If you have never felt this way after wearing them then you never needed to...

Oh mom, you raised me right... I'm just not right in the head.

A traditional fairy tale with a modern honest twist to it.

I was actually too scared to do this in real life... the irony now is that I'm terrified of missing her.

I find it witty. Yay Charles Darwin.

This happens. A lot. God bless my spouse.

You may be one of the three. There is nothing wrong with any of them. This is just my observation... but do you prefer waffle or curly fries?

If you're in a relationship. You're probably one of the two... I don't have any advice, just maybe good luck.

The most META of META of comics I could make. I not only lost an iPad this day but wine as well.

I would be lying if I said 9-year-old me didn't guesstimate the number of petals the flower had.

This can be as dirty or as wholesome as you want it to be. Regardless, I'm proud of it.

Croc Heels....a fashion made before its time.

I wish this was more than just commentary. You kill off one fictional dog ONCE and the internet is after forever.

P.S. I brought the dog back.

I've been running long distance for over 14 years. I've been dedicated to fondue for that long, yes.

I don't know what makes this comic work.... but damn, I got to give that calf credit for their dedication to leg day.

I still have thin mints in my fridge. Damn those cute devils.

A life without carbs is a life without fulfillment... and by that I mean calories.

It's a fart joke with a play on words. Please don't make me explain it.

We can't be happy all the time, Bob. Especially when we're a yellow # %$*&^@ tree.

We all have that random dream... a crush totally acting out of character... I just hope you didn't text them at 2 AM.