The gun comes only into play if they refuse.

🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing way too much

Accurate description.

Who wants to admit that their father is a lawyer?

oh s**t that escalated real quick

Just covering up a comment here!

what assignment?

In fairness, I think a lot of office jobs can be described this way at times. My last office job was 1/2 "sit and do crossword puzzles" and 1/2 "how on earth am I going to finish this insane project on time?!"

Well, would take this rather positive. Yout daughter notices that you do hard work that people who do it as a job are being paid for.

My dad also paints houses for a living, and before he paints he often primes the surface with Kilz (pronounced "kills"). [puts on conspiracy hat] It's all connected, man! ;-)

In between texts, of course

Cute

This is acurate.

Well it is true . . .

Nearly correct. He took it away from people who needed it and from people who didn't want to give it to him. As politicians do....

He's Garfield's main servant. After Lasanga comes Coffee.

Kids use the words they hear, and often in correct context. Their brains are sponges. They can just as easily learn the five syllable words as they can the 'baby' words.

A dirty mind is a joy forever.

Well, yes, but no.

A property manager in a suit & tie? Around here property managers usually drive a truck & wear a tool belt...

I don't get the "really" thing. The girl gave an accurate description.

Nothing wrong with working fast food. And being a manager can be tough!

not a dancer... he IS the dance

Finshing every Tweet with "lol" does not make it funny, alas.

i mean, he kind of is...

Was she destroying personal documents?

But like... What was her job?