TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago

I think the kid might have misinterpreted it. I think maybe it just meant "going out" for groceries or school or something? Oramijustbeingnaive

8points

Diane Diggs 8 years ago

@Char Char, But what question was the child asked that resulted in this picture? Or were they just asked to draw a picture of their parent (s)?

-1point

Joakim Utterhall 8 years ago

F*****g weird s**t to ask kids to draw!

33points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Why would the teacher ask this???

11points

Mary Met 8 years ago

This is what teachers do these days...teach kids to be critical of parents instead of respectful.

2points

varwenea 8 years ago

How the f does a school ask this to be drawn?!? Beyond wrong. So judgmental. Does anyone ask what dad looks like? There needs to be a big f-off reply across the sheet.

8points

EvieNiffler 8 years ago

Yeahhh don't see how this is acceptable at school :/ Kids have no filter, they could draw anything...

8points

eleven's eggos 8 years ago

She's going to the club XD

6points

Celeste Munoz 8 years ago

OMG that's hysterical!!!

3points

Lara B. 8 years ago

I can definitely see myself in the morning drawing there. Difference: I also look like this in the evenings on the couch, with my dog, as i never go out :D

3points

Mary Met 8 years ago

=(

0points

Isabel Tamayo 8 years ago

Omg the make up. xD

2points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

Mom is very scary when she first gets up!!

1point

#2

Dad's Secret Revealed

Final score:

252points

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Jane Rose 8 years ago

sounds like me to be honest

46points

Full Name 8 years ago

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just a thought ! 8 years ago

Savage !

6points

Zori the degu 8 years ago

What about the question on the top of the page? It's obvious that mosquitoes eat more, right? :D

5points

Henry Crank 8 years ago

Ahhh the honesty of a child. I said something similar to my dad when I was young. He didn't appreciate it but his wife laughed and said "He got you."

4points

Echo 8 years ago

He has a problum!

3points

Mark Kelly 8 years ago

I eat like hell but stay lean and toned.

2points

Ntosh 8 years ago

I wish I had that problem.

2points

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

That's cute :)

2points

incognito82 8 years ago

What about the question..is it mosquito or the dog?

1point

Diane Diggs 8 years ago

Apparently, the child thought Dad ate far more than a mosquito or a dog.

1point

Amanda 8 years ago

I relate

1point

Katie Dragneel 8 years ago

My brother has this book

1point

#3

My Friend's Father's Day Card

Final score:

249points

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LunasTeam 8 years ago

this is actually really funny

58points

Henry Crank 8 years ago

And exactly the humor I remember having as a kid...didn't most of us?

9points

Lillian Chesak 8 years ago

This is a big thing online. I got my dad a magnet with this on it for his birthday. Not really original but still pretty funny

6points

Brandon Collinsworth 8 years ago

Can't it be both?

3points

Dani Donovan 8 years ago

The skull and crossbones is a nice touch 😆

2points

Kjorn 8 years ago

every father is a great farter

2points

Luna 8 years ago

best example for typos being hilarious

1point

Oscar 8 years ago

Love this!

1point

DeAnna Anderson 8 years ago

Truth from a child. LOL. I don't understand why, but the first statement is usually true about most men.

1point

Denise Mirto 8 years ago

love the skull & crossbones

1point

Gina Horvat 8 years ago

Show some respect, kiddo!

1point

#4

Friend's 5th Grade Son Made Her This Card On Mother's Day

Final score:

207points

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DancingToMyself 8 years ago

Already knows how to use passive aggressive attitude . :D

49points

Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago

Can't wait for him/her to start writing passive-aggresive post-it notes on the fridge))

-1point

TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago

Is it bad that I noticed the heart first? Idk, but that looks talented for a smol child.

2points

TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago

Only just read the "Fifth Grade" part *facepalm*

2points

Queen Ro$ie 8 years ago

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

2points

David Ross 8 years ago

Could be the basis for a comedy skit scene.

1point

Last2Know 8 years ago

Subtle

1point

Kyilee Meadows 5 years ago

Oml

0points

Roman Sanchez 7 years ago

i never tried meatloaf

0points

Kyilee Meadows 5 years ago

I hate it lol...!!!

0points

Celeste Munoz 8 years ago

well, someone won't be craving their mother's cooking when he gets married...

0points

Emmy Funke 8 years ago

🤣

0points

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-2points

#5

My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To "Write One Sentence About A Family Member And Draw A Picture About It"

Final score:

196points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Nothing wrong with that :D

44points

Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago

There sort of is something wrong with it being the first thing the daughter thinks of with regard to her mother.

13points

Gloria Wesson 8 years ago

Funny that it's always "my friend's kid"... LOL...!! XD

6points

Mhiller17 8 years ago

Haha didn’t notice that..wow 😆

1point

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

Hmm... That's the first thing that pops into the small kid's mind? Somehow strange, I don't know.

4points

Charlotte Phillips 8 years ago

That's what parents do they drink and they know things

1point

TC 8 years ago

And she hoves on chairs...

1point

Allana Rose 8 years ago

Family secret is out!!

1point

Irene McIver 8 years ago

One good thing about glasses of wine is they're easy to draw.

1point

Little Menace 8 years ago

The picture has a haunting loneliness to it...haha well captured.

1point

Last2Know 8 years ago

I love that mom is capitalized but drinking they decided to fix

1point

Irene McIver 8 years ago

The apostrophe meanwhile remains uncorrected, but they'll have plenty of time to learn about those.

0points

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

i first saw this as i like drinking wine but then i saw the title lol

0points

#6

So Glad I Checked My 2nd Grade Daughter's Homework. Not That I Made Her Fix It Or Anything

Final score:

176points

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eleven's eggos 8 years ago

*claps*

70points

d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago

Great comment, A M A Z I N G username... how does someone so perfect exist?

4points

just a thought ! 8 years ago

😂😂😂love this drawing

3points

Last2Know 8 years ago

I like that her kitty is "solid"

2points

Amanda C 8 years ago

Same here :)

0points

Matias Ovando 5 years ago

XD

1point

Quialzler Regenn 2 8 years ago

So true so true

1point

Emma Lovato 4 years ago

smart

0points

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

dad *farts* Daughter "ooh"

0points

Kyilee Meadows 5 years ago

*STANDING OVATION...* 😂 XD:D

0points

Echo 8 years ago

--> Dad. BWHAHAHAHAHA.

0points

David Ross 8 years ago

I laughed so hard, I forgot what I was really going to say.

0points

#7

A Letter From My Daughter

Final score:

159points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Poor kid...

110points

okpkpkp 8 years ago

Certain words should never be spoken in front of your child, especially "I hate mommy/daddy because..."

11points

Donna O 8 years ago

This should be in "How To F*** Up Your Kids 101", it is so damaging to a child to have each parent slagging the other one off to you. Even if one parent thinks the other is the worst person in the world, they shouldn't let on to their child/children that that's how they feel. Knowing that your mum essentially hates you because you are part of, or remind her of, your dad, or vice versa, is a sure fire way to irreparably mess your head up :(

6points

Pearl Sapirstein 8 years ago

Yeah, I had to grow up this way... when my parents got mad at me, they would always say "you're just like your mom/dad". It was horrible...

4points

Queen Ro$ie 8 years ago

bruhhhh

9points

Ella Arnold 8 years ago

That escalated quickly

5points

John Everett 8 years ago

That took a dark turn.

4points

Matias Ovando 5 years ago

: / wat

3points

Jamie Vahos-Floyd 8 years ago

Aww sad :(

3points

SarcasticKitten😻 8 years ago

At least she's honest.

3points

WaLe 8 years ago

Ouch :/

3points

TC 8 years ago

Sad.

2points

Joyce Stewart 8 years ago

Sad

2points

#8

The Boy Was Asked To Describe His Father

Final score:

158points

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eleven's eggos 8 years ago

The common drinking theme amuses me

32points

M. M 8 years ago

kids know more than they let on

10points

Daria B 8 years ago

As I mentioned before, when I was a kid, my and my sister's generation would joke about getting drunk a lot. It doesn't mean we were all raised by or into alcoholics. ♥

4points

Monika Soffronow 8 years ago

"Amusing" would not be the first word coming to mind when thinking about growing up with an alcoholic father.

1point

Also Ansinfer 8 years ago

Yeah, and as the rich get richer and the rest of us struggle more, you'll see a lot more kids drawing this. But don't get me started on politics.....

0points

Jespren Ray 8 years ago

Kids tend to be somewhat obsessed with things their parents or older sibling can do that they aren’t allowed to. The ‘common drinking theme’ is probably nothing more than the little kid getting told ‘sorry Honey , you can’t have any, it’s for adults only’. Telling a 3-8 year old they can’t do something makes it automatically the coolest, most sought after thing ever. Probably alcohol-however rarely or frequently served-is just one of the only ‘off limit items in the house.

0points

Sable miner 8 years ago

I'm impressed the kid could spell employee much less use it in a sentence!

2points

Emma Lovato 4 years ago

why yes we should allow him to stay a grade

1point

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

clothing for a drunk man.. clean up on isle 14 we got a man throwing up and smells like beer!

1point

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

clothing for a drunk man

1point

Mary Met 8 years ago

The truth can be a very painful thing!

0points

Alicja Maciejewska 8 years ago

It is so terrifying, when you realize, that under kids' drawing hides real problems od adulthood =<

0points

Michèle Gyselinck 8 years ago

Uhoh.

0points

Isabel Tamayo 8 years ago

The drawing even look wasted.

0points

David Ross 8 years ago

To our kids sometimes we likely do all seem like lushes.

0points

#9

My Cousins First Drawing Of Her Mum (She's 5)

Final score:

155points

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Misterscooter 8 years ago

I'm guessing those are high heels and not cloven hoofs.

13points

Dani Donovan 8 years ago

😂

1point

Matias Ovando 5 years ago

XD wth

1point

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

She has her pon-pons. :p First picture of mom at the age of 5?! I guess we are all very much different. :)

1point

Kyilee Meadows 5 years ago

She gon be funny thats fax😂😂😂

0points

Roman Sanchez 7 years ago

FIVE STARS

0points

David Ross 8 years ago

Excellent humor always come from our treasured kids.

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

I gather she has a lot of winnnnnnd

0points

Dragomir Boiadzhiev 8 years ago

Just keep smiling, mom :)

0points

Denise Mirto 8 years ago

farts & drinking----hmm

0points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

lol i love how they left a period there. just “fart.”

0points

#10

Mom's Got The Life

Final score:

130points

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Jane Rose 8 years ago

she's livin the good life

10points

Sharon Hahn 8 years ago

Watching Ellen is better than first thinking about drinking.

5points

G. 8 years ago

Ellen has to invite her to her show

2points

David Ross 8 years ago

Sweet life, I guess.

1point

Queen Ro$ie 8 years ago

lol

1point

No Name 2 years ago

😬

0points

Adelaide Casey 6 years ago

There’s nothing wrong with watching ellen

0points

Adelaide Casey 6 years ago

They’re literally nothing wrong with watching Ellen 😆

0points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

bit of a worry I mean who business is it what parents do or whatver

0points

Ntosh 8 years ago

I also don't understand this teaching. Why do they want to know what mommy does during the day? Why don't they ask about the kid's activities instead of the parents?

0points

Kyilee Meadows 5 years ago

She livin life good!

-1point

#11

My Mom Should Do Less

Final score:

93points

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Char Char 8 years ago

Well damnit, these questions are very leading!

67points

Full Name 8 years ago

Are they though? Mom could do less working, yelling, texting, gardening, reading, or any number of things a kid might not be psyched on. For some reason these all seem to lead back to drinking though, haha.

8points

Kjorn 8 years ago

when your kid think you're drinking too much it's really sad

14points

Lara B. 8 years ago

Oh dear...

7points

Maria Tag 8 years ago

Whoa. They should NOT ask this question in school.

3points

Cyndi Moring 8 years ago

I think it's a good thing. How many people ask her to critique her mom? Might help.

1point

Samantha Bing 8 years ago

Am I seeing things or is there a lot of "your MOM..." and not many "your DAD"?

2points

Squiddums 8 years ago

It's quite possible that all these assignments had places for "your dad" stuff as well, but we aren't seeing them.

1point

David Ross 8 years ago

Of course she drinks wine, she has no feet.

1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

oh dear is this the spy squad

1point

Wanda Queen 8 years ago

Dafuq kind of question is that?

1point

Emileigh Hayward 2 years ago

you have a funny kid

0points

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

*Claps*

0points

#12

My Friend's Sister Made This At School For Fathers Day

Final score:

90points

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Jainish Vig 8 years ago

It doesn't looks like EMMAH filled up these blanks! 😰

58points

a l w a y s t i r e d 8 years ago

probably a teacher helped

8points

Miss Mali 2 years ago

Whoever filled it out has awesome penmanship!!!!

0points

Kyilee Meadows 5 years ago

Probaly her teacher...

0points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

My dad likes to grandma duke’s too.

21points

Joyce Berman 8 years ago

Who wrote her answers?

6points

Krista Salerno 8 years ago

Most likely a parent helper in the classroom.

5points

AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago

So, this kid got both the farting and the drinking covered on one paper.

5points

M. M 8 years ago

But why would the teacher (who obviously wrote for her) let her say some of this stuff? I mean, why didn't the teacher ask, "hey, what's 'Grandma Duke's?'"

5points

Jasmina Wetherley 8 years ago

your dad's eight years old?

3points

Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago

Well, he only became a dad when they were born.

1point

Gabi Horvath 8 years ago

According to this thread moms are alcoholics and dads fart all the time.

2points

Megan Romero-Herman 8 years ago

Being a teacher aide I can tell you that we sometimes fill these out for the kids and let them dictate the answers so it's not idd to have it in nice waiting chill the hell out lol

2points

Megan Romero-Herman 8 years ago

odd* writing*

1point

Emma Lovato 4 years ago

I think EMMAH is 8 and not me correct me if I'm wrong

1point

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

ur fathers 8 years old??? AND HE LIKE BEEEEEEER?

1point

#13

To Mommy And Daddy

Final score:

81points

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Jane Rose 8 years ago

gas is all i provide in a relationship

38points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

At least you keep your partner warm, yeah? :D

2points

Capermom 8 years ago

LOL...!! Hilarious comment..!

0points

Lillian Chesak 8 years ago

Is it bad that's it's the same way with me?

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

so... moms drink and dads fart. that's what i saw in all this

12points

Daria B 8 years ago

Free heating system. ♥

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 8 years ago

Does anything get kids' attention besides farting and drinking???

2points

KARISA AURICH 7 years ago

I love how it has a "Wow!" sticker on it, lol

1point

G. 8 years ago

All this drawings are about farts...

1point

Annabelle Villano 6 years ago

i feel the kid on #10s pain

0points

Alicja Maciejewska 8 years ago

What those kids have such problems with their parents' farts? =D

0points

David Ross 8 years ago

Love and gas. That's Evan's folks. Wait, what?

0points

SarcasticKitten😻 8 years ago

Love and gas. What more do you need?

0points

#14

I Know You Love Money, Mom

Final score:

68points

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DancingToMyself 8 years ago

"...but I have none THIS TIME. SORRY." Geez, who was writing that one?!

13points

Echo 8 years ago

I think the kid was trying to make a joking card.

-1point

Charm 8 years ago

" I'm happy your my tita" tita means aunt XD

2points

Renzo Theo Matunog-Newville Heights Academy 3 years ago

THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT WAS A FILIPINO!!!

0points

Renzo Theo Matunog-Newville Heights Academy 3 years ago

and i live what the one lives on

0points

Darry Playz 5 years ago

wait a second thATS MY BFFS PaPer

0points

Ms. Terious 7 years ago

Tita is aunt in filipino

0points

Camille Paula 8 years ago

I think that is for her aunt. "Tita" is aunt in english.

0points

David Ross 8 years ago

Buying mom off?

0points

Long Joan Silver 8 years ago

This one is actually kind of cute

0points

Mary Met 8 years ago

What is a "tita"?...sounds nasty!

-1point

Renzo Theo Matunog-Newville Heights Academy 3 years ago

its filipino word

0points

Mark Kelly 8 years ago

A kid didn't write that.

-2points

#15

Evil Mom

Final score:

60points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Well most of them you can't really take serious, 'cause honestly, these are kids and they see normal things differently. But some of these, also this one, make me kinda sad and let me think about what those poor kids see and hear from their parents..

54points

Some Body 8 years ago

This is the kind of thing I liked drawing despite my mother being totally normal. Usually after her denying me something I wanted (like dessert before dinner) or something like that. Nowadays my younger brother does the same thing. Some kids are just like that (not to say that there aren't horrible parents out there, I'm just saying it might just be the kid being mad for not being able to have/do something trivial).

18points

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

Am I reading this right? The evil mom said "I don't like people", and then came the evil snake and ate mom?! What a great mess. :/

6points

Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago

Yeah, I'm not looking at anymore of these...:(

0points

Kayleigh Boston 4 years ago

ya

-1point

Alysha Jones 8 years ago

Anyone else think the mom looks a little like Rick from Rick and Morty?

4points

Sparkle 2 years ago

Is it bad that I laughed at this one? I have my reasons....

1point

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

that face is very interesting

1point

DeterminationAnimation 8 years ago

Yes, Alysha I thought for a second that it was Rick in the belly of that huge snake. Until it said evil mom. This drawing still confuses me...

1point

David Ross 8 years ago

Just got pretty dark here.

1point

Tatiana Shauro 8 years ago

This is the best!

1point

G. 8 years ago

RICK & MORTY

1point

Joyce Stewart 8 years ago

Hope teacher checks this one out, in the most private way.

0points

Kate Edwards 8 years ago

Ew, this makes me sad.

0points

#16

"My News"

Final score:

58points

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Capermom 8 years ago

Ouch...

15points

Dani Donovan 8 years ago

Did the kid overhear his mom say she got drunk or did he see her drunk? This is sad. Looks like the teacher wrote that note to save the mom from embarrassment

3points

DancingToMyself 8 years ago

Or they were just watching TV, and seen how Fran Dreschlear singing in her show (Happily Divorced): "For the first time in a long time, I'm putting my hair down... " (I know I misspelled her surname, but I forgot it - sorry).

1point

Full Name 8 years ago

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Gillian Black 8 years ago

goodness me oh heck what can one say. next they will ask what colour undies we wear

2points

Squiddums 8 years ago

Goodness me, oh heck, but I didn't see a question here, do you?

3points

Donna O 8 years ago

Does Luca live in a teepee?!

1point

Mhiller17 8 years ago

Oh my goodness me !

1point

Taylor Bentley 4 years ago

how long be this table or a hallucination from alcohol..

0points

Alicja Maciejewska 8 years ago

=(

0points

Echo 8 years ago

What's up with all the assumptions about drunk people. There is no context to form the option that the mom is a drunkard who sits passed out in front of their kids. Not only that, but those in their late 30s use words differently than our parents. So the kids use them to. It also seems pretty normal for people to drink with their kids around. I mean I go hang out with neighbors all the time. The first thing we do while we watch our kids in the front yard ride bikes and play, is crack open some beer and enjoy ourselves. Then again maybe most of the neighborhood is full bad parents. Or society stigmatizes alcohol so much that it seems like an evil thing.

0points

Demetrios Tom Rallis 2 years ago

Society normalizes alcohol, which is just another drug.

0points

Sheila Weila 8 years ago

Check out the perspective in the drawing.

0points

David Ross 8 years ago

Whoa.

0points

#17

Addicted To Facebook

Final score:

53points

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Last2Know 8 years ago

At least she isn't addicted to Facebook and wine. This can lead to some volatile posts...so i have heard

8points

Gillian Black 8 years ago

my granddaughter told her teacher all her mother does is tap, tap ,tap on the computer all day it was a wake up call for her

4points

Yenny Kartika 8 years ago

"Allergic to Facebook". Love that phrase <3

4points

Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago

My wife is constantly on Facebook (I only ever go on as I know this is the only way to contact her during the day) and always getting upset when people in her network don't like her post etc, yet if I ever go to play a game on my iPad ,once the kids are in bed asleep and everything is done for the night, I cop it as I am wasting time and games are addictive. She refuses to admit that Facebook is a game and far more addictive.

4points