Not bad for a six-year-old.

Excellent question!

Thats not wierd, thats freaking adorable!!!

Obviously it was written by Lizard, not anonymous.

that's why school is so important!

Wow....I thought I was the only one.

Wow, this kid is wise.

they hug you from the inside.

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

The cake is a lie...

Now that is something I can get behind lol.

Words to live by, people.. words to live by..

how can you eat your pudding when you don't eat your meat

Everyone hail this child please

My motto.. I learned that from my Grandfather... !!

Wise words.

Frightening but cute

Way too true!

The negative/adorable mini Forrest Gump

smart kid

Ellie, you are a very wise one

HAHA THIS KID IS AWESOME

Lol. Agree. Why eat bad food when u have good food? Think outside the box, parents.

Wow....Ellie you do have a very good point!

this kid is going places

Born philosopher.

Another wise one!

Wise Girl!

My mother came to that conclusion too when she passed 90.

woooh thats deep man!

Was this Ellie from Last of us?

Why are kids so philosophical and hilarious

I love this.

i heard this in a movie too

pure wisdom!

Ellie's dark.

they are all sooo cute

Genius

OMG, my fav colour is ice cream too.

She knows how to get what she wants

Naww that’s just adorable.

Happens to me all the time.

Wine I'm home Bed I'm home Sleep I'm home

Kids are so honest, even if it’s brutal lol.

my feeling every day

this kid won the internet for today

Ooh, good one

Ah, this is pure gold!

I should have this child write my wedding vows

Better pick a good one then because a lot if them just add work.

I need this on a tshirt..

*cries in grown up*

Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.

What a great analogy. These kids are adorably clever.