When you’re full of Bible and not much else 😁

I love that response!

Whats wrong with screenshots having other languages anyway?

Do they not teach about signs for comparison? The crocodile always goes to the bigger number

All the women in Europe are more free than the women in the US.

'MURICA. THE LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF JESUS AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF ENGLISH/s

This guy’s stone isn’t rolling enough..

Celsius is one of the countries in the continent of Metric.

*Sad native but not native to the place where their native to noises*/s

There are actually plenty of people out there wearing T-shirts that say ‘Jesus was an American’, and a portrait of him with guns in his hands.. The brown skinned, Middle Eastern, non English speaking pacifist guy.. 🫨

So the greatest fighting force the world has ever known fought in exactly one war, which it lost?

Wait... what? A German speaking German? How dare they!!! 🤣

Flat earther.

This cannot be real. 🤞

I see SOAD, I upvote.

This title 😂

Yes they do, my school library had a flag in front of it.

I think that depending on their position, an airport employee should be able to speak some amount of English if they’re dealing with foreign travellers

The lack of general knowledge is terrifying

It will blow his mind probably to hear that Dutch is spoken in The Netherlands, also incorrectly known worldwide as Holland. And that it has tropical beaches.

The cat *always* wins.

How many bananas is that?

Who wants to tell him?

Tim Berners-Lee invented the web, which started what we call internet today and still is the most important part. Americans designed The Internet Protocol as a common communication method for all computers in the world, widely known as TCP/IP. Both magnificent works.

Are Amphicars really popular in Southern Italy?

Look world! It turns out that our own spelling was wrong the entire time!

This is why I know all the proper non-brand names of the d***s I might need. Tylenol = Acetaminophen. Claritin = Loratadine. Advil = Ibuprofen. And about a dozen others.

What country would allow the U.S. to dictate their drinking rules? We have different ages here in Canada, depends what province you're in.

Munster is a small town in Germany :-)

Um, no.

That's an imperial response.

Secondable, I speaka lenguage of Spain.

The fact that the flag he posts isn't an American flag is the icing on the cake. That's the flag of Malaysia BTW.

Almost every one of these posts just illustrates how insular most Americans are...

Good on you Dr Tate!

OK I was thinking, maybe there's another Mt Everest that happens to be in South Dakota, bu t no. I found a list of the highest peaks in SD and NONE of them are named Everest. Had to check because Everest is not an uncommon name so it was possible but NOPE.

Asians having it Year/Month/Day: Look at these pathetic mortals

It's interesting that people can still be so dumb, despite having more access to knowledge than any other point in history.

But... but Spain isn't real?? /s 😂😂😂

Well in MURICA it is

Clearly my genetic has been messed up. I am born and raised by a german family in Germany but still can get drunk and have a hangover.

freedom only if you are a white male in the US...

Not the point, but this photo is messing with my brain.

Yup! Here in MURICA we only speak in MURICANNNNNNN!!!!111!!11!!!11!!11! *Eagle sounds in background while guns go off and tanks fire*

They used the correct flag this time!!!

At least used the correct flag

As the song goes, 'Oranges are yellow, says the bells of St. Clements'.

At least she got the U.S. flag emoji right, unlike most of the dumb doorknobs in this thread.

Fanta is a German invention. For some reason the CocaCola syrup wasn't delivered to Germany in the early 1940s and the German Soda-Factories had to come up with something else. ;)

Well at least they used the right flag this time.

As someone that has lived in Germany and the USA, Fanta AND coke are better in Europe

wait till he hears about argentina