Daaaaayumm! He ain’t wrong though. I live 2.5 miles from 800 year old rock paintings. Lord knows what my property use to be.

This is hilarious lol

That's a good one! (German here)

Ouch.

George Dantzig: "difficult homework today, isnt it?"

They drink the T, of course!

"Be nice to us or we will bring democracy to your country!"

"I receive spice. You receive... Asturias. Burgundy. Tuscana. And seven tons of gold. Add some cinnamon and I add the real crown of thorns."

Ah, so that's why.

We also see this in the Netherlands now with Turkish and Morrocan people who were actually brought here in the 60s because the Dutch workforce was too small

We are ignoring it outright. They know no one will do anything about it

To be honest they can keep ours. We can't keep them safe and no one even comes to visit us.

lol

Good ol' days of plague, war and mindless killing!

United States: Prisoners are slaves

I am from the region actually. Very true, unfortunately. Nevertheless, apart from mildly to largely racist jerks in power on all sides, we are beautiful countries with great people. Worth visiting.

WTF ?

And yet the USA isn't defined as a terrorist nation.That title is reserved for the rest of us.

Swiss is like "Si vis pacem prepara bellum" (if you want peace be ready for the war)

they could be burned for practicing what we would call nursing

Well rape and incest are not really on "on brand" for Disney, though dead parents certainly are. Which makes one wonder why they chose Greek mythology as source material at all.

History happened, you can't change that, learn from it and move forward. "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it"

“Are we the baddies?”

She is so bad she has been re-elected every time since... well... Almost forever.

The longest hangover in history.

Funny thing: when they wrote that they pictured muskets. Never would they have imagined an AK47

At least when the British museum got hold of things, they were preserved, not destroyed or sold on the black market?

I am italian - if one of our president would have done such a thing we claimed it as a miracle... (Our president of republics are always old people)

Where's one of those group shots of trump, Cruz and McConnell standing in front of a flag?

"create interesting and fresh conflicts" lol...

The weather is terrible is all you need to know! So all hands on board and let's conquer a few sunny countries. 😂😂😂

Now, you can do one with the other.

They already know that, right ?

Thank God my art school accepted me! There could have been a WWIII.

Well, it looks like a part of him at least lol.

This is so sad on so many levels. Women's rights are non existent in Turkey. Except for Melek Ipek who was acquitted for murdering her abusive husband, probably only because of the power of social media.

Belgian resistance was awesome during during WWI.

LOL

"Do I look stupid with a mask on?" "Is the Spanish Flu real or a hoax made up by Henry Ford?"

Are you really certain the doves were so innocent? They certainly have a lot to do with a coo 😁

Not exactly a valid comparison. The need for home maintenance has not disappeared.

"Consider yourself lucky, guys. The other ones were murdered."

And Trump tried to buy Greenland 😃

Taiwan and West Taiwan.

Before they were hired by the USA to work in the space and tech industries.

And on stolen property.

The US did the same thing with state lines

The Spanish conquered South America from the Aztek, Inca and Mayan's. You never hear anyone saying Mexicans need to give that land back. Mostly because the Spanish invaders killed every last one.

Kid: Mom, can we get a Hitler? Mom: We already have Hitler at home. "Hitler" at home: