So wholesome. I can't tell the two boys apart either.

He's gonna major in the Allodynia of the Auricle.

It’s me. I’m that kid.

I legit respect that kid,

the grass is always greener...

Did you know that you can use a dry erase marker to leave Tooth Fairy messages on the bathroom mirror and get your kids to floss, too?

Satan: "Let me just say, I'm a big fan"

Me a 38 yo *Taking notes*

Poor kid. The look of triumph on his face tho

Title is wrong...it should be 'Snitches end up in ditches'

Sounds like a plot to a kids movie tbh

My kids just take my hiding spot and tell me to go count. They think they are so clever

Cakey will remember your sins

This really sounds like something Calvin would say in a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip

It's not stupid, if it works.

Easy. Show us and them the Cat.

Just a friendly reminder

December 13th- To do list: "Cry about Leg"

If the kid was famous, the value of it would go up

Oh no oh no

Ow

I think I remember this one. His dad is the body builder and he tried to give him a hug but it didn't go so well

LOL

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Yesterday, before I could stop it, I had a 9 year old student ask his friends sitting in his group, “Can I tickle your pickle?” And his one friend, who is a girl, responded with such sass, “I don’t have a pickle. I’m a girl.” And the look of sheer confusion that crossed his face told me that he had no clue what kind of euphemism he was using. Innocent babe. Then the realization hit him… and the look of utter panic set in when he realized just what he had been asking his friends to do… “OMG! No! I take it back! I didn’t meant THAT!” (Side note: I did address his comment later on, privately, so as not to embarrass him. I told him it wasn’t school appropriate. He agreed. 😆)

I once got a foster kid that wouldn’t eat anything I cooked. Pre-packaged cereal and stuff was OK, but not an actual meal. After about a week, I was getting worried. Then one day, we drove past McDonald’s and she was ecstatic. I was tired, so I decided McDonald’s for dinner wasn’t a bad idea. She ate it all. Which gave me an idea. I had some high school students who worked there, so I arranged to buy some of their hamburger boxes. That night we ate spaghetti from McDonald’s… and she ate every bite! The next day, it was roasted chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans from McDonald’s. Again, she ate it all. (Turns out, her bio parents never cooked. McDonald’s was all she knew.)

They were probably so proud of their s**t

There's an Impostor Among Us

I swear the string never stops coming out in those things!

"Pee Milk"

I laughed far too hard at this.

Give him credit, he knew his ABC's perfectly

I can’t yell “Hi” to my brother in the airport (My brother’s name is Jack)

Such a creative way to announce!

When you want to be a seahorse:

I say let ''em keep biting the cat. Learn through experience

Logical conclusion, but based on too few facts.

That is solid kid logic right there.

The feet are so unsettling

Looks like a packaged sausage with the rubber bands in the meat section

Kids just stare at the nearest disabled person in shock when their tablet runs out of battery

If it works it works

Leave it. Too much work

This is actually very wholesome, I could tell they are a good kid if they are a good sport

I’m a girl if that helps! 😂😂😂

I just add a timer. Counting how long, trying to beat a certain time, whatever. Sometimes I just make a tick tick timer noise and he races to beat my “timer”. It’s unbelievably effective.

Can't believe Marvel stole Spider-Man from Fortnite.

Credit card companies almost immediately freeze cards that have $1 charges on them (obviously stolen), but Amazon still can't figure out that no reasonable human being wants over $2,000 in desserts without flagging the purchase or checking with them first?

Except... I dont think thats plastic. Its a rice paper roll.

R.I.P