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What is the truth and what is a lie, you think to yourself every time you see a headline. A goat married a boat after their owner got abducted by aliens? Sounds about right. Healthcare to become free for all? Yeah, this one can’t be true. 

One place has compiled some of the best news headlines that just make you wonder what kind of a floating rock in space we’re actually on. That place is the Twitter page fittingly called “Insane Internet Headlines.” Some are quite funny, while others seem bonkers beyond belief. Yet, they're always entertaining.

As always, upvote your favorites, leave some comments, and write your own crazy headline just to see what it’s like. And if by the end of this list you're craving a little more chaos, Bored Panda has you covered with a link to another article. Now let’s get into it! 

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Headlines are sometimes more important than what lies beneath them. In this era of short attention spans, everything and the kitchen sink fighting for 3 seconds of our time (this could make a great headline too, I bet), the short, sweet, and shocking bit of media is there to keep us informed of the happenings of the world. 

However, sometimes the information provided fails to compute with any sense of logic and sensibility, making us question whether anything is even real anymore. It does also make for a hilarious list as well (wink wink). The Twitter page “Insane Internet Headlines” is to thank for it! They seem to have been sharing quality content since August 2022, and we’re proud to showcase our favorites for you. 

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    “Clear, specific, and interesting” are some of the criteria for a quality headline, but did you notice something missing? How about the word truthful? Although clickbait has been severely criticized in recent years, there’s still heaps and bounds of it around. Why? Because it works! It may not seem all too ethical, but what is true in the broader sense of the word anyways…

    According to Simon W. Blackburn, Encyclopædia Britannica, truth, in metaphysics and the philosophy of language, is the property of sentences, assertions, beliefs, thoughts, or propositions that are said, in ordinary discourse, to agree with the facts or to state what is the case. Lots of words make my brain malfunction, so let’s try to simplify that into human language. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he survived! He saw the house on fire while out getting gas and immediately pulled up to help. His name is Nicholas Bostic. He guided the first four children out safely and when they told him a 6 year old was still in the house he went back into the fire and saved her.

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    Truth is the aim of belief; falsity is a fault. The classic suggestion comes from Aristotle (384–322 BCE): “To say of what is that it is, or of what is not that it is not, is true.” In other words, the world provides “what is” or “what is not,” and the truth corresponds to the facts that are so provided. In modern terms, that would refer to common sense, but as we all know, that right there is very much not common. 

    Many philosophers doubt whether an acceptable explanation of facts and correspondence can be given. Facts, as they point out, are strange entities, as they are very much dependent on what people see to be true. Thus, what tells people what to believe is not the world or facts but how they interpret the world or select and conceptualize the facts. That of course can be changed as any belief can be, making truth one flowy and unstable entity in its own right. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. "Kangaroo in France steals cheese and 3 bottles of wine, gets wasted, fights Caro Caro" :D

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    The problem of truth is in a way easy to state: what truths are, and what (if anything) makes them true. So maybe what needs to be established is the opposite side of the spectrum and what we consider to be untrue. But even that has no clear-cut answer, as there is no universally accepted definition of lying to others, according to the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy.

    To lie—to make a believed-false statement to another person with the intention that the other person believes that statement to be true. There are at least four necessary conditions for lying, in this case. A statement has to be made; this statement has to be believed to be false by the person making it; a person to give the statement to; and, most importantly, the intention to make the receiver believe that the statement is true. 

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    So where do we end up when it comes to headlines, as they seem to delve into both truth and falsehood. Whether or not the creator of the headline was aiming to lie can only be figured out by reading through the provided material, which directly fulfills the headline’s purpose—to grab your attention and make you click. However, a lot of us simply don’t do that. 

    Researchers have found that 60% of posted links, including many that received comments and re-postings, had never, not once, been clicked on and opened. According to Roy Benaroch, people are sharing headlines and posting comments about them, but most of the time, they haven’t read the actual stories. That doesn’t bode well for our critical thinking skills or our ability to tell the truth from lies.

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    Critical thinking requires effort, sometimes more than we’re willing to give. We all live busy lives and, with the information overload, we can’t be expected to analyze and peer review everything we see. However, being aware of this, as well as the sensationalism that makes the world go round, will make us all the more better off when it comes to avoiding misinformation. 

    As you continue scrolling through this list, dear reader, I would like to encourage you to upvote your favorites, leave some comments, and tell us the most ridiculous headline you’ve ever seen or can come up with. Toodaloo ’til the next one! 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That police statement is the best thing ever said/written in the history of history

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact Check: Teen Did NOT Sleep With His Bullies' Mothers To 'Assert Dominance': https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/05/fact-check-teen-did-not-sleep-with-his-bullies-mothers-to-assert-dominance.html

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    Minnie Not Mouse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine explaining this to the feds "Sir, it was'nt a pistol I swear! You can see for yourself!"

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there some article explaining what was happening to her during these 51 year? Would be interesting to read.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the laws on incest were to prevent deformities in offspring - Is this still wrong if there's no chance of having kids?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on them I guess? I'd argue it would be worse for step siblings who grew up together to bang than biological siblings who had no idea they were related.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in the UK, on the Jeremy Kyle show. The older man had been given up for adoption as a baby and when the younger man brought him home and introduced him to his mother as his new boyfriend, she noticed he resembled her ex partner who'd fathered the baby she'd given up for adoption. 😬

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading all the comments saying it is ok, I am resigning. If any of you cannot see how messed up and distorted your thinking processes are no one can help us now. F*****g hell. Bring on the plague.

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the show this was on and it was heartbreaking. Both men just looked so lost and in complete despair.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many of these 'its ok' comments come from the land of Springer. I bet I am not wrong.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's illegal in UK with current laws. Yeah makes no sense if they are gay, but there it is.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s…. That’s rough buddy. In all honesty though, I’m not sure how to feel about this. Technically there isn’t a problem because they can’t have children but on the other hand, I feel like guilt and shame would plague me due to the taboos and societal pressure

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's illegal in UK with current laws. Yeah makes no sense if they are gay, but there it is.

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    Ericthedead
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not if the law says it’s wrong. Dosent it just seem wrong. I mean I’m very open to whatever anyone wants to do as long as it doesn’t affect me but i would not be hanging out with them. It’s just f****d up. But it’s saying they didn’t know. So…. I guess it depends if they kept it up after finding out.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it's only the police that had anything to "Did Dun fine out"

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the Super Smash Bros title isn't related to these bros smashing

    KariAdoresHerKats
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were a couple and had been dating for 2 years. When one showed a picture of him to this father the father thought it looked like him when he was younger. They got tested and it was heartbreaking . Very sad to watch. They were devastated.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this same thing already happened and pretty much everyone said it was fine https://www.boredpanda.com/couple-brother-sister-dna-reddit/

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh people, there are more important things on earth to get mad about then two consenting adults not hurting anyone.

    Will Cable
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard about keeping things in the family, but................ (not so subtle)

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But calling the poor penguin a "monster" for enjoying to eat is body shaming 😢 And maybe Pingu is just sort of introvert and will walk again when hungry! 😉

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I tried to ap her adm to get her to stop, but she misread the signals. Then it all went black" wow just wow

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes I sit in the bath and look at my PENIS, and I think to myself, "Is this a boy penis or a girl penis?" " You've almost got it, Sam, keep thinking...! 🙊

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he let them all order lobster and fled afterwards through the bathroom window 😂

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have written "How to murder your husband and get away with it".

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have actually heard people use the term "blow up a bathroom" in a non-bomb context.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His personal low, and there were still bus load of women waiting. Sad day :(

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it that easy? I am an English teacher, should I also try my hand at dealing drugs?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's insured. Employees in America are taught not to hinder thieves, and some convenience store clerks have been fired for trying to play the hero, as it could have led to death (and lawsuits, which, let's face it, is what corporate America is really worrying about).

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    Naesil 🇫🇮
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I did vape years ago (to stop smoking) it probably was more expensive for me than smoking, because it kinda turned to a hobby for a long time, constantly buying new and better equipment. Sadly our government decided in their wisdom that it is so bad that they need to raise the prices of just the liquids to such a levels that its not feasible anymore and ordering nicotine abroad is substance violation which is illegal so no point risking it. Pretty much killed the whole industry here, some cities might have shop here or there but its really rare.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    preettttttty sure if you put enough poison in your vag to kill another person you'd die too..

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys don't know her much, she makes sarcastic comments/jokes all the time. She was joking here, you can see her tiktok account.😆

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queued and queen have a different color and font than the rest. I call photoshopped on this one.

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