Lol

"Those greedy grape-eating bastards!"

....but we're gonna kill him soon enough!

X-avier-us is their Centurion

I will try tomorrow. Never know... Maybe works

wah wah wah wah wah poor crybaby wah wah wah wah wah wah - incredible that a grown man is such a f'n baby.. poor me wah wah wah wah.... and no I'm not a leftist or a democrat

Bahaha! any Roman time travelers out here? no? ok

I immediately thought of Asterix and Obelix with this one.

Lof'nL 😂😂😂😂😜😜👍 so very true, tragic, and yet still hilarious

The elephants never forgot!

Rome was a pretty good compromise.

And there are still traces of Hadrian's wall...

Omg 😂 try with Jeanne D'Arc or Gilgamesh too

Roman soldier: Jesus's gone. MacReady: Any way we can fix it? Roman soldier: It's GONE, MacReady.

LoL funny

I love it when a plan comes together.

Me: "F**king muggles"

And they're salty too!

1-3 Girlfriend material, Number 4 is the one you marry.

And then romans burn them

8 7 6 7 6???

I spent half an hour creating my character on Skyrim lol

Carthage was ahead of it's time you know...

what's this reference again

Bread and circus. Give food and distractions, so people stop thinking about really important things.

I want to phone a friend. Call Livia

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Except it would be a young boy...

The comparison makes some good points. On the other hand, tortoises have been around for 65 million years and are still going strong. The Romans, not so long. Tortoise beats the hare. Tortoise beats the Romans. Next, tortoise is going after Thanos.

That seems pretty lit.

F**king beach chickens

No empire can hold onto that much land for that long, especially back then without modern medical and other scientific wonders.

I think mundi means world.

slay

Virtual reality - the emperor's new clothes?

Wouldn't that be Ship Salesman?