Not bad for a six-year-old.

Excellent question!

Thats not wierd, thats freaking adorable!!!

Obviously it was written by Lizard, not anonymous.

that's why school is so important!

Wow....I thought I was the only one.

Wow, this kid is wise.

they hug you from the inside.

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

The cake is a lie...

Now that is something I can get behind lol.

Words to live by, people.. words to live by..

how can you eat your pudding when you don't eat your meat

Everyone hail this child please

My motto.. I learned that from my Grandfather... !!

Wise words.

if you eat dessert first you gain less calories (if the main course is healthy) search it up!

Lmao

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Wow. That kid should be famous.

definitely something true!

i'm pretty sure that was me

LITERALLY ALREADY MY PHILOSOPHY.

words to live by! Amen.

This one is a future corporate CEO in the making.

smart kid

yes, I could happen after the main course

My mom always said that, but I think she meant so she would not be too full.. Ellie is a very profound young lady

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She has figured it out at age 6.

Kid has a valid point.

This is from a movie

This little fella is amazing. Great sense of humour ♥️

Hellyes!!!

I always take the dessert first at a buffet. Eat it last, but check it out and take it first.

My great grandmas saying was "Life's short, eat dessert first." Miss you Grandma.

too true, and combine with a lovely drop of wine!

they are all sooo cute

Genius

OMG, my fav colour is ice cream too.

She knows how to get what she wants

Naww that’s just adorable.

Happens to me all the time.

Wine I'm home Bed I'm home Sleep I'm home

Kids are so honest, even if it’s brutal lol.

my feeling every day

this kid won the internet for today

Ooh, good one

Ah, this is pure gold!

I should have this child write my wedding vows

Better pick a good one then because a lot if them just add work.

I need this on a tshirt..

*cries in grown up*

Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.

What a great analogy. These kids are adorably clever.

I need to start saying this now!