And don't forget about the putting up with the people you hate most

Damn that's cold. LOL!

it's funny because you don't know how to take it :-)

When in doubt... gift card

Scroll down ... Oh this one is kind of cute! ... sees the message below, OH! lol

And a one horse open (NO), O'er the fields we (NO), laughing all the way (NO NO NO)

a card every adult should received

Be glad that the days are gone when one bulb went out the whole string went out, and you had to check each bulb to find the bad one.

I want this on a t-shirt

Reminds me of a married couple who have a healthy love life in the bedroom. Don't need to get each other fancy gifts! ;)

its like holding a mirror into my soul.

So good!!!!!!😂😂😂

It'd look pretty in my recycling, not garbage. I'm not a monster.

As most cats agree, you don't deserve anything other than mediocre.

Rudolph the F*ck You Reindeer, had a very shiny nose....

Sounds like my every day wish.

This card would be for me... and I'd appreciate it, lol. <3

... but make sure you wear a glove!

this is the one i need to give around

Great for an only child.

Single is just how I like it. 😊

You'd think he'd be over it by now. It happened over 2,000 years ago.

with the family I have, this rings so very true!

The only one that made me laugh lol

and not just for holidays, for any day in life.

How perfect for this way too freaking politically correct country..

...and to impress people we don't even like!

Fa la la la laaa la la la laaa!

I thought it would be a D**k in a Box

not just for Christmas... like everyday

me too

Lmbo!

Adorable!

So we can pretend to like someone we oviously don't!

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for my wife

elf porn sounds good

@ My Family

hohoho...that's quiet funny

That's ore like it.

hell f*****g yes

whole mood

*gasp* ron swanson

So take it and be merry.

just like everyone else in my life...

THE WIFI!!!

Jesus Christ!

sorry to say, but no checks for me!

TOO SOON

Try one day if you work in retail.

So much truth here...

Lovely.

s**t make me feel good after... fruit cake make me sick after...

You forgot "candles." Thanks for the f*****g candles I don't need.

that's the way!

I need two dozen of these

Bet you can’t guess who x

aaawwwww ;( Now I is sadddd... Poor bbiiirrrddd, I'm sure he will defrost... Maybe?