Fake Mourner

Description: A person who cries for you at a funeral.

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This Was actually a thing in Romania , maybe still is in some rural parts of the country. It was called "bocitoare "

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Qualified Unskilled Personnel

Description: A politician.

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Waddling Land Fish

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That hits a little close to home. cough, Trump, cough

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Computer Whisperer

Description: Technical computer cleaning professional.

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Huh! Is because if they spoke loudly, or even normally, the air flow could blow dust and bits further into the computer's nooks and crevices?

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Dittybopper

Description: Someone who communicates by Morse Code.

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Radiotelegraphist

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Oven mechanic

Description: An OB-GYN.

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Bun in the oven

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Dream Alchemist

Description: The head of marketing.

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haha.. ha. ha

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Official Recipient Of Awkward Morning Greetings

Description: Building security.

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And the evening shift security's title is?

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Dinosaur Duster

Description: Getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs at a museum.

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i thought it said "DINO BUSTERS!"

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Space lawyer

Description: A lawyer that drafts international treaties and national laws about engaging in space exploration.

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What about aliens?

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Mail Escort

Description: A mailman.

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Mail Carrier,

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A Firefighter Positioned in the Arctic

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"There's a fire!"
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Fire in the coldest of places can be an absolute disaster though. Especially due to abundance of clean oxygen.

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Golf Ball Diver

Description: Pond diver at the golf course.

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... How deep ARE those ponds?

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Crayon Crusader

Description: a graphic designer.

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LOVE IT I wanna be a Crayon Crusader just for the name!! :)

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Coordinator Of Interpretive Teaching

Description: A museum tour guide.

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Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man

Description: The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.

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This sounds interesting.

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LinkedIn Browser

Description: The recruiter.

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Coffee Shortage Scapegoat

Description: Office manager.

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welp, I guess if you could get payed extra for that, then you might as well just take that last drop of coffee and get payed for it!

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Chief Chatter

Description: Call centre manager.

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also known as the karen!

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Legal Bank Robber

Description: Someone who tests how easy it is to penetrate bank security.

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Sounds oddly fun

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VP of Idea Stalling

Description: A CEO.

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Knowledge Navigator

Description: A teacher.

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Creativity Analyst

Description: An assistant marketing manager.

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Accounting Ninja

Description: A financial manager.

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this makes a boring sounding job sound fun I now want to be an accounting ninja

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Document Imaging Specialist

Description: A photocopier.

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Lifeguard at the Olympics

Description: Do you need help, Mr. Phelps?

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To be fair, the diving can go badly wrong. If someone cracked their head on the board on the way down, they might be in seriois trouble.

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Class Pet

Description: All you have to do is eat, and sleep.

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*Falls asleep during the interview* Teacher: You’re hired!

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Cowpuncher

Description: A hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback.

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description: someone who beats up cows

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Senior Kindle Evangelist

Description: In charge of all things ‘Kindle’ for Amazon.

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Naaaaar they are seniors who collect kindling for fires

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Ice Rink Hand-Holder

Description: Ice Rink Hand-Holder.

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very descriptive

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Problem Wrangler

Description: A counselor.

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A mathematician

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Space consultant

Description: A real estate agent.

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Professional Conference Attender

Description: The Brand ambassador.

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Ventriloquist

Description: A person creates the illusion that their voice is coming from elsewhere into a full-time career.

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I actually do and enjoy ventriloquism

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Foot-Holder

Description: Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet.

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Ew. Nope 🤢

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Flashlight Holder

Description: If your parents are working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind them with the tool of light.

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Or your spouse .

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Retail Jedi

Description: Shop Assistant.

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"These are not the discounted TVs you are looking for, and no, there's no more in the back"

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Chief Ego Operator

Description: Any executive position.

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Animal Colourist

Description: This person dyes animals for movies and marketing campaigns.

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No. Don't dye your animals. It's just not safe, or ethical. Please don't.

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Penetration Tester

Description: One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

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Cutpurses

Description: A pickpocket.

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Hair Boiler

Description: Someone who boils animal hair until it curls.

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Explain please.

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Oyster Floater

Description: Someone who floats oysters in water until they are free of impurities.

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Transparency Enhancement Facilitator

Description: A window cleaner.

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Director of First Impressions

Description: A receptionist.

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Electromagnetic Wrangler Extraordinaire

Description: General IT specialist.

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Underwater Ceramic Technician

Description: A dishwasher.

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Freelance Student

Description: A person who studies on his own after a day job.

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Liquid Fossil Transfer Technician

Description: Gas station attendant.

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Rental Boyfriend

Description: A fake boyfriend who can go out on a date with a woman and pretend to be her boyfriend for the contracted time.

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So an escort.

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Ambassador of Buzz

Description: Corporate communications associate.

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Sanitation Engineer

Description: Garbage man.

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Education Center Nourishment Consultant

Description: The lunch lady.

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Señor System Administrator

Description: System Administrator.

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Groom of the King's Close Stool

Description: A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom.

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Eewww!

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Slubberdoffer

Description: Refers to a person in the textile industry who removes bobbins on a slubbing machine.

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Associate to the Executive Manager of Marketeering and Conservation Efforts

Description: Marketing Assistant

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Conversation Architect

Description: Digital marketing manager.

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Colon Lover

Description: Writer, editor of the written word.

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Lead Facilitator of Alcohol-Related Terminations

Description: Events coordinator.

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Light Bender

Description: Someone who is responsible for the high-tech, precision job of making neon lights.

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Snake Milker

Description: Someone who extracts venom from snakes.

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Phlebotomist

Description: The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires.

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Herpetologist

Description: Someone who studies frogs (and reptiles and other amphibians).

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Haberdasher

Description: A dealer in men's clothing and accessories.

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Coffee Sommelier

Description: A barista.

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Wet Leisure Attendant

Description: A Lifeguard.

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Urban Herbalist

Description: A florist, who only sells one kind of plant.

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Sandwich Artists

Description: A person who works in fast-food restaurants and delis where they prepare sandwiches according to customers' orders.

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Not all of them , some still get my order wrong.

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Media Distribution Officer

Description: Paper boy or girl.

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Pet Food Tester

Description: Evaluates the nutritional value of pet food and, yes, taste-test it.

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Bike Fishermen

Description: A person who fishes bicycles out of canals.

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Passenger Pusher

Description: Japan has employed people to push others onto trains.

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Nightlife Entrepreneur

Descriptions: a club promoter.

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Mobile Sustenance Facilitator

Description: A person who works at a food truck.

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Human Alarm Clock

Description: Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows.

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BUT WHO WOKE THEM?

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Beverage Dissemination Officer

Description: Bartender.

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Twisted Brother

Description: Balloon Artist.

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Bosser Arounder

Description: Someone who tells you what you can and can't do.

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Know too many of these kind of people.

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Carny

Description: A traveling carnival employee.

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Tonsorial Artist

Description: a hair stylist.

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Cheese Sprayer

Description: Someone who sprays cheese or butter by hand on popcorn.

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Grand Master of Underlings

Description: Deputy Manager.

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Master of Disaster

Description: PR crisis manager.

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Champion of Sun

Description: A person who studies the Sun.

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Terrible newspaper, never buy it.

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Full Stack Pancake

Description: A full stack developer.

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Marker of the Swans

Description: Someone who, quite literally, marks all of the swans.

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Chief Inspiration Officer

Description: Encouraging ‘belief in the company’ and ‘internal evangelism of its values.’

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Pneumatic Device and Machine Optimizer

Description: A factory worker.

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Waking Night Support Worker

Description: A support worker who does the night shift.

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Cat Behaviour Consultant

Description: Someone who specializes in preventing, managing, and modifying challenging behaviors in cats.

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My house right now

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Sidekick Clairvoyant

Description: Assistant to the psychic.

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Expert Toilet Attendant

Description: A person who instructs you how to wash your hands in a public toilet.

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Sadly, I think we need these. The amount of people who don't wash properly or at all... 🤢

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Director of Making People Happy and Content

Description: An HR manager.

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Lunch Bill Payer

Description: An account executive.

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Collector of Business Cards

Description: Business Development Rep.

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Professional Lazer Tager

Description: A person whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.

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It's laser, not lazer. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emmission of Radiation.

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Shredded Cheese Authority

Description: Shredded cheese quality assurance.

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