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Clavelle 4 years ago

Awesome.

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

That would suck for all the other mothers.

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Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag challenges for The Tonight Show on NBC are among the most popular sketches on the show. Every Thursday, the Brooklyn-born comedian invites the Twitter community to share stories on one of many requested tags—from #MyDumbInjury to #WorstRoadTripEver. He then reads them out loud on the show, making everyone burst into laughter.

But not everyone is impressed by the trend of spelling hashtags out loud. One particular skit by Fallon seven years ago caught the attention of Chris Messina, the founder of the hashtag. During the sketch, Fallon and Justin Timberlake talked about mundane things, "hashtagging" everything until the discussion made little sense. Messina commented that “what Fallon has depicted is actually how teenagers are talking now… and I’m kind of like, ‘Oh God… what have I done?'” Is it really so wrong to have a tiny bit of fun with these nerdy metadata tags? Pandas, tell us what you think in the comments!

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

Savage

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Omg, lol

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ColeOwOBull 4 years ago

George Washington agrees with this kid.

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Haha

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What does a Foxxy say? 4 years ago (edited)

Teaching them all the important things.

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What does a Foxxy say? 4 years ago

Bahahaha, omg 😮

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Matthew White 4 years ago

literally Me

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What does a Foxxy say? 4 years ago

This is how I am feeling about 2020. This year just needs to f**k right off.

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glowworm2 4 years ago

That is adorable!

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

I like this kid.

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What does a Foxxy say? 4 years ago (edited)

I remember when my daughter was about 6, she had just had a bath and pulled the plug out. I walked away to get something and I could hear her saying “whee, whee, whee”, I went back and she is there sliding backwards and forwards in the slippery bath. I asked her what she was doing and she replied “I’m ice skating.......on my butt”. Omg I cracked up laughing.

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N G 4 years ago

I had one of these tablets but it got stuck in my throat, the next morning I woke up with a stiff neck.

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Missy Moo Moo 4 years ago

There is a book called "Pooh gets stuck"... I know, I have it

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FULL_EFFECT 4 years ago

Well yes but actually no...

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What does a Foxxy say? 4 years ago

That’s just adorable.

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Kim Irving 4 years ago

My heart! It hurts! :(

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glowworm2 4 years ago

🤣 That's adorable!

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chi-wei shen 4 years ago

I hope he didn't do it.

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What does a Foxxy say? 4 years ago

That’s actually a good way to describe it, better than pins and needles.

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Francis 4 years ago

i asked santa in a letter if he can take my older brother on his way back to the northpole. my mum said, that this was not possible. i was confused. there should have been so much room for my brother on the sled... why sould it not be possible??

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Kim Irving 4 years ago

He's going places!

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

That's super cute!

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Diana 4 years ago

I'm going to remember this for future purposes

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glowworm2 4 years ago

It does give out money though!

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

That would hurt lol

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

You're not wrong.

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Liam Walsh 4 years ago

Sorry but 'slipped in her plastic' what?

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Bean59 4 years ago

OMG

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Nia Loves Art 4 years ago

My brother’s first sentence was “Mommy no singing.”

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Liam Walsh 4 years ago

We all are.

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Kade MacNeill 4 years ago

My teacher mispronounced this once and it was hilarious!

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Bean59 4 years ago

OMG SAME

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Elina Kuusisto 4 years ago

Sure, "they" did

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Audrey Davis _ Student - BuggES 4 years ago

I LOVE this song!

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Kali Fugatte 4 years ago

Poor kid was taught at some point that people have to wear make up to look pretty. That sucks.

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Hailtobaphomet 4 years ago

Why is this funny?

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Heidi Zimmermann 4 years ago

Our daughter stumbled and hit her foot against the curb last week, her reaction "Ouch! Oh man, that was my favorite foot"

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Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻 4 years ago

Best one yet 🤣🤣👍

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Parmeisan 4 years ago

My all-time favourite was a little kid leaving Science camp. His dad said "How was it?" Kid goes "It was awesome! Except for the explosions. There were no explosions."

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Zach Tan 4 years ago

I mean, they're not wrong...

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TTorrest Author 4 years ago

This happened about 20 years ago and it still makes me laugh: I was in the grocery store when I hear some poor beleaguered mom yell, "ANGELO, PUT THAT EGGPLANT DOWN!" I turned to see a little 3-year-old holding an eggplant over his head, running around the produce section, howling, "WHEEoooohWHEEoooohhhhh!"

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Hailtobaphomet 4 years ago

But why?

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Angela Johnston 4 years ago

4 year old son farted in church and yelled " DAD you did it again!"- lots of laughter. My husband turned bright red.

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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

On of my most favorite conversations with one of my kids (although kinda heartbreaking at the time lol) On my 30th Birthday: My then 5 yo: "Mama.... how old is you?" Me: "I'm 30 today baby!" Her: Eyes go wide, "Whaaaat? You should be dead!" Me: .... Thanks kid.... thanks. She is now 13 and I still tease her.

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Lola 4 years ago

My five year old niece was with her grandfather at the grocery store line. All of a sudden in a very loud voice, my niece tells her grandfather, “papa, that lady has a huge butt!” The grandpa wished to disappear at the moment. So embarrassing.

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Bob Beltcher 4 years ago

My daughter likes to hide around the house and scare me. Just today she hid behind the master bedroom door and when I walked in she smacked a balloon right past my head. She's 7, I'll be lucky if I live till she graduates.

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RitaGG 4 years ago

My neighbor's kid asked me how old I was in dog years.

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John Louis 4 years ago

One time a four-year-old named Joshua saw my rather ample stomach and asked me, "John (I am a male) are you going to have a Baby?"

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Jane Alexander 4 years ago

Someone gave the little boy a poorly made stuffed toy unicorn. Says he; "Daddy, why he got a pee pee on his head?"

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Carolyn Day 4 years ago

This happened about 25years ago , but it still makes me smile... I was heading into Victoria Secrets, my 4year old son looked up at me and said " mom whose Victoria, and what are her secrets ?? " Of course he refused to go inside the store and went to sit by an elderly man who also didn't want to go in... 😂😂

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100yanka 4 years ago

How I needed this today! Thank God for kids lol

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Ralph Spooner 4 years ago

You should see and hear some of the video from the old "Art Linkletter" show when they had the segments called "Kids say the darndest things". He would have a group of kids on the show, interview them and just raise his eyebrows and smile at some of the answers while the audience roared with laughter. YouTube has some of the videos from the show. I am old enough to have watched it live.

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Hanneke Legerstee 4 years ago

My 7yr old daughter: mum, would you do a singing competition like the X Factor? Me: no, I would be too scared to sing in front of all those people Daughter: good, because you can't sing! Me: i was at a party doing karaoke the other week and people said it was very good Daughter: they were lying! Kids, if you want regular boosts of your self esteem ;)

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Anna roberts 4 years ago

My oldest brother, when he was little had a really hard time pronouncing Tr, they came out as Fs. Unfortunately his favorite thing was a truck.....

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CodingGirl04 4 years ago

Kids say the darndest things 😂

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Tracy Condra 3 years ago

My grandkids were on the trampoline. Ronan comes running to tell me that Whitley said a bad word. I asked her what she said. She says, "I just told him that he was going to fall off the hecking trampoline. And Mimi, you can't tell the little bastard nothing!"

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John Louis 4 years ago

This not the time, place, venue, who, what, where, when, why how!

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Heidi Zimmermann 4 years ago

Our daughter stumbled and hit her foot against the curb last week, her reaction "Ouch! Oh man, that was my favorite foot"

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Belinda_Vikingheart_🇧🇻 4 years ago

Best one yet 🤣🤣👍

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Parmeisan 4 years ago

My all-time favourite was a little kid leaving Science camp. His dad said "How was it?" Kid goes "It was awesome! Except for the explosions. There were no explosions."

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Zach Tan 4 years ago

I mean, they're not wrong...

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TTorrest Author 4 years ago

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Hailtobaphomet 4 years ago

But why?

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Angela Johnston 4 years ago

4 year old son farted in church and yelled " DAD you did it again!"- lots of laughter. My husband turned bright red.

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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

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Lola 4 years ago

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Bob Beltcher 4 years ago

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RitaGG 4 years ago

My neighbor's kid asked me how old I was in dog years.

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John Louis 4 years ago

One time a four-year-old named Joshua saw my rather ample stomach and asked me, "John (I am a male) are you going to have a Baby?"

5points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

Someone gave the little boy a poorly made stuffed toy unicorn. Says he; "Daddy, why he got a pee pee on his head?"

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Carolyn Day 4 years ago

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100yanka 4 years ago

How I needed this today! Thank God for kids lol

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Ralph Spooner 4 years ago

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