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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

Very true. They pop into my head in the most unexpected times.

35points

#2

Hose/José

Final score:

115points

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Linda HS 4 years ago

Jalapeño on a stick...🤣

7points

#3

Private Investigator

Final score:

109points

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Troux 4 years ago

It's an inside joke.

68points

#4

Bald Eagles

Final score:

101points

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Why? 4 years ago

This should be ill-eagle!

45points

#5

I Was Groot

Final score:

97points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

The title got me

35points

#6

Could Really Use Some Of This Right Now

Final score:

96points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago (edited)

(99.99% hand sanitizer not included)

26points

#7

How Do They Do It?

Final score:

95points

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DE Ray 4 years ago

I told my girlfriend she penciled her eyebrows too high on her face. She looked surprised.

51points

#8

Dolphin Eye Test Chart

Final score:

93points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

What

17points

#9

Why Not Have A Bit Of Fun On Moving Day By Freaking Out Your New Neighbors

Final score:

89points

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The Emerald Triangle 4 years ago

My neighbors are idiots. They'd actually call the cops believing what they see.

40points

#10

Wash Your Hands

Final score:

87points

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Why? 4 years ago

That's a big hand job.

5points

#11

Bit Of A Pickle

Final score:

87points

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Hello Friends 4 years ago

OO the pickle one

8points

#12

Enchanting Jobs

Final score:

81points

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Troux 4 years ago

*whispers* "The safe word is Nemo"

37points

#13

Then/Now

Final score:

81points

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Why? 4 years ago

Sad.

27points

#14

Puffer Fish

Final score:

75points

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Doggo Georgia 4 years ago

😟 sad truth

10points

#15

Absolut Nightmare

Final score:

71points

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The Emerald Triangle 4 years ago

Ha! I'm actually drinking it right now!

9points

#16

E.T.C.

Final score:

71points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

GASP

16points

#17

Every Halloween Party In 2019

Final score:

69points

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Violet Poterbin 4 years ago

That one dude with the beard

22points

#18

Ianflatable

Final score:

67points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

Ian? Is that you?

12points

#19

Occupational Hazard

Final score:

67points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

You can say that they were inseparable. They were together even after death.

25points

#20

Ant-Man Bait

Final score:

66points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ANTMAN

26points

#21

Rock-Paper-Scissorhands

Final score:

65points

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J Rob 4 years ago

looses every time

17points

#22

A Lot More Creative

Final score:

63points

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Chip_Boy 4 years ago

there are also many different flies, black fly, house fly, green head, horsefly, sandfly, etc. etc.

4points

#23

Who's Finding Their Cars In This State Right Now?

Final score:

62points

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Jef Bateman 4 years ago

We have spider webs on our car.

24points

#24

Alarma Queen

Final score:

57points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

you forgot the candle

13points

#25

New(D) Drawing

Final score:

56points

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Why? 4 years ago

This quickly got out of hand!

28points

#26

Staples Remover

Final score:

54points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

Oh the irony...

18points

#27

Negative Skywriting

Final score:

54points

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fro_st puppy 4 years ago

ohh poor person.lol

10points

#28

Bad Tatt

Final score:

52points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

I dont get it. Help!

11points

#29

Ebookcase

Final score:

49points

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Danny de Meyer 4 years ago

Ikea's iconic bookcase is called Billy btw

10points

#30

Divorce Video

Final score:

46points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

everything changed when the wedding nation attacked...

11points

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#31

About Time

Final score:

22points

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Jan Feline 4 years ago

Need to get one of these

1point

#32

Don't Make The Same Mistake I Did

Final score:

21points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

╮(￣▽￣"")╭ Too late？

6points

#33

Getting Screwed

Final score:

21points

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Laugh Fan 4 years ago

Aw, don't worry. You the best lil screw!

3points

#34

Tap Shoes

Final score:

20points

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Violet Poterbin 4 years ago

Tap shoes

2points

#35

I Can Talk To My Trainers Because They Converse

Final score:

19points

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Alioan Patea 4 years ago

Pun City

2points

#36

Go To Sleep Or Put To Sleep

Final score:

19points

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Violet Poterbin 4 years ago

Chloroform pillow

4points

#37

We're All Rocking The Easter Egg Look This Year

Final score:

19points

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#38

Cattails

Final score:

18points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)

Those are "toilet duck" bottles of loo cleaner I think. Quack quack

4points

#39

To All My Fellow Fussy Eaters Out There, Stay Strong

Final score:

16points

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Troux 4 years ago

Any other gutterbrains out there that did not at first read "Fussy Eaters"?

13points

#40

They Have No Sense Of Adventure

Final score:

16points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

poor cantaloupe. I wonder what troubles you have at home...

2points

#41

Oh Flip Flop

Final score:

15points

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Devyn Nagy 4 years ago

I actually do get those lines on my feet!

6points

#42

Turning In Your Badge And Gun

Final score:

15points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

Where do they hide the bodies?

3points

#43

Pool Queue

Final score:

15points

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I Liek To Cute 4 years ago

?

0points

#44

Big Head

Final score:

13points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

Or you might be getting a divorce.

6points

#45

Whose Wrists Are Starting To Look Like This?

Final score:

12points

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つ•̀ω•́つ━☆ﾟ･｡ﾟ 4 years ago

Nope, because I was already self isolating before the coronavirus

11points

#46

Crackery

Final score:

12points

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Jan Feline 4 years ago

They look like they're frowning

5points

#47

Negative Sky Writing

Final score:

10points

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Lmao if this happened to me it would be the most anyone has ever spent on me

2points

#48

Meloncholic

Final score:

10points

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JeffC 4 years ago

What do you call a group of sad melons? A melon-colony!!! lol

2points

#49

Cannibal

Final score:

10points

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JeffC 4 years ago

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" lol that one never gets old to me....;)

5points

#50

Wheely Good Parking

Final score:

9points

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JeffC 4 years ago (edited)

That wasn't a wheelie nice joke lol;)

1point

#51

Futile

Final score:

9points

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JeffC 4 years ago

Fans powering fans....I see nothing wrong here lol!

3points

#52

Negative Sky Writing

Final score:

5points

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Juririn 4 years ago

Now it's where the wind farms should be added (according to ... someone...)😏

0points

#53

People Say I'm Immature, Butt I Disagree

Final score:

5points