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"Engrish" is a slang term for poorly translated or inaccurate use of the English language, and there are many reasons why this might occur.

In an attempt to chronicle such—as they say—glitches, whiffs, and downright abuses, in one particular Asian country, a Facebook group called 'Engrish in Japan' was created in 2011. Through the years, the community has grown to include over 175,000 members and continues to promote lighthearted discussion and cultural exchange in an especially amusing way.

So, continue scrolling to check out some of the best/worst t-shirts, signs, and other artifacts they've found!

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#1

Still Trying To Determine If This Is A List Of Available Amenities Or The Names Of Alternative Rock Bands That Have Stayed Here

Sign at Hotel Sunroad with humorous translations like "Comfortable Sheep" and "Bed Dolphin Clean" in Japan.

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Upstaged75
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2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But how comfortable are the sheep really? And I'm very curious about the entropy shower.

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    Don’t Skateboard Or Whatever. You Know What We Mean, Don’t Make Me Write It All Out. All That Stuff You Do

    Sign in Japan with text: "No Skateboarding and so on," highlighting translation humor.

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    David
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign reminds me of the practical attitude of many Asian cultures vs the nitpicky 'legalese' of many Americans. Asian Sign: "Be respectful and don't screw up our stuff" Asian: "Okay, got it." American Sign: "No roller skating, skate boarding, horses, motorcycles, ATVs or pogo sticks." American: "Why are you upset? These are roller skates so TECHNICALLY not roller blades and my friend is on a razor scooter so not a skateboard." (I'm an American, but some of us are pretty ridiculous)

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    We got in touch with the creator of the group and they were kind enough to tell us more about it.

    "Over 13 some-odd years, and with Facebook's introduction of auto-moderation tools, it's not too heavy of a moderation burden," they explained to Bored Panda.

    However, "We have three standard questions that users must answer to become a member, and they're supposed to read and agree to the guidelines. Only about a quarter of people who want to join the group actually do this, and of them, less than half actually answer them correctly. They're all declined quickly."

    Therefore, "the most common issues are simply rejecting or blocking users who don't answer the questions or are spammers," the group's creator said.


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    "Similarly, with posts, if they don't follow the guidelines, they are rejected," the creator of 'Engrish in Japan' added.

    "If their intentions are good and they clearly read the guidelines, we try to give them a short explanation of what they need to fix."

    With all of that being said, moderation still remains a constant work in progress. "I've probably revised the guidelines and questions over 100 times ... I relaxed certain rules or added more if there was a recurring issue."

    #7

    On A T Shirt In Osaka, Unsure What This Is Supposed Say But I Love It

    T-shirt with humorous translation in Japan, featuring text "WHAT IT ISN'T SKATEBOARD" and assorted phrases.

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, the English seems accurate on this one. Those are all things a skateboard isn't. I mean, they forgot lawn mower and litter box, but it's still a pretty good list.

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    #8

    At A Hotel Lobby In Kyoto

    Coffee machine with instructions lost in translation: "Press once for 1 cup. Press twice to flood," in Japan.

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone read it in the other languages? I'm thinking this might be bad English or it might be the literal result of pressing the button twice.

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    #9

    Joined The Group Just To Post This - Everyone Needs To Know The Truth

    Menu text in Japan humorously reads "Picture is image" under breakfast special photo.

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    Every now and then, the group also receives a guest appearance, and they're not just sad trolls. "We get non-Japanese who just want to be jerks or are spammers but, amazingly, we get many Japanese who think it's an English study group!"

    However, while you're scrolling through the pictures, it's important to understand that the content isn't meant to insult the locals. In fact, "another common issue is making it clear that we're not making fun of anyone and we appreciate the intent," the creator of 'Engrish in Japan' said. "Most Japanese understand this just fine; it's white knight foreigners who sometimes have trouble grasping this."

    "We make it a rock solid policy to not post any photos of people unless people want to post photos of themselves. We also make sure any personal information is blurred or cropped."

    #10

    Crime-Fighting Toilet, In Praliva Shopping Center, Fukuoka

    Sign with English translation error: "This toilet is also used by employees for crime prevention." Example of lost in translation in Japan.

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    #11

    I Don't Actually Really Know What They're Trying To Convey Here

    Funny translation error in Japan: "Don't you miss STORROWBERRY" on a strawberry product display.

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    Natalie Richter
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, this is a reference to a song by Japanese band IOSYS! Their song 魔理沙は大変なものを盗んでいきました (Marisa stole the precious thing) has a few instances of bad English, one of which is "Why Why Why Why Why don't I miss you a lot forever?" I have to admit, I laughed out loud at this picture. :D

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    #12

    Kaitenzushi In Tottori

    Japanese menu screen with mistranslation: "Deep-fried Pubescent Chicken" next to food images.

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    Edda Kamphues
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, who wants to eat an old chick if they can have a young one? Strictly talking about chickens!!

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    #13

    Remember, Owaki-San Is Not Liable For Any Disappoint

    Sign in Japan with humorous English translation, saying "I have no responsibility for your disappoint."

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    When it comes to the posts themselves, the group's creator said they’re mostly different takes on a set of recurring themes, like common misspellings, things you wouldn’t think twice about if you’ve been in Japan for any extended time, and some that aren’t particularly funny or interesting but just fit the theme.

    The popularity of the group reflects a 2024 report in which Japan ranked 92nd in global English proficiency—last in the "low proficiency" category, escaping the "very low" category by less than one percent. The nation ended up near the bottom of Asian and developed countries alike. (For context, in 2019, Japan ranked 53rd.)

    #14

    In A Furniture Store In Misawa, Japan

    Sign on a bed in Japan humorously mistranslated: "Please do not get nervous as shoes on a bed."

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    G A
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do shoes on a bed get nervous? Maybe they will fall off and lose their soles....

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    #15

    Inside A Mall Somewhere In Saitama

    Sign in Japan with humorous translation error saying "I'm working on it" in a shopping area.

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a pretty practical "stay out of here" sign. Can be used when reworking displays, cleaning up a spill, bathroom closed for cleaning, etc.

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    #16

    T-Shirt Spotted In Youmetown Nagasaki

    T-shirt with funny translation: "THERE IS NO TIME MIKE THE ARE SENT" displayed in a Japanese clothing store.

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike gets all the good shirts. I tried to find a "You only David Once" or a "Live, Laugh, David" shirt and there were hardly any and none in my size. /j

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    Experts suggest there can be many possible reasons for this, and the sheer difference between two languages certainly plays a role—whereas German and English are closely related, Japanese and English have extremely distinct vocabulary, writing systems, and sentence structure.

    Teachers in Japan have pointed to English classes’ strict correspondence to university entrance examinations as a major cause of their students’ poor proficiency. They argue that the focus on exams leads to over-emphasizing grammar as well as boring, memorization-oriented classes.

    Studies also suggest that Japanese culture's aversion to risk-taking leads many students to be reluctant to push their limits, especially in speaking, which is essential for language learning.

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    Heather Rucker, an associate language teacher with the government’s Japan Exchange and Teaching Program in Nagoya, said that when she initially followed the official lesson plans, a lot of her students tuned out and avoided participating.

    “There are definitely kids who want to learn English and do things abroad in the future. But the others try to avoid taking part in class as much as possible,” she explained. “I try to make activities as fun as possible, so it won’t drag for them at least.”

    Also, while the numbers might be different now, Ryuko Kubota, a professor of language literacy and education at the University of British Columbia, conducted a study in 2011 that showed English-language skills do not contribute to upward career mobility in Japan.

    #22

    At The Security Checkpoint At Sakashita-Mon Gate (Entrance To The Imperial Palace)

    Sign at a Japanese tent with humorous translation: "YOU CAN NOT BRING IN DANGEROUS."

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    "The most continually active [members of the group]," the creator or 'Engrish in Japan' said, "are, understandably, long-term residents of Japan."

    Of those, they assume, about 85% are non-Japanese and 15% are Japanese.

    "There are also lots of people who just visit Japan once or twice and like to see and comment on the photos," they added. "And there are some Japanese members who get the joke and enjoy interacting with the others in the group."

    #26

    It Says In Japanese Do Not Take The Toilet Paper Home/Away. The English Is Very Understandable

    Sign with mistranslation of toilet paper instructions in Japan.

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one would confuse me. I don't need a sign to know not to steal, but I've been to countries / places where the signs asked you not to flush any toilet paper. (put it in waste basket). -- For anyone not aware, some places have very fragile sewage systems, so for example, some places in the Philippines don't want you to flush TP.

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    "Most (like 95% of) members are great," the group's creator said. "But the common and unwelcome personas are the 'it's not Engrish!' types — the foreigners who want to show off their big brains and explain why it's not funny, and the Japanese who, despite [the group approaching the 180K member count], seem to think it's their job to explain what the sign actually intended."

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    "Like, they really think it's a big group of foreigners who are confused and can't read a lick of Japanese. In fact, we have thousands of Japanese members and many of our members speak Japanese well and understand what the writer intended when they made the Engrish."

    #29

    New Kind Of Cocktails

    Beverage menu with "Sperkring Cocktail," showcasing a humorous translation error in Japan.

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    Toothless Feline
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is because of two sound quirks of the Japanese language. It copies a lot of modern terms from other languages, especially English, rather than try to invent ideograph-based characters (kanji) for them. An English syllable ending in “ar” or “er” will usually become “aa” because “r” can’t end a syllable or be followed immediately by a consonant in Japanese. The language also doesn’t have the “L” sound. When they transliterate English words that contain an “L”, it becomes “R”. If someone with weak English knowledge transliterates it back, they may not know whether the “aa” was originally “ar” or “er” or that the “R” sounds were originally “L” sounds. The katakana immediately below is pronounced in Japanese as “supaakuringu kakuteru”. Interestingly, while they didn’t know “sparkling”, they knew “cocktail”.

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    #31

    I Was Looking For A Sign… And There It Was

    Sign in Japan humorously mistranslated: "Please use the shared equipment by giving up."

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, bad English but understandable. Leave it turned on, don't hog it.

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    #33

    At A Delicious Bakery In Kakogawa. Very Presumptuous

    At A Delicious Bakery In Kakogawa. Very Presumptuous

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this means don't bus your own table. But alternate thought is don't steal our silverware.

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    #34

    Kinkaku-Ji, Kyoto

    Kinkaku-Ji, Kyoto

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many years of use / how many coins - for the paint to chip away around that coin slot.

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    #35

    Found In Mojiko, Kyushu

    Found In Mojiko, Kyushu

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    David
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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I travel I take my own food hole with me (also poop hole). I find travel abroad difficult without them.

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    #39

    On A Flyer I Received In The Mail At My Home In Tokyo For A Children’s Demand Video Service

    On A Flyer I Received In The Mail At My Home In Tokyo For A Children’s Demand Video Service

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    Feel Like You Are In A Hot Spring With Monkeys! When You Use This Bath Powder

    Feel Like You Are In A Hot Spring With Monkeys! When You Use This Bath Powder

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    Phill Healey
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this a real saying in Japan, it just doesn't translate well literally to English.

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    #43

    Himeji Is Offering Us Machines We Can Wash. I Have To Say It's About Time! You Can't Stop Technological Progress

    Himeji Is Offering Us Machines We Can Wash. I Have To Say It's About Time! You Can't Stop Technological Progress

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel much sad, very shame. I've owned my washer for about 15 years and never washed it properly. I did wipe down the top once or twice.

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    #46

    Inside A Bungalow In Shimanto, Kochi

    Inside A Bungalow In Shimanto, Kochi

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    Sleestak
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An aluminum mat would not be the preferred thing for me being thick in bed.

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    #48

    A Toilet Challenge! Taken At The Japan Open Air Folk House Museum In Kawasaki, December 2023

    A Toilet Challenge! Taken At The Japan Open Air Folk House Museum In Kawasaki, December 2023

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    Upstaged75
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's saying you can stand on it to see how it feels to use one of these toilets. But please don't actually urinate/defecate in it. Obviously someone tried or they wouldn't need the sign. :)

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    #49

    Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast- But I Need To Go Back To My Room

    Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast- But I Need To Go Back To My Room

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    #51

    Sounds Similar. Must Be Fine

    Sounds Similar. Must Be Fine

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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s weird. The words shouldn’t have been transliterated directly into English, because they’re written in hiragana, which is used for words of Japanese origin, not katakana, which is used for words from other languages. “Kurukurukuuru” roughly translates to “spinning around”.

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    #52

    Mmmm… 1 Large Chicken Discharge Please

    Mmmm… 1 Large Chicken Discharge Please

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I have had chicken discharge but US fast food places are less forthcoming regarding honesty in their advertising.

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    #54

    I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say

    I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say

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    #55

    They Must Have Run Out Of Something And Can’t Decide If They’re Going To Restock It

    They Must Have Run Out Of Something And Can’t Decide If They’re Going To Restock It

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    #56

    I Think They Might Hate Their Staff

    I Think They Might Hate Their Staff

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean put your wizard staff in the box instead of leaning it up against the fence like in the graphic in lower right.

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    #57

    Don’t Get Too Excited, No Spearfishing Will Be Done On This Sightseeing Boat. The Seagulls Are The Ones “Spearing” The Food Out Of Your Hand

    Don’t Get Too Excited, No Spearfishing Will Be Done On This Sightseeing Boat. The Seagulls Are The Ones “Spearing” The Food Out Of Your Hand

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    G A
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something you could do in Florida, though.

    #59

    Found This Gem In Kyoto

    Found This Gem In Kyoto

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really have a problem with this one. Only people who ordered the meal deal can get the side salad and the salad, rice, and miso soup have free refills.

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    #60

    On The Electric Tea Kettle In A Mid Kakogawa Hotel Room

    On The Electric Tea Kettle In A Mid Kakogawa Hotel Room

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    #61

    At A Rest Area Where Drinks Were Available

    At A Rest Area Where Drinks Were Available

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    David
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know what thing the chief doesn't have after he gets drunk. /j

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    #63

    Angry Hairdressers Found In Satake Street, Taito

    Angry Hairdressers Found In Satake Street, Taito

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    Farnzy
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it! It's like it's saying "In spite of me having a bad day..I WILL HAVE GREAT HAIR!"

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    #66

    I Want To Eat Past

    I Want To Eat Past

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they left off the final 'A' in 'pasta'. It's still perfectly understandable. Heck, I've seen native English speakers with far worse spelling than this!

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    #67

    I Guess They're Technically Right... When It's Freezing, A Fleece Jacket Comes In Handy

    I Guess They're Technically Right... When It's Freezing, A Fleece Jacket Comes In Handy

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    #69

    Actually This Bus Does Not Arrive At The Immigration Bureau

    Actually This Bus Does Not Arrive At The Immigration Bureau

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    #70

    Surprisingly Liberal Train Etiquette Policy At Shin Matsudo Station

    Surprisingly Liberal Train Etiquette Policy At Shin Matsudo Station

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    #71

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Lorraine R
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember quite a while ago seeing ads for a men's cologne called "Trouble". Could this be the same thing?

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    #72

    At Mt Aso, Kusasenri

    At Mt Aso, Kusasenri

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    Floeckchen
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily Abort is an old german term for toilet, loosely translated to "remote place" describing an outhouse.

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    #74

    When We Lived In Japan, I Saw This Bag In A Store

    When We Lived In Japan, I Saw This Bag In A Store

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    #78

    Two For The Price Of One

    Two For The Price Of One

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they spelled 'tier' as 'tire'. I'm not a huge fan of Wagyu beef, but it's nowhere near like eating a tire. On the other hand, it *is* the Yakiniku Mafia, so you never know; maybe it *is* a tire!

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    #79

    Train Station In Naha, Okinawa Japan

    Train Station In Naha, Okinawa Japan

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