Not bad for a six-year-old.

Excellent question!

Thats not wierd, thats freaking adorable!!!

Obviously it was written by Lizard, not anonymous.

that's why school is so important!

Wow....I thought I was the only one.

Wow, this kid is wise.

"συν Aθηνά και χείρα κίνει" (syn athiná kai cheíra kínei) is what the ancient Greeks said. This means something like "Besides relying on help from the goddess Athena, you have to do things by your own hands too", or: Heaven helps those who help themselves. Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom and strategy. She is one of the Twelve Olympians. (Now, never ever trust Google translate! It says that this means "plus Athena and hand she does"... So bad it hurts!)

Wise beyond his years! I know a lot of adults who haven't yet figured this out.

I like this one

Lots of people forget that part: you have to do the wish ...

Wow, such insight!

you gotta DO the wish

That's some deep thinking!

This kid's gonna be the next Bill Gates

Hope, as defined by essayist Rebecca Solnit in Hope in the Dark, is not like “a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky” but an “axe you break down doors with in an emergency”.

this kid is smarter than me

Wise beyond their years! Also a realist...

Wow, this one is deep...

Future skeptic

Smart kid!

Smart kid!

they hug you from the inside.

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

The cake is a lie...

Now that is something I can get behind lol.

they are all sooo cute

Genius

OMG, my fav colour is ice cream too.

She knows how to get what she wants

Naww that’s just adorable.

Happens to me all the time.

Wine I'm home Bed I'm home Sleep I'm home

Kids are so honest, even if it’s brutal lol.

my feeling every day

this kid won the internet for today

Ooh, good one

Ah, this is pure gold!

I should have this child write my wedding vows

Better pick a good one then because a lot if them just add work.

I need this on a tshirt..

*cries in grown up*

Karate is the art of folding clothes while people are still in them. Yoga is the art of folding your clothes while you are still in them.

What a great analogy. These kids are adorably clever.

I need to start saying this now!

No pants, no problems. :)

Yeah, me neither...

Actually.. my old microwave did have a password, to child proof it.

Modern problems requires modern solutions

I sort of did. Took the ring, engaged, never married, living together for 30 years, he fixes things, takes me on dates, and buys me presents. The courtship never ended. 👍

me, saying this in november

when there's no reason to be mad, why be mad?

Can I say that too? I’m almost forty though.

If I smoked marinara, I'd be in trouble too.