It's a cat, not a dog!

You forgot to understand the joke..

No side effects at all. None at all.

'Viking's grew grass on their roofs, without taking into consideration that their electric lawnmowers would just keep falling off.'

Thanks Captain Obvious

Yes. Missiles came before swords, duh.

Or it means: snipers ahead proceed in a serpentine fashion..

What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the White House? Pardon me, please.

How did it all started?

"but that's just their helmet" How can you be sure?

Now I get why Americans make fun of florida, they know they can't actually make fun of other countries, so they have florida as the sacrificial lamb

First, crisis actors, now actor actors!

Dude's genius.

Have you got a graph paper? Cause you must be plotting something!

"Go F**k Yourself".... that's actually a cool graphic

What gave it away?

Bro, she's not the one.

awwww look at that poor guys down votes :(

Collie, bro'!

Submarines flew in the air before Newton invented gravity..

I can't see anything???

It's not f*****g, you moron!

I think that Mr in Mr. Krabs stands for Mother Krabs

It's always nice knowing that there are people more stupid than me out there

Why is the reply older than the comment though...?

Yeah they’ve been standing like that since 1966 🙄

Technically this can work and one wont die... if one has perfect timing and likely has replaced flesh legs with robotic legs with laughably ridiculous horsepower.... now surviving the sudden extreme change in motion and direction is altogether a different matter

This guy is breaking the law of universal gravitation.

America is the continent it is not USA. You get it???

"She" - use the right pronoun!

Don't stay too close to the sofa, it might fart LOL

A lot of people don't see camouflage jokes.

Hahaha... very dark humour right there

oof you ruined the joke man

While browsing the internet, I've come across a few people who seem really stupid enough to seriously ask this first question.

Legend says that his dad was at work and mom was doing groceries on the day he was born.

Elon isn´t older than Ellie and this really happened. There was an article about it on funstoriesfordumbs.com, the most trustful site I know.

Not the place I expected to find PTX but I'll take it.

Haha, as if social distancing was something new. There certainly wasn´t any flu or plague pandemic in the past :-)

Adam, are you ok? Have they kidnapped you and trapped you inside Walmart again?