Elon is such a tool.

Not good advertising.😂

No. Dogs please!

Live show?

But wouldn't the tags still be on if she bought it? This looks more like leaving the tags on so she can return it after wearing.

Well, he waited until outside the drive carefully-zone! 😂

Well, the right one is slightly smaller, so it IS working!

I half wonder if someone deliberately put less glue on it

Haha, I love it!

Must be next to Trump Tower.

When smol, dad bought the cat a nice raised cat bed, all soft and protected and...no, she decided to sleep on an old towel draped over the chair arm, trying to put the towel in the bed to get her to sleep there just resulted in her carrying the towel back to the chair arm.

Oh she seen it, she just couldn't be bothered to tell anyone as they keep saying shes a fake lol

Bob Rosss!!

And it came with a note that explained that it would be the last one ever to be sent in plastic, a claim that they have so far lived up to.

I'm sure the dog is 100% satisfied!

Makes me think of PeeWee's Big Adventure.

They all have different trousers/shorts, if that helps!

That's just the manufacturer testing you to see if it works.

You keep telling yourself that.

This kind of bottle/lid is designed not to "close" it's designed to only let out soap when squeezed, My bet is someone squeezed it over the counter/sink and just left the mess 71RSWFbjjH...0eacef.jpg

listen to the shirt

4. Math

Tree clearly beats car, but I don't know about rock.

These make me so mad 😠

OP must have reversed the image; otherwise it would say TOH.

TNT is so terrible at their supposed work that they've been on my Revenge List for years. Smashing into a bridge seems pretty par for the course to me and not at all something I personally arranged.

First time my dad let me drive the 4 wheeler we where coming into a bay and I asked him to take over because I was worried about thin ice. Guess what happened...

*Does a Homer!* edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAjar1GdqJY

Q-Park is just like that, ugh

Schedule it for next week

On brand. Now where are all the animals?

the cats just thinking "i'm in so much trouble"

my local coop manager (kirkwall, albert street) does this. i've watched people hand in applications and he just bins them right in front of you. i refuse to apply for a job there now because why should i waste my time when they do that shite

This sign indicates the end of a mandatory bike lane not that bikes are not allowed on the road.

Vengeance!

This is because vandals keep attacking it, and locals do not like it. According to one place I found, it's not liked because it is a statue based on the film rather than actually related to Wallace himself, so is insulting.

The irony is strong with this one.

That cream is god tier tho

I'm getting mixed signals...

I honestly thought that would say "melanoma" until I looked closer.

That was the easy part, the rest didn't say it would be easy !

The difference between thoughts and actions.

A “more” on the second line would have helped.

You mean in my underwear on the couch with crumbs down me and dip balancing on my stomach. That is a terrifying thought for the camera to see that.

Where's PattyK at a time like this!?

I mean it's not wrong... "Nothing" is indeed written in stone

Obviously they've been going for over 5 hours and are now in the recharge phase.

To be fair, they seem to have indoor doors... https://dyo.slidingdoorco.com/ edit: also swing doors..

Think they spaced it wrong. Should read: Stain, less steel

BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED. I'm still not entirely clear on what Mr Posters did.

Seems like a legit arsehöle

"I work hard so my cat can destroy nice things."

The original Entrance sign is part of the metalwork, not really removable, so I can see the problem.

Those 'news' letters are just litter. Almost all ads.