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It's common knowledge that Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling has a magical way with words, but these internet trolls found out the hard way that her comebacks are just as enchanting.

The British novelist is often vocal about her political views, especially her support for the LGBTQ community and her disdain for Donald Trump. This has attracted some negative attention to her Twitter page, but she instantly summons brutal responses every time. After all, she knows a "load of cobblers" when she sees it.

Check out some of her wittiest take-downs below. You may want to use one the next time a mere muggle has something nasty to say.

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Vanessa
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm curious about the article on yahoo :(

Sven
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know who else burned books?

Lorraine
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, that "fan" is definitely not a real fan if he/she can say things like "burn your books." You don't deserve to read.

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Grace Barclay
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best ever come back. Correct JK, you still have the money!

Anak Shaleh
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

s****y fan started the fire and get burn itself

Socially Awkward
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂 See why I love J.K. Rowling???

Jonathan Eatsalot
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The words Brutally & Destroyed have apparently been redefined.

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    Maggie Dougherty
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that JK, is so amazingly accurate, and I'm up there with you, GF!!

    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she should have an aloe vera giveaway with those burns ;D

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    Rajani Sarasan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of God, when will people understand this?

    Jonathan Eatsalot
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When some gay people stop looking so.........FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LizzyM
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me Dumbledore is just a non-sexual person, like headmaster's should be. I don't wanna think aboutthe good man getting laid, no matter what sex(es) his partner(s) is/are!

    Bella
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does him being gay have to be inherently sexual?

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    P.Brux FHell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me the A gays don't have their bodies covered in glitter and sequin????? Wut?!?!

    DancingToMyself
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares is he gay or not?! :/

    Monty Is Fiennes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a" gay?? like it's a profession, or choice or something???

    Olive Wood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I do spend a lot of my time getting dressed wondering how gay I look.

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I actually have used something a lot like this as a comeback

    Spirit Wolf 147
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay used to mean happy XD until people ruined it

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    Vanessa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahaha she made his day :D

    Anak Shaleh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''it wasn't you JK, it's me...."

    Audrey La Jeunesse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha this is great. This would be so cool if it happened to me!

    Teleri Nyfain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's no troll - but this is very cute LOL

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    Nyree Huh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's the only person to lose her "billionaire" status because sh gave so much to charitable causes etc

    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where Harry's sass comes from...

    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone has money, doesn't mean it can help massively right away. Nevertheless, Luke has clearly been asleep: It is known that J.K. Rowling lost her billionaire status, because she spent so much of it on charity. Still makes her a millionaire, of couse, but he's putting it like she hasn't done a thing. Something also gives me the feeling that he miiiight not help out as much with this dangerous boats situation, either. Also, she has sufferered immensely on a mentally base before getting to this point in her life, so she also has a fair share of experience when it comes to the cruelty of the world.

    Ashley Dopp
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She now has money so she can't support a cause? Did this person even read HP? Harry and co. were all about standing up for the oppressed and fighting against evil darkness.

    Lauren Mitchell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's also the first person in history to fall off of the Forbes billionaire list for charitable donations. Yeah, real selfish woman there. At least he said millionaire.

    Barbi Lucas
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! Why don't you use pearl buttons instead? Much less painful!

    Luca Giordano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having a sense for right & wrong is not necessarily related to wealth or poverty. There are good folk and idiots on both sides... in all walks of life for that matter.

    Tiffany Zhu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol great comeback! However, I very much doubt she just sits and pretends to be the richest person in the world. SHE HAS BEEN VERY GENEROUS!!!

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love this! the classiest response she could possibly give. i was never a fan of the harry potter saga but i find myself really liking ms. rowling.

    yuni sihombing
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is awesome .. wwwkkkkwwkkkk... JK is brilliant

    Melody Lanzatella
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    8 years ago

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    That is stupid. She is just attacking him about his body. ie level of a 6 year old.

    Patrizia Franchini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He called her c**t, the matching of c**t is? Penis! said in a less vulgar way.

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    Ricky Couture
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By labeling him a "Lone Wolf", the media's dismissing the crime as something conceived and cultivated in his mind alone, and is not reflective of a broader culture against Muslims, or influenced in any way by violent and/or hateful ideology. By not calling him a terrorist, they're protecting said broader culture from scrutiny and placing it squarely on the individual. If this were done on behalf of other terrorists of other races, Islamophobia wouldn't grow into the monster that it is. So, yes -- it's fair to call him a terrorist, inasmuch as it's fair to call any person who kills innocent people a terrorist, regardless of their motivation for doing so.

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "lone wolf" is also a decidedly not-negative wording. Not even going to call him a "shooter" or "killer" or something like that?

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    Lawrence Cowen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslim, Hindu, Christian, Pagan, ...HE IS A terrorist !!!

    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the kind of kid who calls time out right before he gets tagged

    Maggie Dougherty
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AGREED!!!! Lone wolf, indeed!! Scum garbage!

    Luca Giordano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually he is just a murderer. any cause for murder is misguided. even if it feels like justice.

    Karen Drucks
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gollyyyy....he doesn't come from Iran or any other banned country.........

    Katinka Min
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've not seen that before. F***ssake! The Daily Mail should finally pick a name it deserves. I suggest Völkischer Beobachter.

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    Vanja Sužnik
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hagrid's Bloody Chicken - I'm crying right now :D

    LizzyM
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL now I'm even more interested in reading the Draco Malfoy series!

    Arild Børsheim
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please JK, write these, it's hillarious! 😂😂😂

    Monty Is Fiennes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovin that last one..heheh....douchebag

    Notchimine Mette
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I will not read those books.... Ugh Draco... what a pitiful boy. You can't really blame him, his parents being Deatheaters and all... It's bound to traumatise a child.

    Sylvie P
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, sounds like real character development and evolution !

    Patrizia Franchini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, didn't know (n)either they existed!

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never indulge in a "grammar-off" with a world renowned Brit Novelist, ya big lummox!

    Weronika Zimna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Josephine from the Series of Unfotunate Events? xD tumblr_ojr...5c-png.jpg tumblr_ojrusvBdbY1r2drqlo6_1280-5897a6d4dfb5c-png.jpg

    Tonda Stewart
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am curious do Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy every bury the hatchets someplace besides each others backs?

    Victoria Day
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post made my day, if you're going to be a douche-bag to a grammar Nazi, at least make sure your spelling and grammar is correct xD

    Jessany Trotter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught a quick glimpse of that Trump c**p. It hurt my eyes!

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    Susanna Vesna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may not agree with her political views, but NO ONE will f**k with her or her followers! She gifted me the best teenage years with Harry Potter!!! STFU

    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love your comment. I hate it when political views change the way fans/followers feel about their beloved authors, celebrities, athletes, etc.

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    Anna Brandigi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's called Donald Jr. for a reason...

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! This was brilliant! Better an old whore than a ...er frog virgin ANYDAY!

    Bradley Roon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - too bad we ended up w/Trump - but Hellary would have been exponentially worse. In Brazil she told the rich parasites (Not Rowling - she's helped a lot and gives tons of money to causes she believes in, but the zionist bankers, CEOs etc that kill the world) that the corporations would run the country, and she would get rid of all US borders. In israel she told the govt that "when elected, israel would be her number one concern". Like to think the US would be first for the prez of the US. Grossly inompetent - her illegal server made her a felon, as did her destroying her iphones and laptops, and "intent" doesn't matter. You may not intend to fall down on the ice - but it happened. You may not have intended to get caught embezzling - the crime was committed. Same with that hellwhore. She murdered the ambassador and his detail in Benghazi because he was following the pedophilia link btwn the rich in DC and the muslim countries. She was involved.

    Tonda Stewart
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't we just be nice? I think you are an amazing author/film person I loved what you did with the books to movies the books I thought were slow but what you authorized for the movies were excellent I was sorry they ended, I can't wait to see the new movie!

    Phishcat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hiding behind a picture of a chihuahua too. His face is much cuter than mine.

    Tonda Stewart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW Phishcat trolling people wow you must have no life at all

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    8 years ago

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    Nor does it make her right.

    Melody Lanzatella
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    Um, yeah , she is a WRITER! She does it for a living! In most cases she WILL out-word most people. That is NOT the equivalent of brilliance or a high I.Q.

    Daniëlle Raats
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    8 years ago

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    Such a pity, engaging in a sharp discussion and then stoop yourself to cursing. Can't handle the heat?

    Luc Mailloux
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmm what? Which word is curse word? The quoting of "old whore" or "chihuahua"?

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    Puddin Tane
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that is what we should do then. Insult him and complain about him. Between tweeting and coloring he won't have time to push the button.

    Patricia Ross
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually came up with the same idea a couple of weeks ago. The man is ridiculously easy to distract.

    LauRa Morgan
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    8 years ago

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    Trump isn't going to kill us all, get over it people. How about get on board and be the change instead of just attack and attack and hate and hate?

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    Ashley Dopp
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. A million times this! Anyone who claims to be a HP fan but then thinks this way clearly missed the entire message. It makes me wonder what the hell they liked about the books then. Was it just all the surface stuff like the magic?

    Lilya
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain the book burning? Why??? I love Rowling!?

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    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you do not agree with someone's beliefs and / or political views, does not mean that their works can not be enjoyable.

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I love the book Felidae by Akif Pirincci. Pirincci is a horrible homophobic Nazi prick, but the book is still really good (and gives no indication of such political leanings, might I add. Maybe it came onto him later in life?). So think about how I feel about this, as a bisexual transman, right-wingers who now hate Rowling!

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    Susanna Vesna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People took her political opinion to another personal level! Come on! That's too much! What she thinks of politics is her f*****g business! Doesn't make her any less talented & bloody amazing! Chill out!

    kichigai
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazes me when people think everyone must think the same...

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    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another "fan" that was undeserving of such wonderful books. Good riddance.

    Sitano Moto
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is disappointing to me to see that people who love/loved her books are throwing them away just because of her political views. Keep in mind that her opinions are just opinions, and no matter how left wing or right wing you are you can still enjoy her books.

    Rafael Tiba
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    8 years ago

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    Lol, Tolkien also wrote about the rise and fall of an autocrat, and he was far from being a liberal s**t-head like this woman. And a much better (and original) author btw.

    DancingToMyself
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you even think that your opinion matters to anybody? Lol

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    Apollo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, she is dangerous. I feel so bad for all misogynists, racists, ranting Trump supporters, homophobes... They just can't win. They must be desperate.

    Jenn Carrero
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, she is still linking that burn

    Aish Siva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg JK is KILLING IT. How can you not love her???

    Mack-doodle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a QUEEN Honestly, she's just such a great person!!!

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    Sylvie P
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so sweet with her fans!

    AspieGirl88
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Authors can't be expected to have their novels photographically memorised; not unless they actually HAVE a photographic memory. I'm an author of 1 children's book myself (not very well known, though), but I don't know each & every page, word-for-word & in the correct order. I mean; we're writers, not miracle-workers. LOL. 😅

    Notchimine Mette
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame. That has to be horrible! She should get the audio books to refresh her memory. Stephen Fry does an excellent job of it!! :)

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said... "When I WORKED for Amnesty International", and what did he do? She didn't even go for it in her come-back reply. Seems to me she's done more than just "talking politics".

    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting how someone like "Mr. America" just spouts that out. It's giving me the feeling that HE thinks that he might have the higher ground when it comes to politics... Also, If he's trying to insult someone, he should've done at least some research: Harry Potter doesn't turn people into frogs.

    Cesi Baca
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump supporters here in America are so desperate for those of us against him to just be quite and accept it. They want so badly for people to just stop resisting him. The answer is no. We will not. We're just beginning.

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because once you write a fiction novel, you CAN'T talk about politics! This has never overlapped in history until now!

    Lauren Southwood
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one was ever turned into a frog, there was a pretty scary looking guy who tried to rid his world of people he found less deserving though... People like Hermione whose bloodline wasn't pure, she worked harder than anyone else in her year... Some slytherins probably thought if hard working mud bloods weren't in the school it would make them look better... Probably why they all rallied around the scary man but more than that they rallied for him because they were afraid... And it took the rising up and strength of the people against him, to come together as one and defeat him... No... I'm sure she doesn't know anything about politics... One boy was turned into a ferret... So that debunked the whole premise.... Btw, there have been dictators in the past that don't allow creativity such as Writing and acting... It's a kind of story telling you see.. It inspires people and causes normal people to realize their potential and brings people together to fight... Scares certain a*holes...

    Maggie Dougherty
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr America, you might try the same!! Who taught you how to put sentences together? Oh yes, no one!! In your vernacular..you suck a*s!!

    Aish Siva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a stupid comment to say. "You're an author so don't be in politics", why don't you say the same thing to Trump? This a*****e is a freaking REAL ESTATE agent and wants to run the economy of a COUNTRY like a company. The bottom line isn't all a country can be judged on. Go JK for setting him in his place!

    Shana-Rebecca Velloza
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.. why don't people understand that political matters in one country can actually effect many others.

    AspieGirl88
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I've never seen Harry turn a person into a frog; not in the movies & not in the books, either. Total fail on that post, LOL. 😂

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    Notchimine Mette
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! "No Nothing!" More like "Know Nothing"! hehehehe

    Josta Loos
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't no nothing mean: quite someting?

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    Molly Sackett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well since "No nothing" is a double negative that must mean that there must be something.

    Debra Robinson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't a double negative a positive? No Nothing = Yes Everything

    Madeline Windura
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really need to learn about the effect of double negatives...

    Puddin Tane
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next he'll be saying, "Read my lips".

    D Rolls
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No nothing" implies their was something.

    Andrew Dunne
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that pesky double negative too... eurgh!

    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahaha. I almost empathise with Trump on this one. So many times I was taken for a Russian here in Korea. Even Russians approach me in Russian here. And everyone has some shallow darkened dim knowledge of Yugoslavia and communism, so they take it for granted it had some Soviet relations, while the truth is Tito was no friend of Stalin, so we were NEVER part of the Soviet union and I HAVE NO RELATIONS TO RUSSIA AT ALL! LITERALLY! Sorry, I had to. Don't take it too serious, it wasn't really a moan, it was my own weird sense of humour. Okay. I stop here. Over'n'out.

    Susanna Vesna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were Russian too, just cz you always comment positive things on Russian posts! :P

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    Bacony
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double Negative. Ya know what thaat meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaans? SPECULATION TIIIIME!

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    Agnès Elisabeth Prgt
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool people never claim they are cool. This would be uncool.

    Kaz Baz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! If you think you're cool, you're not!

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    Bobbi Newell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is what makes her so damn cool!

    Kathie Daniel Fertur Lux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool is as cool does, stupid is as.... you know the rest. This woman is a class act.

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    La Aurore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she sounds like professor McGonagall here :D

    Roonil Wazlib
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit Neville put some clothes on

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will always be one of the best twitter conversations.

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's some straight-to-the-point advice. Love it!

    Patrick Farley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what about one-off killing? Asking for a friend.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me think of this Kids in the Hall sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R02XR4EwV0I Apparently being a serial killer isn't all it's cracked up to be anyway!

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Polishing Corgis" :-D Bwaahaha! Oh this made my day!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell does this guy think Britain is? Does he think it's still like, a full-fledged monarchy where the Queen gives charity to the poor?

    Jo-anne Tapfield
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Queen gave us dimes we couldn't spend them. He does know about currency right?

    Marky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might sign up to Twitter just because of her :o))

    Stephen O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's happening to Rowling feels like sweet sweet retribution and vindication. Thank you for posting this and commemorating it!

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Queen's dime". Hah. More like the taxpayer's dime. The British royal family are the world's most expensive welfare recipients.

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    Hanna Rinta-Mänty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is my HERO! I think I need to sign for Twitter just because of her!

    Marea Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s right up there with Captain America and Spider-Man in my books!!! (They’re my favorite superhero’s due to their moral values.)

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that Trump supporters are automatically labeled as bigots.

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    Daniëlle Raats
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is just honest, I love her reactions. Sharp as a knife.

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Trump gets into a battle of wit, and runs out of ammunition!!!!!

    cornholio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calling someone a virgin online is 4chan levels of wit

    CandyCorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but that was kinda harsh

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Not some rando on the internet!

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at this guy's username!

    The FLASH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go "OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL I DO!?"

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    Kim Maltas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of us are pure breeds, we all come from somewhere originally. ...Idiot!

    Thorsten M. Weisner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at some point we even share the same grand grand grand... parents.

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with the world. Looking for 'purity'. Even genetics tell us that incest leads to recessive gene diseases!

    John Schneider
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only pure breeds in America are the Native Americans.. the rest are just foreigns

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even then, the Native Americans crossed the land bridge from Asia.

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    Shana-Rebecca Velloza
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me laugh at Americans who spout this kind of nonsense... they're ignorance or pride makes them forget they come from an entire nation built by immigrants

    Jackie Cronin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure breeds??? We are people, not dogs!!

    Frank Moloch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Americans want a pure breed president that poops on command I have a republican pug for your consideration.

    Notchimine Mette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least we are all human? I think. I hope. Uhm...nevermind...

    Frankie Jacobsen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that the term pure breed is typically used for dogs, not humans. Also, we all come from somewhere not America. Even if it was a super long time ago, everyone's family immigrated from somewhere

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!!! She basically said she was 'cold blooded'..

    Ralph Manalo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poikilo- is a prefix meaning variable. Like snakes, they're poikilothermic. Blood temp changes depending on the environment.

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    Wakana Satou
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to remember that term but good answer. Hahaha!

    LauRa Morgan
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    8 years ago

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    This was a very stupid thing for her to say. Poikilotherms are organisms who temperature differs either seasonally or day to night. It has nothing to do with being an endothermic ("warm blooded") or ectotherm ("cold blooded"). She clearly is not a scientist but believes she's so witty and intelligent and her fans don't seem to care

    Varjosielu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how do you she didn't mean what she wrote? Never did she mention that it meant cold blooded, others did.

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    Diana CrunChewy Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how over half of Americans feel right now. We're like the mom of the guy who committed mass murder on the 11 o'clock news trying to apologize.

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet the other half of Americans are screaming for more guns and bullets in response to the mass murder. (I feel sorry for you)

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never get this whole brexit thing. It makes me feel so...neutral!

    La
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine Trump in place of Brexit, it's pretty close view wise.

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    Jeanne Deaux
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    8 years ago

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    Hey, I'm from EU and I'm not pissed off with the UK. Don't make a generality stupid degenerate, I mean, Aliette. A lot of Britain people didn't want the Brexit, so get your facts right brainless woman.

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You will appreciate DJT soon". Oh thy baseless optimism.

    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how that's stated like it is inevitable.

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    Pennyworth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only a mystery to the sexually incompetent.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the MALE orgasm would be more mysterious from an evolutionary standpoint, since the male portion of child-making so generally painless compared to, as Rowling mentions, childbirth. Regardless, giving orgasms to only half of the population of a species doesn't seem evolutionarily economic, since it would be generally easier for all of a species to have the genetic make-up for it than having to remove it for one sex.

    Day Oliveira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth??? Mystery? I'm speechless!

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    This Derpy Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like something Rita skeeter would write..."JK Radcliffe" LOL

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG WOW. J.K. Radcliffe??!! lol. Daniel Radcliffe and Ms. Rowling

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    Kaz Baz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Ireland, and we wouldn't put up with that bigoted s**t.

    Reut Ginat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read the comment twice to understand they were against it... I mean, that idea seems awesome!

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol... I'm guessing that she just compared that guy one of the mountain trolls... or Hagrid's giant cousins!

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    Jhoa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voldemort as least was intelligent, an had dignity and a chilling kind of style. But I'm not sure if I'd rather have him as a president - probably not; he would do things too systematically. True evil.

    Tiffany Zhu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL agreed!!! Voldemort can actually make good plans to make the world evil - which is truly not something I want

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    Patrick Farley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always offended when people compare trump and voldemore. Umbridge is a much more suitable comparison

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voldemort was at least pretty cool doing it. That's one of my issues with people calling Trump "evil" rather than just "an a*****e who got power", there are some fairly class-act evils. Personally, I'm crushing on one Dio Brando.

    Mala Sharma
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    8 years ago

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    Whoa! What an insult!!!!

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think when it comes to movies, because they try to be more "realistic", they have this sort of "unwritten rule" of staying closer to the character descriptions, where in stage performances, appearance-related differences are generally not important, unless specific to the social situations around the character (i.e. If the play / musical concerns race relations, you don't want, say, the persecuted black American character played by a Chinese guy or something, lest the audience get very confused.)

    Emily Howell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also the fact that Hollywood writes for the majority. Everything is written for white people's approval or entertainment. Think of writing a story where all cultural insider jokes needed to be dumbed down for white people to understand. Kinda like having to explain a really funny joke to someone who just doesn't get it. Most movies are written for white audiences.

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    IdilS
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says hermione went pale or blushed repeatedly in multiple books. Im all for black Hermione but she should reread the books she wrote.

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. Black individuals are absolutely able to have skin color changes. It all depends on the amount of melanin in their skin.

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    Shannon McKee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the art she made of the characters clearly showed Hermione as white.

    Ben Walker
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only issue i ever had with black Hermione is that we already had an actor of Emma Watsons skin colour portray her to great fame. Of course, there is magic in this world, im sure anyone can make them any colour they want to be if they like

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    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. Not only is her sheer bluntness genius, but she's standing up for the perfect things

    Marysia Jawłowska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please explain these people what theatre is...

    Shannon McKee
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    8 years ago

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    Hmm, you came clean about Dumbledore being gay and yet you are being deliberately ambiguous about Herminone's race. Any reason for that?

    Talise Snyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Dumbledore's sexuality have to do with this totally different subject? You could say that it is weird that Hermione is two different races but I think that because The Cursed Child is a play it is pretty different and I think that Noma Dumezweni did a good job playing Hermione! :)

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I love u, JK, but technically... the egg is white... it's the background that's orange. *sheepish grin*

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    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't he/she just type "your" and "you". It's already an introduction to a battle that's impossible for Rowling to lose.

    Raspberry37
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he might not be able to write the correct version (your/you're)

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    Patrick Farley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm, she's such a welfare queen that she happily pays her taxes AND knocked HERSELF off the list of billionaires by making so many donations to charities she supports. Christ people, if you're going to insult her, know SOMETHING about her

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    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the faces of the people that send those dumb a*s remarks in,as they read her comeback!!! Priceless!!

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    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with problems know how is feels, and if they've overcome them, they know how to get rid of them.

    Sitano Moto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so proud of her right now, seriously.

    Valentino (they/it/he/xe)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be, please, she's ignored porn tweeted at children and is a terf.

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of those "you smell" insults.

    Kim Maltas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another moron with the "tremendous very very" disease!

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who spells Slytherin with an 'i'.

    Arnlaug Bøe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ross Noble is dyslexic. It's not really fair to nitpick.

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    Kath O'Brien
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a comedien, well some say.........

    Slytherin_blood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh mg I am very irritated with people who can't spell

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So JK Rowling is prejudiced against Hufflepuffs?

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that Rob guy has a nice a*s and tits.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wider in the shoulders and hips than the usual model does not equal "built like a man".

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    Diana CrunChewy Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. For years I kept quiet because I didn't want to involve myself in a ridiculous political argument. I think a good portion of my countrymen felt that way. Now look where we are. It's going to be a long 4 years, and we're going to have to fight every second of it.

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This time she wasn't dissing anyone, and the other person was trying to do the right thing, they just didn't know what that was.

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    Bobbi Newell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I played Pokemon with my kids. Good for her!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never played games with the imp, but I WAS the go-to on which gun to pick while playing!

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    Mifter Zercluff
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny that she told us to judge america

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing maxi pads and tampons... like us normal girls...

    Rylee Wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but what if they start their first period at hog warts? Who do they go to? The head of their house? Pomfrey? Their teacher? Think snape

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    Luann See
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A spell to make it end in an hour will be really nice.

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sit on the can for an hour at a time if it would be DONE.

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    I love Hermione
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slytherin girls: Snape has Always pads if ya need them! After all this time? Always

    Michelle Tolliver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always imagined there was a spell that Mothers, or Aunts, or really any family member could help their daughter with. Something that completely negated all period issues - something like an IUD (no blood, no PMS, no cramps) that had no side effects, and could be magically lifted when the girl wanted to start trying for a child -- preferably after school and with a longterm partner

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if the person is FOR or AGAINST abortion, but I can tell that they didn't quite understand the point of the film Vera Drake.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just agree that he's creepy...

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of confused by the relevance of this quote. I would've quoted the U.S. Constitution, since it was rather explicitly written by guys who mostly didn't care much for the Bible. Amendment 1 of the Constitution says this: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" which seems decidedly more on-point.

    Tamra Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the point is that Pence sold his soul to be Trump's VP. As much as I dislike Pence, at least, according to this quote, he realized a Muslim ban was immoral.

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    Reka Szocs
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be:it's the Bible and Jesus said it 😅 you should get out more often.

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    Ann-Donné Strydom
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    8 years ago

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    Morality of the initial issue aside... So much of wrong interpretation. From both JKR & the comments. Everybody please just stop, goodness.

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    Beannguaq Øksnebjerg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept thinking "Nerd" was the username of someone who linked to J.K. Rowlings post. Imagine my confusion untill I realized someone had called her a nerd, as if it's a bad thing o.O

    Wulfur
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!!!!!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS ISN'T A COMPLIMENT! I'M A NERD AND PROUD OF IT

    Sitano Moto
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I happen to be in the "Nerd" category and I feel very flattered that JKR would call herself one of us XD Thank GOD for her twitter account.

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God damn, will these people stop with this dichotomous view of Liberals vs. Conservatives?

    Patricia Ross
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, no. Some people thrive on hate and dissension.

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    Nick Gisburne
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By Murdoch's loony thinking, all men must therefore be responsible for every rape

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's 'just words', let's see Trump's reaction if someone came up to his wife and said (using just words) "Melania, I would love to grab your p...y". No, it's not 'just' words.

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words are powerful. Whoever said "sticks and stones blah blah blah" can go screw themself.

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in third grade when I told my dad about how I am getting bullied everyday and it makes me cry every night he kept saying that and honestly ever since then I've never really liked my dad.

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    Patrick Farley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he believed things were just words, he'd spend a LOT fewer hours on twitter making butthurt tweets

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    Kim Maltas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord (thats all i could come up with.) Seriously stop JRC its not real! Man people have too much time on their hands.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is operating on three false premises: 1. Witches are real. 2. The Bible is real. 3. Harry Potter is real and/or the Bible wants you to hate anything to do with fictional non-god magic.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, the second one should be "The Bible is true" or "Events in the Bible are real". I know IT is real as a book.

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they meant the Leonardo DiCaprio (drooool) movie.

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    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is JK Rowlings tweet directed to Potterhead Lily? Can you change your name on twitter?

    Sydney Birley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. You can change your handle (the @"insertwhateverhere") on Twitter and Instagram to just about whatever you want.

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's always been show to be a ridiculously compulsive liar. Like, you didn't NEED to say these things - nobody even ASKED you, but you decided to lie anyway?

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Master Markus, your comments have been ON POINT this whole article. Let's be friends

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    If you're ever at a loss for words in a heated argument, J.K. Rowling could certainly provide some inspiration. Her knack for clever retorts is something out of a wizarding tale.

    But if you need even more enchanted phrases ready for when a muggle starts trouble, you'll find a treasure trove of witty replies to keep in your back pocket.

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