Oh how the turns have tabled

Furthermore, when you google the unknown number, you are praying it wasn't legit, else you might have to make a return call. Or wrack your brains trying to work out a scenario which can plausibly explain why you didn't call back.

And an emergency cookie, yesterday I went to this gardening club I have at school and we went to these nearby woods, one girl brought an emergency cookie and now that is my secret move.

Exactly! This was such a huge argument among my classmates, eventually we decided it was rude not to invite someone only because they never go

So true😅

Normalize heading the same way but not together

Omg I can't see a dog without saying hi

Truer words have never been spoken

just leave me in peace

"People always tell me to talk more, but when i do talk, they don't listen to me, so why should i talk more?"

Hi, my name is Arunika. Fun fact: Boanthropy is the psychological disorder in which patients believe they are a cow.

Is it just me or popups are getting worse? I sometimes literally cannot read the content I want because there are 7392639 popups (notifications, cookies, ads, chats)

okay but no kidding, yesterday I called the waitress 'baby' and I can't stop thinking about it

I wouldn't mind sitting alone with Tom Hardy though! :D

Like staring at the wall or browsing through bored panda

I can’t do this anymore because I have an 8-5 job now, and I really miss it.

don't know about the "funniest" part, but I certainly am a totally different person around who I really trust

This is my life. I have 7 extroverted siblings and 14 neices and nephews, at every family event I basically become invisible, luckily my 10yr old nephew and 5yr old niece seem to be introverts too. Last Christmas we got overwhelmed with the noise and locked ourselves away in my parents bedroom and watched 2 movies, the 2nd movie was almost done before anyone noticed we were gone!

It must be kinda funny ring my doorbell and see all the lights suddenly turn off. Ghosts were busted

And in the summer (at least here in Cardiff) the seagulls come here on vacation

And when I need to call some one I need time to prepare myself mentally for that CALL

Hi Roller.... How are you doing? ..... I had a quick question... Do you have a minute to talk?.... My mind says shut up and get to the point already

Don't tempt me with a good time!

Now you're the bad guy, not me! Win-win

An alternative is saying "I am almost dead", but sometimes that backfires and you have to explain yourself to the paramedics

I have been irritated by anything loud since I was I think 7.

Man spends whole life dreading life....

You mean it's not? I do this a lot, especially with family and friends. I did it at work once it was to a coworker/friend who was telling a long drawn out, extremely boring story, I just turned and walked away, she shouted my name and I just said "sorry you were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in" luckily my friend saw the funny side and admitted her story was boring.

"Idk man, google says it has 2% of chance of raining..."