I'm sorry, but that is hilarious 😂

Perfect

Gorddon Ramsey is my spirit animal

However, if you would like to subscribe to my Onlyfans...

Funny grafitti is the best

I used the stones to destroy the stones

I'm not even rich on Monopoly!

Don’t forget your life for Brenda!

the strongest bond on earth is between a dad who didn't want the pet and said pet :)

Fair enough

Unless you have more, of mostly other peoples', money than sense.

Neat !

If we find all the places this dog isn't allowed, maybe we can find this awesome pooch through process of elimination and be friends with them.

Them!

Hallelujah.

HR in a matchstick box?

If you put it in soil, a present will grow out of it....!

It's expensive and bad for the environment.

Yes Margaret

This reminds me of the helpful hint for cooking kale. "When cooking kale, always put a little oil in the pan. That makes it much easier to scrape it into the garbage."

the teacher is a dog person?

Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show!

Ooh yes...

Turn left

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I've seen this picture in a number of memes, but this is the best one so far.

My mom did it all. Now she sends e-cards with their names on.

Or is it people who twerk at babies?

Is it time to blame Covid for everyone losing their sense of humour?

I can't help thinking of Big Bang Theory every time, now.

and shorter socks.. 🙂🙃

I want this!

To be fair, the sealion is cute.

mmm, a plastic s**t fire..!

I couldn't have fur, so I got muscles instead.

Burn it. It's clearly not producing the goods!

I NEED A SIDE CAT!

Aren't you afraid your main cat will find out and leave you?

Dude looks pissed

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

NO ONE SAYS CAT CATS ARE CARS

An original pocket pet 🩷. I'll take 2, 1 for each pocket ☺️

Take your pet to work day

OMG I WANT ONE IT SO CUTE!!!!😍😍😍

It's Pocket Kitty to You!

Asymmetrical pussy pocket.

Well, I know what happened to one of them. During university, I had a job at the library on campus. That campus had 2 separate library buildings and I took shifts in both. One day I had a morning shift in library A and an afternoon shift in library B. Shortly before noon, a guy entered library A where I was working and asked for directions to another nearby university campus. I gave instructions and he left. Around half an hour later, I had switched to library B for the afternoon shift. The same guy entered. It was very obvious that he couldn't find the other campus based on my directions and apparently wanted to ask someone else. Yep, that was awkward :D

"Dog, Pig, Loaf of bread"

"One sheep, two cheep, three sheep.. ............. ................. ....................... "

If looks could kill, she'd be shredding him a new crouton.

There's no greater desire to do something as when you're told you can't.