Daaaaayumm! He ain’t wrong though. I live 2.5 miles from 800 year old rock paintings. Lord knows what my property use to be.

This is hilarious lol

That's a good one! (German here)

Ouch.

George Dantzig: "difficult homework today, isnt it?"

They drink the T, of course!

"Be nice to us or we will bring democracy to your country!"

"I receive spice. You receive... Asturias. Burgundy. Tuscana. And seven tons of gold. Add some cinnamon and I add the real crown of thorns."

Ah, so that's why.

We also see this in the Netherlands now with Turkish and Morrocan people who were actually brought here in the 60s because the Dutch workforce was too small

We are ignoring it outright. They know no one will do anything about it

To be honest they can keep ours. We can't keep them safe and no one even comes to visit us.

Well being italian I feel the same for french... (no I am not talking about Gioconda, that was sold, but there was a lot of other things that napoleon stole us)

Good joke ;) Aside from that, women need never be ashamed of their age and men need never be ashamed of their salary.

this is why the french did the same. because they were just jealous x) (french here)

*screams internally* (Indian here)

Yeah, how did we get so many artifacts..... defintly the wars and colonizations we caused all over the world.....

Is Britain the only place to have museums full of stuff from all over the world?

Please return ours back home to Greece.

Apparently most of their Egyptian artifacts weren't stolen from Egypt, they were pirated from Napoleon.

just think them as temporary guardian :)

ok then i'll keep that in mind

this is funny but i think the man and woman part is a little sexist

So.... do we HAVE to be sexist to point out colonialism?

Ironically, mostly the French stole them. The British just stole the already-stolen and told the world where they are now being "kept safe". Always the bloody French

I was gleefully amazed to see all the artifacts in the British Museum until it dawned on me how they came to be there.

Also, please definitely talk about your salaries. The only one who doesn't want you to talk about your salaries is your employer -- and that's so they don't have to pay everyone fairly. As workers, demand what you're worth. Talk about your salaries.

lol

Good ol' days of plague, war and mindless killing!

United States: Prisoners are slaves

I am from the region actually. Very true, unfortunately. Nevertheless, apart from mildly to largely racist jerks in power on all sides, we are beautiful countries with great people. Worth visiting.

WTF ?

And yet the USA isn't defined as a terrorist nation.That title is reserved for the rest of us.

Swiss is like "Si vis pacem prepara bellum" (if you want peace be ready for the war)

they could be burned for practicing what we would call nursing

Well rape and incest are not really on "on brand" for Disney, though dead parents certainly are. Which makes one wonder why they chose Greek mythology as source material at all.

History happened, you can't change that, learn from it and move forward. "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it"

“Are we the baddies?”

She is so bad she has been re-elected every time since... well... Almost forever.

The longest hangover in history.

Funny thing: when they wrote that they pictured muskets. Never would they have imagined an AK47

At least when the British museum got hold of things, they were preserved, not destroyed or sold on the black market?