Sounds fair.

So Carlos isn't a virgin?

Excellent, I am educated today

or at least remove your shoes and watches please, thank you.

Good policy

If I worked there I'd be itching for a customer to ask where they could find garden supplies.

They got me in the first part

"I will arrive late. Like 10 years late."

I looked a right idiot with suncream downstairs and a condom on my head

Or ram it with your head 🐐

What about pizza guys???

I also read dipshit first

you go guys !

Nailed it

Fair enough

🎶doodo, do, do🎶

Oh yea; I'm about to slap that glass for sure!!

Only barriers.

I've consulted my fur-baby. There are multiple spelling errors

Attention cannibals.

"... And Monster to tell the difference."

Yellow is generally used for better visibility at night

Well, Elwood Blues did

At least they all agreed.

"So.... Who is the pale child in 18th century clothing then?

this is actually wisdom.

“The customer is always right — in matters of taste.” - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Keyword 'might'

Post Malone is related to Tom "Bones" Malone?

They've set the bar low. My time to shine! 😝

Yes but have do you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"ok hell"?

Great place for a picnic!

Finally. Written permission to kill Tim. I've been after that guy for ages.

I'm fine with the brakes i've got thanks

Dad joke

Think before you speak because if you are rude i will make your order and then eat it in front of you

It thanked you already, so now you can drive however you like

I envy all those 3 yo that can go naked everywhere. It is starting summer here in Spain and it looks that is going to be HOT 🥵

I think is for neighbour's sake

If there is a sign it means something happens. We need a documentary about doggo exorcism !

I always wondered what the big idea was about eating a whole pizza by yourself. Then I checked the sizes: Dominos large in the US is 14 inch, while in Germany its only 12,5 inches. And that´s already pretty large by german standards. Most italian pizza places here only do about 11 inches.

Must be the Roadkill cafe !!

In France it's actually pretty common for women to be topless, and in the south we have plenty of naturist beaches

That was a crazy night

Anyone else see a creepy face??

Beans

Wow would not like to try and get anywhere

At least, the dogs have something to nibble?

Beer has definitely been around longer than that and everyone know white people cant dance even with help.