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It's well-recorded in history that kids are a source of unpolished gold. From hilarious little sayings, cheeky one-liners, and mischievous observations to anything like unintended puns or solid wisdom nuggets, children are cracking jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

So, when Jimmy Fallon announced his hashtag #KidQuotes challenge on Twitter, there was no question that it would get some darn funny stories. “Parmesan cheese is like glitter for spaghetti” is just one out of many hilarious examples. Sit back and tune in for the most comical tweets below, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!

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Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag challenges for The Tonight Show on NBC are among the most popular sketches on the show. Every Thursday, the Brooklyn-born comedian invites the Twitter community to share stories on one of many requested tags—from #MyDumbInjury to #WorstRoadTripEver. He then reads them out loud on the show, making everyone burst into laughter.

But not everyone is impressed by the trend of spelling hashtags out loud. One particular skit by Fallon seven years ago caught the attention of Chris Messina, the founder of the hashtag. During the sketch, Fallon and Justin Timberlake talked about mundane things, "hashtagging" everything until the discussion made little sense. Messina commented that “what Fallon has depicted is actually how teenagers are talking now… and I’m kind of like, ‘Oh God… what have I done?'” Is it really so wrong to have a tiny bit of fun with these nerdy metadata tags? Pandas, tell us what you think in the comments!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when my daughter was about 6, she had just had a bath and pulled the plug out. I walked away to get something and I could hear her saying “whee, whee, whee”, I went back and she is there sliding backwards and forwards in the slippery bath. I asked her what she was doing and she replied “I’m ice skating.......on my butt”. Omg I cracked up laughing.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one of these tablets but it got stuck in my throat, the next morning I woke up with a stiff neck.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i asked santa in a letter if he can take my older brother on his way back to the northpole. my mum said, that this was not possible. i was confused. there should have been so much room for my brother on the sled... why sould it not be possible??

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody's been around people with hearing aids...maybe Grandparents?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever someone says: I like how you look without glasses, I always say: I like how you look without my glasses too! Lol, sorry, off topic.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are no muscles in the breast they lie under the breast above the ribs. The breast mainly consists of fatty tissues, lobules and ducts.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my son said something similar about my acne when he was about 8... when he was 17 it was my turn to explain the whole, what goes around comes around thing!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love her thinking. Kind of makes the tattoo look even cooler.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kid was taught at some point that people have to wear make up to look pretty. That sucks.

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