Elon is such a tool.

Not good advertising.😂

Live show?

No. Dogs please!

Must be next to Trump Tower.

When smol, dad bought the cat a nice raised cat bed, all soft and protected and...no, she decided to sleep on an old towel draped over the chair arm, trying to put the towel in the bed to get her to sleep there just resulted in her carrying the towel back to the chair arm.

Well, he waited until outside the drive carefully-zone! 😂

And it came with a note that explained that it would be the last one ever to be sent in plastic, a claim that they have so far lived up to.

But wouldn't the tags still be on if she bought it? This looks more like leaving the tags on so she can return it after wearing.

Haha, I love it!

I'm sure the dog is 100% satisfied!

Well, the right one is slightly smaller, so it IS working!

I half wonder if someone deliberately put less glue on it

That's just the manufacturer testing you to see if it works.

Bob Rosss!!

Oh she seen it, she just couldn't be bothered to tell anyone as they keep saying shes a fake lol

Vengeance!

4. Math

OP must have reversed the image; otherwise it would say TOH.

They should have had a "Make it Eunuch" t-shirt but they didn't have the ...for it.

Makes me think of PeeWee's Big Adventure.

These make me so mad 😠

I'm getting mixed signals...

listen to the shirt

The irony is strong with this one.

They all have different trousers/shorts, if that helps!

TNT is so terrible at their supposed work that they've been on my Revenge List for years. Smashing into a bridge seems pretty par for the course to me and not at all something I personally arranged.

Q-Park is just like that, ugh

Schedule it for next week

Tree clearly beats car, but I don't know about rock.

Where's PattyK at a time like this!?

You keep telling yourself that.

*Does a Homer!* edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAjar1GdqJY

First time my dad let me drive the 4 wheeler we where coming into a bay and I asked him to take over because I was worried about thin ice. Guess what happened...

This kind of bottle/lid is designed not to "close" it's designed to only let out soap when squeezed, My bet is someone squeezed it over the counter/sink and just left the mess 71RSWFbjjH...0eacef.jpg

On brand. Now where are all the animals?

The difference between thoughts and actions.

the cats just thinking "i'm in so much trouble"

my local coop manager (kirkwall, albert street) does this. i've watched people hand in applications and he just bins them right in front of you. i refuse to apply for a job there now because why should i waste my time when they do that shite

I honestly thought that would say "melanoma" until I looked closer.

That cream is god tier tho

BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED. I'm still not entirely clear on what Mr Posters did.

I mean it's not wrong... "Nothing" is indeed written in stone

Think they spaced it wrong. Should read: Stain, less steel

This is because vandals keep attacking it, and locals do not like it. According to one place I found, it's not liked because it is a statue based on the film rather than actually related to Wallace himself, so is insulting.

A “more” on the second line would have helped.

You mean in my underwear on the couch with crumbs down me and dip balancing on my stomach. That is a terrifying thought for the camera to see that.

This sign indicates the end of a mandatory bike lane not that bikes are not allowed on the road.

That was the easy part, the rest didn't say it would be easy !

Every time I try to pull the seal off of a yogurt cup!

Doesn't come close to trying to open a box of pancake mix. "Push top to open box…” Bullṡhit! It should read, "Jam a dent in the side of the cardboard with your thumb repeatedly to no avail. Swear at the box. Try and bite at box a little. Swear at the box again. Cut the whole damn top off, dump half of mix on floor, Swear at everything. Fủck it... go to McDonald's.

Those closable clear plastic containers for produce thwart me on a regular basis.

Every effing time

Seems like a legit arsehöle