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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Excellent question!

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SacredPistachio 5 years ago

Thats not wierd, thats freaking adorable!!!

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Dei Midkiff 5 years ago

Obviously it was written by Lizard, not anonymous.

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Francis 5 years ago

that's why school is so important!

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Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

Wow....I thought I was the only one.

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Foxxy’s #1 fan 5 years ago

Wow, this kid is wise.

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Anna Lourie 5 years ago

they hug you from the inside.

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SykesDaMan 5 years ago

It's adorable and the use of proper English makes it even more adorable! :)

118points

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mark rigby 5 years ago

The cake is a lie...

190points

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Foxxy’s #1 fan 5 years ago

Now that is something I can get behind lol.

125points

Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 5 years ago

Solid advice. :)

10points

Vic 5 years ago

Words to live by, people.. words to live by..

5points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

T-shirt material.

0points

kasa alex 5 years ago

I used to think this all the time as a kid!

5points

Theory Buchannon 5 years ago

how can you eat your pudding when you don't eat your meat

3points

Avery Cornelius 5 years ago

I’m taking her advice! Lol

3points

Luxsigan Vamadevan 4 years ago

Everyone hail this child please

2points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I love Ellie!

2points

ShyFox Studios 3 years ago

Why not tell this to my parents? They'll just say you should be found doing the right thing when the world ends, meaning eating the healthier option first.

1point

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA 4 years ago

avengers fans be like: i know when! when Thanos snaps

1point

JustRoz 5 years ago

My motto.. I learned that from my Grandfather... !!

1point

Bumblebee 5 years ago

Same! My grandfather also says this!!

0points

Cats vs zombies 5 years ago

Hey my little sister is Ellie and she says things like that. 🤔

1point

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Wise words.

1point

jo_shortland 5 years ago

Very good advice

1point

I_Am_So_???? 1 week ago

Frightening but cute

0points

Mike_The_Nike 1 year ago

if you eat dessert first you gain less calories (if the main course is healthy) search it up!

0points

CharliAnn Olney 3 years ago

Way too true!

0points

Kathleen Gordon 4 years ago

Lmao

0points

CJ Turner 4 years ago

The negative/adorable mini Forrest Gump

0points

Breeanna Mcguiness 4 years ago

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Shady Ninja-Corn 4 years ago

smart kid

0points

Lotus Queen 4 years ago

Wow. That kid should be famous.

0points

Faith Nicole 4 years ago

Ellie, you are a very wise one

0points

Lola Pagan 4 years ago

definitely something true!

0points

Donovan Strader 4 years ago

HAHA THIS KID IS AWESOME

0points

southpaw 5 years ago

i'm pretty sure that was me

0points

Jack Benjamin Clipman 5 years ago

Lol. Agree. Why eat bad food when u have good food? Think outside the box, parents.

0points

Hannah Dobbins 5 years ago

LITERALLY ALREADY MY PHILOSOPHY.

0points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Wow....Ellie you do have a very good point!

0points

Giette Hulsbosch 5 years ago

words to live by! Amen.

0points

Baton Rouge 5 years ago

this kid is going places

0points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

This one is a future corporate CEO in the making.

0points

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 5 years ago

Born philosopher.

0points

Faizal Jam 5 years ago

smart kid

0points

Jessica Cifelli 5 years ago

Another wise one!

0points

Nuniek Widiayani 5 years ago

yes, I could happen after the main course

0points

Michele Clarke 5 years ago

Wise Girl!

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DT Oltman 5 years ago

My mom always said that, but I think she meant so she would not be too full.. Ellie is a very profound young lady

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Setsuko Ishikawa 5 years ago

My mother came to that conclusion too when she passed 90.

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Batwench Premium 5 years ago

She has figured it out at age 6.

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Ian Carter 5 years ago

woooh thats deep man!

0points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Kid has a valid point.

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Ari Niemelä 5 years ago

Was this Ellie from Last of us?

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Jacob Tschetter 5 years ago

This is from a movie

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Winter Rose 5 years ago

Why are kids so philosophical and hilarious

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Aashay Patil 5 years ago

This little fella is amazing. Great sense of humour ♥️

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Malia Jeffers 5 years ago

I love this.

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KarmaPeace 5 years ago

Hellyes!!!

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Marina 5 years ago

i heard this in a movie too

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Zdyp 5 years ago

I always take the dessert first at a buffet. Eat it last, but check it out and take it first.

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Valentina Lattante 5 years ago

pure wisdom!

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RacconLifeGirlie 5 years ago

My great grandmas saying was "Life's short, eat dessert first." Miss you Grandma.

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Sheanna Caban 5 years ago

Ellie's dark.

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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

too true, and combine with a lovely drop of wine!

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Night Owl 5 years ago

but not as a 6 year old

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Anais Rodin 5 years ago

they are all sooo cute

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Sori 5 years ago

Genius

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Foxxy’s #1 fan 5 years ago

OMG, my fav colour is ice cream too.

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The Dutches 5 years ago

She knows how to get what she wants

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Foxxy’s #1 fan 5 years ago

Naww that’s just adorable.

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A B C 5 years ago

Happens to me all the time.

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BiLal Asif 5 years ago

Wine I'm home Bed I'm home Sleep I'm home

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Foxxy’s #1 fan 5 years ago

Kids are so honest, even if it’s brutal lol.

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SCL 5 years ago

my feeling every day

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Max L. 5 years ago

this kid won the internet for today

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Ooh, good one

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Pillow 5 years ago

Ah, this is pure gold!

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Elizabeth Rolando 5 years ago

I should have this child write my wedding vows

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Sori 5 years ago

These are great

32points

AnalinaBabee18 5 years ago (edited)

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M.J. 5 years ago

I just had to scroll through every single one, I almost never do that. So funny and adorable!

26points

CodingGirl04 5 years ago

These are so sweet, and so funny at points

11points

MN Free Spirit 5 years ago

Literally had one of my students comment the following about 5 minutes ago. I said "What are you doing this weekend?" the reply "I don't know but Im know Im having root beer, my mom got like a gallon of root beer and said its for the weekend" and he promptly walked away

6points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Once when I was at the zoo at the mountain lion exhibit, I overheard a little girl say that she wanted to be a mountain lion because then she could do whatever she wanted--and eat people. 🤣

6points

Carole Reid 5 years ago

Priceless.

4points

Mimi 5 years ago

I could read these over and over again. Kids are great, their perceptive skills still are so free and wide.

3points

Marti Gerhardt 5 years ago

"out of the mouths of babes", nuggets of wisdom. Only a glimpse of thier world and how they see it. We will never be there again.

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

This was amazing. So great and inspiring. Kids are awesome.

3points

Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago

This is my favorite

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Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)

In the case of many of these comments, I thought, "Oh, what a cute and naive point of... wait a minute, they're actually right".

3points

Blank blank 5 years ago

This right here is why we need to think like children

2points

Debbie 5 years ago

most of these shhould be printed on t-shirts or totes

2points

Andy boi 5 years ago

I forgot how amazing kids are

2points

Imitating 5 years ago

I love these

2points

Lauren Baker 5 years ago

These are genius 😂😁♥️

2points

Rebekah 5 years ago

Well, this was just fun. Thanks you.

2points

Avital Pilpel 5 years ago

"I don't know what I want to be as a grown up, but I know what kind of grown up I want to be" is essentially all the wisdom amd guidance of humanity's greatest teachers in one sentence.

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Yes, it sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.

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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I picture a whole line of Hallmark cards.

1point

Rotten Innards 5 years ago

People should just stay this way

1point

that one sushi 4 years ago

i want to squeeze these kids till they pop SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

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Aria 4 years ago

AnalinaBabee18 stfu

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María B. Kaiser 4 years ago

I loved these!! :) :)

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Elliot Goedde 4 years ago

this. is. amazing.

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Sally Appleton 5 years ago

r/wokekids anyone?

0points

Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Some of the comments are quite sad. You wish for the innocence of childhood to last as long as possible.

0points

fainasKeturatis 5 years ago

that's a really weird teacher we got here

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Karen Klinck 5 years ago

Why? Because she listens?

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Loraine D.G. MacGinness 5 years ago

Mmmmmmm !! Really ?

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Jessica Stewart 5 years ago

That was an old Garfield joke.

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Sori 5 years ago

These are great

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AnalinaBabee18 5 years ago (edited)

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M.J. 5 years ago

I just had to scroll through every single one, I almost never do that. So funny and adorable!

26points

CodingGirl04 5 years ago

These are so sweet, and so funny at points

11points

MN Free Spirit 5 years ago

6points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Once when I was at the zoo at the mountain lion exhibit, I overheard a little girl say that she wanted to be a mountain lion because then she could do whatever she wanted--and eat people. 🤣

6points

Carole Reid 5 years ago

Priceless.

4points

Mimi 5 years ago

I could read these over and over again. Kids are great, their perceptive skills still are so free and wide.

3points

Marti Gerhardt 5 years ago

"out of the mouths of babes", nuggets of wisdom. Only a glimpse of thier world and how they see it. We will never be there again.

3points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

This was amazing. So great and inspiring. Kids are awesome.

3points

Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago

This is my favorite

3points

Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)

In the case of many of these comments, I thought, "Oh, what a cute and naive point of... wait a minute, they're actually right".

3points

Blank blank 5 years ago

This right here is why we need to think like children

2points

Debbie 5 years ago

most of these shhould be printed on t-shirts or totes

2points

Andy boi 5 years ago

I forgot how amazing kids are

2points

Imitating 5 years ago

I love these

2points

Lauren Baker 5 years ago

These are genius 😂😁♥️

2points

Rebekah 5 years ago

Well, this was just fun. Thanks you.

2points

Avital Pilpel 5 years ago

"I don't know what I want to be as a grown up, but I know what kind of grown up I want to be" is essentially all the wisdom amd guidance of humanity's greatest teachers in one sentence.

2points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Yes, it sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.

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Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I picture a whole line of Hallmark cards.

1point

Rotten Innards 5 years ago

People should just stay this way

1point

that one sushi 4 years ago

i want to squeeze these kids till they pop SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

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Aria 4 years ago

AnalinaBabee18 stfu

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María B. Kaiser 4 years ago

I loved these!! :) :)

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Elliot Goedde 4 years ago

this. is. amazing.

0points

Sally Appleton 5 years ago

r/wokekids anyone?

0points

Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Some of the comments are quite sad. You wish for the innocence of childhood to last as long as possible.

0points

fainasKeturatis 5 years ago

that's a really weird teacher we got here

-2points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

Why? Because she listens?

1point