Join the Fun!

#2

How Could You Forget

Final score:

337points

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Vic 3 years ago

You forgot to understand the joke..

181points

#3

Russian Vaccine Go Blyat

Final score:

337points

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Sargundeep Singh 3 years ago

No side effects at all. None at all.

85points

Not everyone is born with magic powers to make people laugh. Some are better in the comedy department, some are way worse, others are just simply not that lucky with an audience. But it turns out, there are a couple of secrets to telling a good joke and it’s not rocket science.

According to Stephen Rosenfield, the author of “Mastering Stand-Up,” the biggest key to telling a joke is to get your words right and not forget the key info. “There is the setup to a joke, and that’s everything leading up to the punch line that gets the laugh.”

The setup to the joke is where all the crucial information lies and if you leave it out, your audience won’t get the joke. “You can color them a little bit yourself, but you have to make sure that you’re not leaving out something crucial in the setup,” explains Stephen.

#4

Facebook Never Disappoints

Final score:

267points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

'Viking's grew grass on their roofs, without taking into consideration that their electric lawnmowers would just keep falling off.'

177points

#5

You Don’t Say?

Final score:

261points

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Some Cool Guy 3 years ago

Thanks Captain Obvious

94points

#6

How Do You Not See The Sarcasm?!

Final score:

256points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Yes. Missiles came before swords, duh.

82points

Meanwhile, New York stand-up comedian Becky Veduccio suggests bringing a personal feel to your joke. “Talk about what matters to you. Talk about what is true to your life. If you don’t care about what you are talking about, why should the audience?”

Most importantly, stay confident in whatever it is you’re telling. If you don’t believe your joke is good, nobody is going to either. Simultaneously, make sure you have a plan B if the joke is not received, and it does happen more often than we think. After all, it’s all about the storytelling and the presence of the storyteller, and the jokes themselves come in later.

#7

Cars, Laws, Signs

Final score:

255points

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Vic 3 years ago

Or it means: snipers ahead proceed in a serpentine fashion..

155points

#8

I’ll Admit, I Had To Reread The Original Post

Final score:

250points

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David K 3 years ago

What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the White House? Pardon me, please.

122points

#9

An Oldie But A Goldie

Final score:

235points

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Adam C 3 years ago

How did it all started?

56points

#10

Would Of Never Guessed Mate

Final score:

227points

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Paul K. Johnson 3 years ago

"but that's just their helmet" How can you be sure?

97points

#11

9/11 Is A Conspiracy

Final score:

214points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

Now I get why Americans make fun of florida, they know they can't actually make fun of other countries, so they have florida as the sacrificial lamb

185points

#12

We've Been Fooled

Final score:

212points

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Viviane 3 years ago

First, crisis actors, now actor actors!

45points

#13

That Guy Must've Hard Time Getting Laid

Final score:

196points

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Kit Tan 3 years ago

Dude's genius.

72points

#14

She's 0 For 2

Final score:

193points

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S. 3 years ago

Have you got a graph paper? Cause you must be plotting something!

86points

#15

You Dont Say

Final score:

191points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

"Go F**k Yourself".... that's actually a cool graphic

109points

#16

Instagram People

Final score:

190points

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Janine B. 3 years ago

What gave it away?

84points

#17

Went Right Over Her Head

Final score:

189points

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Kit Tan 3 years ago

Bro, she's not the one.

223points

#18

That Meat

Final score:

184points

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Deal _Anneal 3 years ago

awwww look at that poor guys down votes :(

120points

#19

Wow Didn’t Know That’s How It’s Spelled

Final score:

182points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

Collie, bro'!

80points

#20

Same Way All Submarines Do

Final score:

182points

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Vic 3 years ago

Submarines flew in the air before Newton invented gravity..

171points

#21

Maybe It Only Shows On iPhone

Final score:

175points

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

I can't see anything???

106points

#22

You’re Wrong My Friend

Final score:

167points

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Viviane 3 years ago

It's not f*****g, you moron!

99points

#23

Microwave Sounds

Final score:

162points

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Serial pacifist 3 years ago

I think that Mr in Mr. Krabs stands for Mother Krabs

73points

#24

It’s Healthy

Final score:

162points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

It's always nice knowing that there are people more stupid than me out there

143points

#25

Yes, You Were Obviously The Only One That Noticed

Final score:

157points

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The Breadman 3 years ago

Why is the reply older than the comment though...?

87points

#26

Standing Still

Final score:

157points

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IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago

Yeah they’ve been standing like that since 1966 🙄

76points

#27

Wooooshing A Rage Comic In 2020

Final score:

153points

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Russian Otaku 3 years ago

Technically this can work and one wont die... if one has perfect timing and likely has replaced flesh legs with robotic legs with laughably ridiculous horsepower.... now surviving the sudden extreme change in motion and direction is altogether a different matter

70points

#28

In My Friends Discord Server

Final score:

146points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

This guy is breaking the law of universal gravitation.

71points

#29

No They're Definitely Different

Final score:

145points

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CORLEONE 3 years ago

America is the continent it is not USA. You get it???

26points

#30

Was Digging Into Some Of My Old Comments. Very Disappointed

Final score:

137points

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Viviane 3 years ago

"She" - use the right pronoun!

42points

#31

The Rare Double Whammy

Final score:

134points

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CORLEONE 3 years ago

Don't stay too close to the sofa, it might fart LOL

57points

#32

Why? She Can Just Put One On??

Final score:

134points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

A lot of people don't see camouflage jokes.

174points

#33

Yeah This Is Definitely Bunk

Final score:

132points

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wandile dludlu 3 years ago

Hahaha... very dark humour right there

98points

#34

He Didn’t Buy The App

Final score:

132points

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Roxy 3 years ago

oof you ruined the joke man

63points

#35

Damn!! I Could Have Never Figured That One Out!

Final score:

126points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

While browsing the internet, I've come across a few people who seem really stupid enough to seriously ask this first question.

131points

#36

Why Isn't This Children's Cartoon Factually Accurate??

Final score:

118points

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David K 3 years ago

Legend says that his dad was at work and mom was doing groceries on the day he was born.

66points

#37

It’s The Timeline And Probability For Me

Final score:

115points

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David K 3 years ago

Elon isn´t older than Ellie and this really happened. There was an article about it on funstoriesfordumbs.com, the most trustful site I know.

83points

#38

I Thought Social Distancing Started Three Years Ago...

Final score:

115points

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Wendillon 3 years ago

Not the place I expected to find PTX but I'll take it.

46points

#39

Blink If You’re Ok

Final score:

114points

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• Lemønchu • 3 years ago (edited)

Adam, are you ok? Have they kidnapped you and trapped you inside Walmart again?

53points

#40

Question Everything

Final score:

112points

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Dhannie Kristanto 3 years ago

why?

64points

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#41

What About The First 3?

Final score:

33points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

And the pilot is the first to reach the crash site...

12points

#42

But Where Is H Tho?

Final score:

32points

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Vic 3 years ago

Sometimes I relate really strongly with this..

10points

#43

Kinda Suspisius

Final score:

32points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

I see this game everywhere. I feel like maybe I should be playing it. Subliminal messaging works well on me, do the dew badabababa I'm loving it.

13points

the pan with a plan 3 years ago

i have it among us is fun

1point

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Lorelai Purvis 3 years ago (edited)

im blu da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa [EDIT: oh wait das purple}

0points

MeepMorp5XG 3 years ago

Ok so randomness but, could someone take all of the crewmate pictures on the Polus cards and make them pictures? I desperately want to make it my pfp.

0points

S. 3 years ago

https://postimg.cc/gallery/7ZV768B — I've taken a screenshot of all the crewmate colours in the Polus cards, so have your pick and crop the image into your profile picture! Hope this helps :D

1point

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Anne Reid 3 years ago

Suddenly craving a Big Mac. How odd.

0points

Eva Schmutz 3 years ago

me but I don't play it but I am thinking about it my brother loves among us

0points

#44

Wide Putin Song

Final score:

32points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Trump scored tremendously genius on an Alzheimer test. Too bad he can't remember his score...

16points

#45

Even She Couldn’t See The Mask

Final score:

31points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Camouflage jokes are hard too get for some people.

25points

#46

That's How Time Works

Final score:

31points

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Amy Pattie 3 years ago

We the Australians hide everything from you. Sorry about the suspense this year but we didn’t want to ruin the surprise.

13points

#47

Godzilla Isn't About God

Final score:

31points

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David K 3 years ago

I am Athiest and I proudly believe in Gotzilla.

12points

#48

He Done Got Bamboozled

Final score:

30points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

R/woooosh inception! A play within a play ^-^

21points

#49

Hello Darkness One Doesn't Get It

Final score:

29points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

It's Gerperson, you sexist jerk.

7points

#50

Obama's Angry Because Trump Found Out His Last Name

Final score:

28points

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David K 3 years ago

Obama Obama

18points

#51

Bruhh

Final score:

28points

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I'manoob! 3 years ago

You don't say? 41AUw0wNdu...95e96e.jpg

4points

#52

He Doesn't Get It

Final score:

27points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

That's why artificial eyes are made of glass. So you can see through them.

31points

#53

He Didn't Get It...

Final score:

26points

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SeidWolf 3 years ago

actually, the hardest part of taking nudes.. is trying to find a place for them all. I mean, floorboards and sheds only go so far...

8points

#54

Youtube Gets The Best Wooooshes, Change My Mind

Final score:

25points

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David K 3 years ago

Stephanie doesn´t know just how powerful Youtube has become recently...

8points

#55

Saw This On Ig Today (Don’t Let The Stickors Distrackt You )

Final score:

25points

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CORLEONE 3 years ago

Don’t Let The Stickors Distrackt You

11points

#56

Which One, Huh Obama?

Final score:

25points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

And now Obama might have the audacity to say 59...

17points

#57

Instagram Just Never Gets It

Final score:

25points

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Viviane 3 years ago

I was there, what a bunch of stuck-up, constipated a-holes.

14points

#58

Cant Make This Up... On A Callmecarson Post

Final score:

24points

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David K 3 years ago

WOW, that´s the biggest swimming pool I have ever seen, looks totally natural. How expensive is the chlorine sanitizing? I´m thinking of buying something like this, you know.

12points

#59

Playstation 2

Final score:

24points

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Mishka Katira 3 years ago

wth?

4points

#60

Coca Cola Isn't White Silly..

Final score:

24points

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Soap 3 years ago

Naw, it's totally donuts

6points

#61

Bulletproof Comment

Final score:

23points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

And bullets are made out of lead because lead is dangerous for the human body.

13points

#62

This Guy's Arm Must Be Ripped

Final score:

22points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

With 1,234 minutes or more than 20 hours of exercise he should get some blisters ... on his feet, of course.

9points

#63

Seriously Tho, Whats His Name?

Final score:

21points

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KATELYN BERRYMAN 3 years ago

sad...

2points

#64

I Want To Know If This Person Just Got Access To The Internet. I'm Pretty Sure The Only Way You Could Miss This Is If You've Been On The Internet For A Short Amount Of Time

Final score:

21points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Beg to differ. My carmechanic only has 15 seconds in a minute. He charges me 4 hours of labor on a 1 hour job.

17points

#65

These Memes Have Been Around For So Long, How Do People Still Not Get It?

Final score:

20points

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M O'Connell 3 years ago

Interesting fact, the first attempts at continuous linked tracks were actually an attempt to propel ships, not land vehicles.

4points

#66

She Missed It Unlike The Bullet

Final score:

19points

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pansexualandproud 3 years ago

Let's put an "F" in the chat for that poor dumb soul.

9points

#67

[Visible Confusion]

Final score:

19points

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Zinia Sundahl 3 years ago

🤣

5points

#68

I’m In Australia And I’m Falling. Jokes On This Dude Lol

Final score:

19points

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

As an Australian I can confirm that we do not have gravity here.

33points

#69

No Way, I Always Thought That It Was The Otherway Around

Final score:

19points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

After the movie became a hit DreamWorks Animation sued Madagascar for using the name.... Oh,wait. DreamWorks Animation isn't Disney. Never mind....

11points

#70

Something's Wrong I Can Feel It

Final score:

18points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

He became republican because he wanted a gullible audience who would fall for his lies.

9points

#71

What Lovely Art

Final score:

18points

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Ravenwolf 3 years ago

How do you not get that? Like, really?

2points

#72

Yes He Is

Final score:

18points

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Joseph Kuhlman 3 years ago

I think the worst part is that this is in a meme reddit

1point

#73

Some People...

Final score:

17points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Burger king, fantastic.

12points

#74

I Was Told That This Might Apply Here...

Final score:

17points

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Ola Polowczyk 3 years ago

Love the movie reference here

13points

#75

That's So Offensive

Final score:

17points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)

But we can see how stupid you are. ( Was an answer to a comment from some troll called Dumb Rose or something. )

6points

#76

My Friends Are So Dumb

Final score:

17points

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Cat = Dogs 3 years ago

why he not concerend about the 1st one

10points

#77

Dude Accidentally Has Awful Grammar To Call Out A Bot That Intentionally Changes The Spelling Of Tweets...

Final score:

16points

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pansexualandproud 3 years ago

"sometimes cant even know normal words" wut ???

7points

#78

She Is Atleast 1 Universe Old

Final score:

16points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

After god created Adam, he looked around and asked who the woman in the corner was God said ' I dunno man she was already here when I came.' When Adam talked to her, she said ' I'm Queen Elizabeth Nice to meet you.'

23points

#79

Twenty-Hundred Twenty

Final score:

16points

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Sakib sarar Ananda 3 years ago (edited)

oneteen onety one.

20points

#80

James Did It

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Why wait till 21 to do illegal drugs if you can legally have prescription drugs at 15?

3points

#81

Now I Know Not To Send Memes To My Older Cousin

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

I do love it when I leave Mariah in the first shop, just to meet her again in the second, third and fourth shop. /S

6points

#82

If Their The Same Person, How Are They All On The Screen At The Same Time?

Final score:

16points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

If They're The Same Person....

7points

#83

Red Sus Tho!!!!

Final score:

15points

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Jill 3 years ago

I would have been that imposter.../sigh

3points

#84

Of Course It's Fake..

Final score:

15points

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pansexualandproud 3 years ago

welp, i guess im not pan then ;-;

7points

#85

Kieth Urban

Final score:

15points

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#86

Do Those Acktshually-People Think They’re Smart Like This?

Final score:

15points

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.because humor 3 years ago

You spelt acshshshly wrong

10points

#87

Hmmm She’s Got A Point

Final score:

14points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Low phone charge gave my anxiety, then I saw my owns at 21% so ima go to bed now lol

7points

#88

No S*** Sherlock

Final score:

14points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

No, it's Bill Gates! And the "To be or not to be" line is not Bob Marley's, but Bob Dylan's.

8points

#89

Sherlock Holmes And James Watson Solve Another Case Together

Final score:

14points

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lol idk 2 years ago

I'm the guy at home with a TV remote in this picture

1point

#90

Did He Even Read The Meme

Final score:

14points

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Lorelai Purvis 3 years ago

THAS THE POINT IDIOT

2points

#91

Thats Electoral Votes Dumbass

Final score:

14points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

437.

1point

#92

Sorting By Controversial Is Always Fun

Final score:

14points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

-20, that's a tidy whoosh score

10points

#93

Well, He's Not Wrong

Final score:

14points

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Zuko 3 years ago

ooh, a self burn. Those are rare

2points

#94

That’s Sonic Tho...

Final score:

13points

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II️ovecatsandogs 3 years ago

… Or is it?

6points

#95

What Are You Guys Talking About A Real Wall Cost Less

Final score:

13points

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Daniel Wang 3 years ago

Does anyone have a chisel?

4points

#96

I Mean, I Have No Idea Either....

Final score:

13points

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#97

Believe It Or Not, I Do Understand How Iq Works

Final score:

13points

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n i k o 3 years ago

Not possible YET. Just you wait...

2points

#98

I- How Did You Not— Why Do Kids Take Things So Literally?

Final score:

13points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Thousands of cars form lines to collect food in Texas. NYC residents wait in quarter-mile long line for food. Long lines at food banks across U.S.

6points

#99

Jesus Was A Carpenter Hmm...

Final score:

13points

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#100

Who Would Mr Beast Have As A Sponsor?

Final score:

12points

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Mallory m. Brewer 3 years ago

Or is he?!

1point

#101

Does Someone Not Know Sarcasm?

Final score:

12points

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#102

He Is A Hero!

Final score:

12points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Sure he did. Just like Epstein.

3points

#103

What Do You Mean He Doesn't Have Money Look At The Helicopter Bro

Final score:

12points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

But he had to buy that helicopter because he doesn't have a car.

6points

#104

Movie Expert Coming Through

Final score:

11points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

Watched Tenet twice; first time I understood nothing, the second time I understood less. Maybe the third time I'll get it...

6points

#105

Thats The Point

Final score:

11points

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Lumpy Space Princess 3 years ago

Well, this is not that good, but as a fellow 19-year-old I will still upvote!

2points

#106

All I Can See Is Full Of Lies...

Final score:

11points

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#107

She Has It Figured Out

Final score:

11points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Sadly a lot of republicans never got that joke. Voter fraud!!! /S

5points

#108

Ooh Tough Guy

Final score:

10points

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Abigail Nagel 3 years ago

..i dont get it

0points

#109

This Fella

Final score:

10points

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The one and only 3 years ago

b a t tl e

4points

#110

He Was The Guy

Final score:

9points

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#111

Funko Pops! > Nice Undies

Final score:

8points

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J. F. 3 years ago

Never been to Taco Bell, eh? ^^

5points

#112

Joji Could Never!

Final score:

8points

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#113

So Sad Deaf People Never Saw And Will Never See A Rainbow

Final score:

8points

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Mary Peace 3 years ago

He might be following the sheet music with his fingers while he listens.

5points

#114

Wait So Ant-Man Is Not Real?

Final score:

7points

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#115

Georgia Moment

Final score:

7points

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Cip IESAN 3 years ago

And his name wasn't Stalin, but Josef Visarionovich Rhett Butler...

8points