When you’re full of Bible and not much else 😁

I love that response!

Whats wrong with screenshots having other languages anyway?

Do they not teach about signs for comparison? The crocodile always goes to the bigger number

All the women in Europe are more free than the women in the US.

'MURICA. THE LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF JESUS AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF ENGLISH/s

This guy’s stone isn’t rolling enough..

Celsius is one of the countries in the continent of Metric.

*Sad native but not native to the place where their native to noises*/s

There are actually plenty of people out there wearing T-shirts that say ‘Jesus was an American’, and a portrait of him with guns in his hands.. The brown skinned, Middle Eastern, non English speaking pacifist guy.. 🫨

So the greatest fighting force the world has ever known fought in exactly one war, which it lost?

Wait... what? A German speaking German? How dare they!!! 🤣

Flat earther.

This cannot be real. 🤞

I see SOAD, I upvote.

This title 😂

Yes they do, my school library had a flag in front of it.

I think that depending on their position, an airport employee should be able to speak some amount of English if they’re dealing with foreign travellers

"someone get a translator. We speak limited American, passable English but nothing in STUPID!"

They usually are pretty fluent but can very reasonably get tired of people who insist on English, while making no attempt to speak local language.

As an American...I am TOTALLY embarrassed by a majority of these BP responses in this thread, from these so-called "Americans"....I am sorry for all these a*sholes' responses everyone....

How'd the Chinese get Twitter?

Fave memory of France: timidly ordered ice cream in my best high school French, vendor was very sweet, extra scoop of chocolate, and we stood chatting in French for another moment when entitled American couple storm up. Cutting me off mid-sentence, "Um, excuse me, where are your napkins?!" I have no trouble looking surprised and confused, vendor turns and in broken English (that I know was an act because of our chat), "No speak English." He waved his hand, they stormed off, and after a big wink to me we keep chatting. I'll never forget it LOL! Pardonnez-moi, je voudrais deux boules de glace chocolat s'il vous plaît.

....the tourist happens to be correct in this instance..

The airport is the one place I would expect people to speak English.

English is the only world language and as a german I would expect everybody in customer service in tourist businesses to speak fluent english. Of course you'd need to hire good paid qualified people for that.

They need to know basic important English phrases, but to demand someone to answer specific questions in English is difficult.

The lack of general knowledge is terrifying

It will blow his mind probably to hear that Dutch is spoken in The Netherlands, also incorrectly known worldwide as Holland. And that it has tropical beaches.

The cat *always* wins.

How many bananas is that?

Who wants to tell him?

Tim Berners-Lee invented the web, which started what we call internet today and still is the most important part. Americans designed The Internet Protocol as a common communication method for all computers in the world, widely known as TCP/IP. Both magnificent works.

Are Amphicars really popular in Southern Italy?

Look world! It turns out that our own spelling was wrong the entire time!

This is why I know all the proper non-brand names of the d***s I might need. Tylenol = Acetaminophen. Claritin = Loratadine. Advil = Ibuprofen. And about a dozen others.

What country would allow the U.S. to dictate their drinking rules? We have different ages here in Canada, depends what province you're in.