Subject in point: an oompa loompa

That should be everywhere

This one reached a plateau.

Where's that Lab report?!? Fetch it now!

exactly...lol

Shirley you wouldn't have to...?

Genius!

Great example of how we see what we expect, not what is actually there. Needs more points to move up.

I had to re-read it 3 times before I got it right

Lol i kept reading it wrong

What if I told you it got me too:)

That's mean! Lol.

Clever!!

i hate you

Well played... well played.

Everytime this catches me

i read it twice before I realised

OMG! Fell for it again...lol

yep

Allready knew ;)

I still read it wrong the SECOND time I read it. Duh.

haha it got me

Wow, you'd be right !

It would make a lot of chickens happy.

Oh, chocolate is cunning. Sadly it's also delicious.

Yes, that would be a good step to world peace

So..... there's no ice cream then?

As a punctuation and grammer pedant, this warms the cockles...

Have plenty of people already on top of that one.

Ban Trump = ditto

and if you cant helium or curium, you barium!

I'm not sure which amuses me more - the sign, or the earnest responses below sympathising with the loss of letters!

Then you can buy the "mood nail polish" I've seen in stores recently :')

Bet people take a detour past thereon the way somewhere just to see what pun of the day is -- i would l- ol

Until then, it's dark times...

I don't get it.

i like this one...im totally reposting this

this took me a moment to get, I had to reread it a couple of times

Yes!

This pun is so bad, it's like they don't carrot all

🤦🏻‍♀️ Now they are just grasping at straws...

almost the same with me. I don't know u

That should also be an avatar on social media

My index finger was in my nose when I scrolled down and read it. I've withdrawn immediately :D

See Dr. Pepper. He can help you Coke with it.

Brilliant! :-)

The gravity of this statement! It's all relative.

Genius!

My entire family is that way.

So very true!!!

In my head, Dean Martin sang this one to me = )

I like the other way you can say it which I use all the time..”Just because I blame you, doesn’t make it your fault.”

Well said!

Straight up!

Seems that the lesson about commas didn't stick...